User:Old Ma Hart

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Hello and welcome to one of the two domains of Old Ma Hart-the other being the hippodrome. Alas I regret to inform you that I am not of the aged variety, I am not vintage and I am not of the older variety (euphemisms). No, I am infact a snot nosed, spoilt little brat (dysphemism). Being just 15 years old, and therefore very emotional guy, there are undoubtabley doubt (har har) my contributions. Those people are correct. Oh well... at least I can get pedantic about semantics(har har) and make purley cosmetic changes. And yes I am aware of my dire spelling and grammar, but so what? Isn't that what spell check is for? What? Wikipedia doesn't have one. Oh dear...