User:Nick Santacroce
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| Nick Santacroce | |
|---|---|
| Also known as | Jesus, Jesus Christ, Jesus of Nazareth, etc., Hairy Man Beast, Sexy Man Beast, Dr. Rock, Dr. Love |
| Born | Sometime in May, Sometime in the '80s |
| Died | Immortal |
| Genre(s) | Classic Rock, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, NWoBHM, Power Metal, '80s Metal, Progressive Rock, Funk, Disco |
| Instrument(s) | Guitar |
| Years active | 1987-Present |
Nick Santacroce was born a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. He is many things, above all else a Jedi Master. He is also creator of Rockology (see below). He has become immortal from drinking a blood mixture from Jimmy Page, Geddy Lee, David Bowie and Angus Young. His younger brother is the widely heralded Chris Santacroce.
[edit] Creation of Rockology
Rockology is a study of music invented by Nick Santacroce. It is studied similar to how people study religion. Rockology focuses on guitar based music, essentially most forms of Rock & Roll but also includes Blues, and Funk based music as well. Rockology condemns Rap for its lack of musical talent and creativity, but acknowledges that some rappers are pretty badass *cough*DMX*cough*.
[edit] Trivia
- Nick is so incredibly lightweight when hairless (which to date has never happened) that if he stepped on a scale while hairless it would go in reverse, because scales cannot measure negative weights.
- Nick created "Scrubs," the best show ever (don't listen to the lies others tell you!).
