Nightmare Generator

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Nightmare Generator
Robot Chicken episode
Episode no. Season 1
Episode 16
Written by Mike Fasolo
Doug Goldstein
Seth Green
Pat McCallum
Tom Root
Matthew Senreich
Directed by Matthew Senreich
Production no. 103
Original airdate June 19, 2005
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Nightmare Generator is the sixteenth episode of the first season of Robot Chicken.

Contents

[edit] List of skits

[edit] Rappers in Heaven

Two rappers (Biggie Smalls and Tupac Shakur) meet in heaven, where they continue their Earthly feud, which naturally ends with them shooting one another... again.

[edit] Betsy Creates the Flag

George Washington turns to Betsy Ross to make the American flag.

[edit] Teddy Bear Love

One Teddy Bear hands another a flower.

[edit] Jared Breaks His Diet

Jared, runs into a bakery to use the restroom, passes out in the restroom, and gets locked in the bakery after closing hours. The temptation is unbearable, and Jared eats most of the food therein and turns back to his 425 lb self. The baker returns 10 minutes later, and finding the store ransacked, threatens to call the police. Jared has other ideas, however, as he walks over, breaks her neck, and runs out the door.

[edit] Missing Since Last Tuesday

News anchor reports that the Pope is missing since last Tuesday.

The timing on this was bad, as the episode aired on June 19, 2005 and Pope John Paul II passed away on April 2, 2005.

[edit] How Many Licks?

"How many licks does a Tootsie Pop have? We still don't know.

[edit] Bride of Frankenstein dumps her beau

The Bride of Frankenstein dumps Frankenstein's monster during dinner at a restaurant.

[edit] Unsolved Case Files: Claus & Effect

Unsolved Mysteries spoof, using characters from The Year Without a Santa Claus and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

It's December 24, Christmas Eve, not only a time for gift-giving, but a time for murder.

It was the Christmas that made everyone cry, except for the Jews. Santa Claus is found frozen in the pond used for ice-skating. Who killed him? Martha Claus, Santa's wife? She said that they stayed together mainly due to licensing issues. Who'd trust a single man living with a bunch of elves? They'd think he was gay.

"Sam The Snowman" - "Hermey the Misfit Elf" Elves had begun. It was all about the coke, hidden in the crappy wodden toys. Santa made the drops, He tried to use different ways - the Yeti had a dozen condoms of coke burst in his belly. "It's a bad scene, man". "The Bumble a.k.a. the Abominable Snow Monster of the North " Blitzen said "Drugs, it wasn't no secret." He said, "Someone was having a private party- 'you ever wonder how his nose got so red, I think you do!'

Punishment was swift for anyone caught being naughty at the north pole.

Who killed Santa Claus, we may never know. Who's next, Easter Bunny, Cupid, That Lucky Charms Cereal guy?

[edit] Next week

The Taco Bell chihuahua's castration - simple neutering or hate crime? The chihuahua's response: "Yo quiero my nuts!"

[edit] Come and Get Some!

Grandma in a tank, yelling "Come and get some!"

[edit] Ent Murder

Ents and chainsaws don't mix.

[edit] Constipated Clown

Herman the constipated clown, asks his clown friend Pickles for something to help him. Pickles obliges, sucker punching him in the stomach, saying, "Side effects may include, I just kicked your f#@%ing ass."

[edit] Brandon the Ninja

Brandon the juvenile Ninja is caught sneaking back in the house by his mother, who says, "You are so grounded."

[edit] Jaws: Special Edition

Steven Spielberg explains how he really wanted Jaws to be. Thanks to computer graphics he brings his true vision to life - with over 100 new scenes.

New scenes include:

  • The shark at the town hall meeting with Police Chief Brody, dressed in a false mustache and 'rainbow wig'
  • The shark running amok on the beach with a chain saw
  • A talking shark throwing the spear back at Quint
  • The shark eating Quint and Hooper

The shark's explosion is in reference to the enhanced explosion of the Death Star in the Star Wars Trilogy Special Edition.

[edit] Brand New Board Game - "Euthanasia"

Kids play the brand new board game "Euthanasia", where their animal (dogs & cats) game pieces travel around the game board Board positions include:

  • Starve Animal
  • Visit from Mr. Stork
  • Dead Pet Walking
  • Mauling
  • Wee-wee on carpet
  • Starve Animal - Euthanasia
  • Free Neuter
  • Death of a Salesman

If your game piece falls on just about every square, the prize is "Euthanasia"! The kids drop the doggy into "The Pound," where they "disappear".

If you look you can see a picture of the mad scientist and the chicken

[edit] Gandhi the Night Club Pianist

Mahatma Gandhi performs as a pianist at a night club.

[edit] The A-Team

The A-Team solves its problems with maximum firepower and minimal intelligence.

A-Team cast members include: John "Hannibal" Smith, B. A. Baracus, Templeton "Faceman" Peck, H. M. Murdock

When asked by a young woman to save her father, who refused to pay protection money, they refuse, apparently because she's not sexy enough.

A second woman (blonde and svelte) with the exact same story, asks for their help, and they readily accept. Their 'antics' include Baracus getting drugged with milk (and finding out he's lactose intolerant from all the drug-laced milk he has drunk, which leads to him farting in his sleep inside of the helicopter), Peck being recognized immediately because of a lame disguise, and the A-Team van being shot full of holes with the team inside, but no one getting hurt.

In the usual convoluted plot, the team is caught, finds lots of junk in the warehouse where they're imprisoned, and fashion a new armor-plated, jet powered, bazooka armed, van out of it.

[edit] Cast / Voice actors

[edit] Stoop!d Monkey

The monkey is about to drop a toaster into his bathtub.[1]

[edit] References & External links