User:Niko Bellic Rules

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Niko Bellic Rules is a Wikipedia user who believes the Grand Theft Auto IV character, Nikolai "Niko" Bellic, rules. This user also rules, proving not only Niko Bellic can rule. What this user and the video game character rule is Candy Land. Niko Bellic Rules is in control of the northern half of Candy Land as a Monarch and Niko Bellic himself rules in the southern half as a dictator. Thank you for taking the time to listen to this bullshit and congratulations for finishing this sentence without hesitation.

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