Night of the Nearly Dead
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| Episode no. | Season 3 Episode 7 |
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| Written by | Arthur Matthews, Graham Linehan | ||||||
| Directed by | Graham Linehan, Andy de Emmony | ||||||
| Guest stars | Patrick McDonnell (Eoin McLove) Maria Doyle Kennedy (Patsy) Elva Crowley (Mrs. Boyle) Rosemary Kennedy (Mrs. Dunne) Vincent Marzello (Television Psychiatrist) Maggie Shevlin (Mrs. Collins) |
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| Original airdate | April 24 1998 | ||||||
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"Night of the Nearly Dead" is the seventh episode of the third and final series of popular Channel 4 sitcom Father Ted.
[edit] Synopsis
Childish pop superstar Eoin McLove, popular and beloved only by devoted middle-aged women (all of whom are similar in appearance and dress to Mrs Doyle) visits the Parochial House when Mrs. Doyle, implausibly, has her ode to Eoin read out on the show and thus wins the poetry competition. Whilst there he leaves a bad impression on the priests (including Father Hackett who he unwisely approaches, before sniffing the surrounding air and abruptly saying "I smell wee"), however Mrs Doyle is infatuated with him. When she tries to present him with tea, her erratic trembling causes the tray to shake so violently that the cup, saucer and teapot slide off and shatter on the floor. Mrs Doyle then faints in his presence.
Earlier in the episode, Mrs Doyle had been shopping for "tea bags shaped like a really tall tower." When suddenly a certain Mrs Boyle literally glides up toward her. She demands to know when Eoin will be arriving, and Mrs Doyle cracks, revealing he will be arriving on Sunday. But she pleads with Mrs Boyle not to spread it around, as Eoin wouldn't want anyone to know. Mrs Boyle swears she won't blab: "May I be struck down with every disease that it is known for a middle aged woman to suffer from. And as you and I both know, Mrs Doyle, that's a hell of a lot of diseases."
However, Mrs Boyle breaks her promise and instantly spreads the word of Eoin's arrival on the island via the supermarket, the telephone operator, the cybercafe, the lighthouse and back to the supermarket, and soon all the middle-aged housekeepers of the island are gathering on the lawns of the Parochial House in their droves, swarming in from all directions. As Eoin selfishly counts down the seconds until his visit will end, he requests to leave but is blocked by the presence of the door, seemingly unable to operate it. He has to call his long-suffering assistant Patsy who is waiting in the hall. But they fail to escape as the women have now swarmed to the front doorstep and are preventing anyone from exiting.
The door is shut on Eoin, although he is pulled inside just in time as the women reach out to grab hold of him. He is then trapped in the Parochial House for the night, where he causes more mayhem by ripping Dougal's Beano when he is asleep, sneaking into the kitchen and helping himself to the jam jar in the fridge, and upsetting Mrs Doyle when she presents him with a banana cake (his favourite kind) into which she has baked a jumper similar to those he wears on TV.
When the women finally break into the house (having tricked Ted into talking about the "great" mass he gave the previous Sunday), Eoin is asleep on an armchair and the women crowd around exchanging their thoughts on how lovely he is. Dougal and Patsy pull him away and they escape upstairs to a final showdown in the bathroom. There Eoin displays his innocence by playing games with Dougal while Patsy frets about the future in store for "the little ones". Suddenly the door breaks down, and the elderly women swarm in, eerily chanting "Eoin! Eoin!". Then the cock crows, signifying that dawn has broken. Mrs Doyle saves the day by charging past the army of women, and declaring that it is after seven o'clock; meaning that the husbands of Eoin's devoted fans will be beginning to wonder where their breakfasts are. Ted agrees and reminds the women of their husbands' dependance on them. Mrs Dunne's husband tried to wash a cup the year before, and burned the house to the ground. Mrs Collins' husband attempted to make the beds on his own, and lost a leg in the process. To let them get through a day on their own would be a catastrophe. Ted sends the women back to their husbands, and the day is saved. Eoin is delighted, and cries out "Can I have this duck?".
When Eoin eventually leaves, he is annoyed by the fact that he has to wear the cakejumper, which is covered in crumbs and large chunks of dough. However, he kindly gives Mrs Doyle a peck on the cheek and thanks her, which leads to her fainting again. Patsy invites Ted onto the show, Dougal having told her how much Ted is always trying to get on TV. Ted initially declines... but quickly agrees when he hears there's a cash prize. When Ted appears on the quiz, Eoin asks him what should be a simple question for a priest. However, Ted does not know what John Paul II's name was before he became Pope, merely offering a feeble guess with "Jim".
Eoin's obtuse behaviour is finally explained with the line "I've no willy".
[edit] Trivia
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- The episode's title and some of the scenes are a parody on the movie Night of the Living Dead.
- Eoin McLove is a parody of Daniel O'Donnell, an Irish crooner particularly popular among elderly women.
- At the start of Part 2, Eoin counts 58, 59, 60. On the DVD's subtitles, 59 is displayed as "69".
- This is the only episode in which Mrs. Doyle mentions her (presumably dead) husband.
- There is a continuity error. When Patsy stands up and says "I can't stand it", the curtains are closed. But when she goes to the window to open it, the curtains are wide open.
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