User:Occam's Machete

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Occam's Machete
Flag of OM State seal of OM
Flag of Occam's Machete Seal
Nickname(s): Bubba
Motto(s): There is no right answer to the question Are you Gay?
Map of the United States with OM highlighted
Official language(s) English
Capital John Lennon City
Largest city Amberwynd
Largest metro area Amberwynd
Area  Ranked 23rd in the US
 - Total 23 sq mi
(23 km²)
 - Width 23 miles (23 km)
 - Length 23 miles (23 km)
 - % water 23
 - Latitude 23°N to 23°23'N
 - Longitude 23°23'W to 23°23'W
Population  Ranked 23rd in the US
 - Total 23
 - Density 23/sq mi 
23/km² (23rd in the US)
Elevation  
 - Highest point Muck Sticky's House[1]
Getting Higher ft  (a little HIgher m)
 - Mean And HIGHer ft  (Dude, I'm so fucking HIGH m)
 - Lowest point Rock Bottom[1]
Rock Bottom ft  (Rock Bottom plus 2 m)
Admission to Union  April 1, 1992 (23th)
Governor George Carlin (L)
Lieutenant Governor {{{Lieutenant Governor}}}
U.S. Senators Penn Jillette (L)
Teller (L)
Congressional Delegation List
Time zones  
 - East Tennessee Eastern: UTC-5/-4
 - Middle and West Central: UTC-6/-5
Abbreviations 23 US-MA
Website www.massachusetts.gov

Occam's Machete (born April 1, 1992) better known by his real name, Lucian Quinton Qudsieh is an American person. Yep. Just a person. I live just as everyone else. A little less expensive than some, per say.

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[edit] Where I Live

Okay, here's the catch. I'm a bit below rich. I live in two different places. My body lives in a somewhat rural Tennessee town called Millington. Love it. My personal views of life, choices, love, and some other things I believe personally would probably come into conflict with most of the citizens of said town, but I'm okay with that. They have the right to believe what they believe, just as I have the right to believe what I want to believe.

My mind resides in the lush paradise of Upton, Massachusetts. Love it even more. I'm much more at peace with the world here.

[edit] Family

I'm not big on God. Well, at least not the God that was taught in my house growing up. Speaking of which, I had 2 step brothers, Charles and David. David past away last year in a horrible swimming accident. My mother Kathy also passed away, after a long and drawn out battle with lung cancer. My father hasn't been seen in about six years, so memories tend to fade.

But back to religion, I am a wiccan. In that sense, I worship a god that can actually be seen, unlike the Abrahamic religions. My god is more pantheistic, as I worship the different cycles and wheels that nature itself produces non-stop without a single whip of prejudice. It doesn't judge, doesn't hate, it never tells me I'm unworthy or that I need to be saved. It treats me fine. So I worship nature, and I do my best not to disrespect it.


[edit] Interests

I'm a high school student, so "interests" are kind of null and void at the current elapsing time.

I'm een on creative writing. I've written a few proposed projects for my school's media program, and they still have not seen the light of day. Fucking darkness. Never comes in handy when you need it.

[edit] Favorites

[edit] Music

My favorite bands of all time are The Beatles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nirvana, Gandalf Murphy and the Slambovian Circus of Dreams, Stone Temple Pilots, U2, and Green Day.

[edit] TV/Film/Video Games

My fave tv show is House, M.D.. The lead man has one of the best outlooks of any character. I'd even consider putting him above Holden Caulfield or Piggy.

I don't really have a favorite movie. I guess you could consider the 2nd Season of Penn and Teller's Bullshit! a movie. It'd be my choice. Next to Wayne's World.

[edit] Contributions

I either plan on or have contributed to the following articles:

[edit] External Links

 http://www.myspace.com/mazarotti