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Antarctic is a language isolate spoken by the over ten billion indigenous inhabitants of Antarctica.

It is not generally known to exist among the general non-Antarctic population of Earth as the existance of the Antarctican Democratic Sdfjjkllkklsflljk is still being kept secret for its protection.

It soon became clear to those few non-Antarctic linguists that had been exposed to it that it was radically different than any other known human language. There is no distinction between parts of speech, everything is treated as a verb. Verbs are inflected for time (distant-past, medial-past, recent-past, present-past, present, present-future, near-future, medial-future, far-future, timeless), number (singular, dual, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, over 13, less than one, infinite/indefinite), person (first-exclusive, first-secondinclusive, first-thirdinclusive, first-second-thirdinclusive, second-exclusive, second-thirdinclusive, third, fourth [like "one" in the English sentence "One should never"], fifth [like "some" in the English sentence "Some should never"], sixth [a deceased person], seventh [general/unknown]), mood (perfect, medioperfect, imperfect; passive, mediopassive, medioactive, active, accidental), colour/gender (male/black, female/white, orange/brown/red/pink/yellow [all considered the same colour], blue/green/purple, devoid of colour, multicolour), and relative location (extremely far, medial far, minimum far, minimum close, medial close, extremely close, here, deceased, outside of Antarctica/the oceans).

It is believed by some conspiracy theorists to be the "Ur language", but this is most likely not true as it has been proven the Antarctic language is much more recent than most.

There are 13 different, totally unrelated writing systems, not used by different groups of people but rather by all Antarcticans in different situations. They include ideographic systems, logographic systems, pictographic systems, alphabetic systems, abjad systems, abugida systems, syllabic systems, some that combine others, and 3 of a previously unknown type.

There are 333 distinct dialects, most being spoken in small villages or towns, although they can be divided into 3 main dialect groups and 33 subgroups. There are no two dialects with mutual intelligibility of less than 85%. All dialects are written regularly and none is in danger of extinction.

There is also a closely related but distinct language spoken in the South Georgia Islands, called the Snikkik language.