User:Nevela

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[edit] Biography

Nevela, otherwise known as Nevi or Shortie (by a certain Cradle of Filth member), was born August 1st, 1990 to a stow-away (current status: unknown) on a magical voyage to Middle Earth and the infamous Gandalf the Grey (now known as Gandalf the White and currently resides in the Grey Havens and likes smoking Old Toby along the shores) and is a whore while consuming said crumpets.

When Nevela was born, Gandalf took Nevela from her hippie mother and put her into a Maine home of 'normal' mortals in hopes of keeping Nevela sane. There, her name became Eliza White and eventually became a member of the family with a woman who Nevela calls 'mom' and an it by the name of fut and a thing called bratface.

Nevela, now known as Eliza, sadly felt that she didn't fit into this world. She grew tired of human nonsense; when her mother brought a computer home (Compy, which then turned into Pokey, which then turned into a disgusting thing she called Stephie, mistakenly named after the legendary George Stephanopoulos), Nevela started to get involved with this mysterious thing called in-tur-net. She experienced things she never would have dreamed of - fangirlisms, for short.

Eliza discovered her real name (Nevela) somewhere between the dates of August 9th, 1997 through March 12th, 2005 - her lost years. These years have gaps far and wide memories - probably from the effects of Old Toby her biological parents smoked. Once again, if you know any memories during this time period - please contact FluffyMuffins with information.

MSN and AIM became her friends and before long... she met someone...

Eliza had found someone she only dreamed of her long lived 15 years of life. FluffyMuffins! Eliza soon came into realization that this girl, Emi, was her half-sister! AND DAUGHTER OF GANDALF! Yes, it was true. These two girls discovered how much they were the same and yet so different. Nevi and Emi grew closer and closer until... they found out who they really were! Half-Twin-Sister, Daughters of Gandalf, *DATERAPE* Buddies, Lesbian Lovers, Part Time Girl/Boyfriend, and Bestest Friends!

[edit] Spouses

Among Nevela's most influential experiences in life, her spouses are among them all. Known for collecting spouses, Nevela has accumulated a handful, along with many exes, part-time boy/girlfriends, and several divorces.

[edit] Current Marriages

  • Orlando Bloom: referred to as 'Orli' by Nevela. He's her first and longest-termed spouse. Married March 29th, 2003, in a joint marriage between Nevela and her longest-termed wife, Aurora. When Nevi first met Orli is still unknown, although it was sometime around the stupid boat project in the seventh grade, in which Nevela and her friend finished early and decided to watch Lord of the Rings, which movie is unknown. Orli easiy attracted Nevi, who was even then difficult to convince to be interested in a penis. Since then, they've had a rocky marriage, having been separated once, and almost annulling their marriage in the ending of the summer of 2006. However, with the help of spinach, Orli remains Nevi's favorite husband.
  • Risa Niigaki: referred to simply as Risa by Nevela, but occasionally called Rii-chan. (Once referred to Risa's Pieces by Nevela's bestest-cousin, Hannah Banana.) Nevi was first attracted to her when watching the PV for Go Girl ~Koi No Victory~ by Morning Musume, but was later kidnapped by a chibi known as Airi Suzuki. In Janauary, Risa pulled Nevi back to her during a time when Nevi was very bored and out of Airi things. From there, Nevi became very amused by Risa's spastic craziness, and together they shared the title of 'innocent' (even though everyone knows that neither of them really could possibly be so). On April 3rd, 2004, Nevi and Risa finally vowed themselves together in a very private ceremony, in which only Orli, a crazed priest, and Risa's group were involves, along with the voices in Nevi's head. Since then, their marriage has been steady, albeit nonexistent due to Nevi's many fangirlisms and Risa's current standing in Morning Musume. However, since she pwnzj00, Risa has come up to popularity, and has dragged Nevi back into her world.
  • Adrian Erlandsson: referred to as Adri, DriDri, Drii-chan, or drumwhore by Nevela. He's an ex-member of the band Cradle of Filth, but during the time of their meeting back in May 2006, he was still there. Nevi was immediately attracted to him due to his ability to be smexy, then easily transforming into adorableness. When Nevi found his MySpace, official website, and his wife's official website (Big & Smooth always help in things) she immediately fell in love, being amazed by how quiet and adorable he was. The two were soon joined in matrimony on May 8th, 2006, witnessed by Nevi's wife, Emma, and with Cradle of Filth present, along with Risa, Orli, and SweetS. Their marriage was joyous up until the summer, when Dani Filth stole Nevi away, causing Adri to get depressed and leave the band to be with his wife in another one. Since then, their marriage has been on the rocks, and the two are currently separated, pondering a divorce (which seems to be possible in the near future).
  • Airi Suzuki: Nevi's favorite spouse in probably the history of ever. Nevi first met her on September 29th, 2003. It was a brief meeting of only a few seconds, but Nevi was immediately attracted to her; Airi was an adorable little girl. As it turns out, Airi was also very talented for her age, but unfortunately, not even ten when first meeting Nevi. However, Nevi kept her affections strong for this young girl, vowing that no matter, when she finally became a member of a group, she'd be right by her side through it all. Not allowed to fangirl over someone at such a young age, Nevi decided to wait until she was thirteen first. However, Airi made this easier by not joining a group until she was twelve. Nevi soon became a fangirl of this group, referring to them as her 'crack'. However, when the news of an upcoming single, photobook, and DVD rang in Nevi's ears, she returned faithfully to Airi's side once more. On February 11th, 2007, Nevi was faced with a choice of who to have a spontaneous marriage with; it was narrowed down to Jimmy Kimmel or Airi. Airi was chosen in a random selection by Selly. The two were joined in matrimony soon following, witnessed by Selly and Dani and Jimmy. Their marriage has been joyous and smooth so far.

[edit] Friends

  • Aurora: usually referred to as Rori by Nevi; sometimes spelled Rorie, or Rory. Nevela first met Aurora in seventh grade in the beginning, and her initial thought was, "...Wow, she is annoying." That soon changed once Aurora and Nevela together shared a fangirlism moment in Mr. Hammel's room, via the stupid lap tops. ...From there on out, it was, "GET ME A BEER, BITCH!" Aurora occasionally visits Nevi at her job, and there proceeds to attack her.
  • Emma: called... Emmie! Met Nevela on September 3rd, 2004. Oh yes. They soon formed a very intimate, lesbian-ish, and awesome relationship, and on January 10th, 2005 began dating, all thanks to Aurora's Cosmo Girl magazine. Two months and one day later, after dropping out of high school together, they joined in holy matrimony via an AIM chatroom. They also picked up about five other spouses, but whatever. And since then they pwn. ...Even if they never see each other. Ahem.
  • Emi: called... Emi. Nevi's half sister! And twin! They perform incestuous things together. Married on... someday. Renewed their vows on July 20th, 2006. Emi pwnz all, so you remember that. Emi already has a large portion in this article, and Nevi's tired, so that's all for now. Even if Emi pwnz. Yes.

[edit] Fiancés

  • Dani Filth: Nevi's soon-to-be favorite spouse in the history of ever. Nevi first met him in April 2004, after having had a morbid interest in his band for almost a year (they frightened her, and at the same time, she kept on poking at them like the idiot she was.) Nevi's first thought upon hearing him, "OMG, this thing is not human." That attitude stayed the same for almost two years more, until Nevi heard the legendary Nymphetamine. Unfortunately, even that wasn't really enough to change her opinions of him; Adrian and Liv did their part in keeping her drawn, though. Finally, after having been stalked by him for her entire life, and being aware of him magicking her for the final few months, Nevi began to pay attention to him. "Aroo! Flap," played a very large role in this. As it turns out, Dani is a hardcore black metal hippie. (How that works out, no one knows; but it's possible.) Their set wedding date is June 16th, 2007.
  • Yuna Ito: the Asian version of Liv - sort of. Nevela loves Yuna very much, but given Yuna's very small discography, ignores her too much. Yuna, however, doesn't find it that hard to fight back. Nevi first saw Yuna sometime in 2005, via someone's signature at a forum. And she was not drawn to her in the least. However, on a spontaneous act, Nevela downloaded Yuna's Stuck On You and it was immediate love due to how happy the song turned out to be. It took only a random Yuna Ito downloading spree for Nevi to finally fall in love with her (molestation of mirrors helped in this fact, but that's a different story). After seeing the PV for Truth, Yuna and Nevi finally got engaged, after having been dating for a couple of months. No wedding date has yet been set.

[edit] Boy/Girlfriends

[edit] Exes

[edit] Clint

Clint is Nevi's gay emo bixch. Nevela loves him more than anything in this world, and is currently carrying him and his gay lover's babies. (Gay lover status is currently unknown.)

[edit] Facts

  • Met on some unknown date to Nevi, in an MSN group conversation along with Leah.
  • Indirectly called Nevi sweetheart and admitted his undying love to her. (He was talking to God, that bitch God...)
  • Didn't want Nevi to know that he thought it was cool that she wanted to have his babies.
  • Clint is going to become a lawyer so he can be Nevi's gay lawyer emo bixch.
  • Is gay.
  • Is an emo.
  • Is Nevi's bixch.
  • Was prank called by Bria, who pretended to be Stacy. Clint flirted with her.
  • Now claims that Stacy totally hits on him on the phone and that she's his twenty-year-old girlfriend.
  • They got to the cool college kid place every night, because, like, they're in love.
  • Thinks Nevi and Leah are not "wity".
  • Sadly, his stupidity makes his attempt at a slam null.
  • THERE'S NOOOO OOONE IN THE WOOORLD QUIIITE LIIIKE CLIIINT CHOOOAAATEEE.

[edit] Sinny

  • Is Polish.
  • Eats pierogies for dinner.
  • Is a surfer in the Sims.
  • Needs a tan.
  • Sucks at Halo.
  • Is Nevi's bff.
  • Nevi hates him/he hates Nevi/etc.
  • Smells like flowers.
  • Nicky + Nevi = 4eva.

[edit] Nevela Facts

  • Has red hair
  • Currently plotting how to destroy Fut
  • Engaged to Dani Filth
  • A part-Time Raver
  • Home-schooled
  • Does DDR
  • Born August 1, 1990
  • PWNS J00!
  • Dies often
  • Used to have a magic happy wand but was taken away by Liv and turned back into a sword for Tru
  • Currently typing up her novel
  • Ex-Hippie
  • Ex-Emo
  • Open coke addict


[edit] Those Sighted with Nevela

Mai-tan - Quelzies - Leah - Emi - Selly - Jim-san - Emma - Lainay - Dani Filth - Adrian - Charles - Liv - Emi - a coke can and bottle - a purple pencil - her prostheic penis - Ex-Pr0n Star, Daigo Stardust - Sinny, the Polish surfer dude who needs a freaking tan - and others

[edit] Quotes

  • "Dani, do you know how old the day is?"
  • "Guess who left this on yer page?"
  • "Loser, at least put MY quotes on it. XDDD"
  • "Fine: ".....DAMMIT I MISSED THE GOOD PART SCREW YOUU" "
  • "...When did I say that? Oo;"

[edit] RAVE NIGHT WITH DRUGGED CANDIEZ AND MOSH PIT AND CORPSES AND AND AND ROFLCOPTER AND VOICES IN HEAD LAWLZ

A night in which Leah, Bria, and Nevela had a lovely rave due to the effects of drugged up candy supplied by Nevi. They experienced mosh pits with a corpse named Sally, voices in Nevi's head, and flashy lights whilst listening to Pocahontas songs.

[edit] Quotes

Nevi: I HAVE CANDY. WANT SOME.
Bria: IZ IT DRUGGGD.
Nevi: YAH.
Leah: ARE YOU TRICKIGN ME? OMG YES GIVE ME. D<
Bria: Kay i'll take some. ;D
Nevi: K. *GIVES CANDIES!!!!*
Leah: -LAWLZ- -EATZ-
Bria: *Lawl consumes candiesz*
Nevi: ROFLCOPTER.
Leah: -FEEDZ SOME TO CATZ-
Nevi: DRUGZ IN CANDIEZ ONLINE ;D DOWNLOADING CANDIEZZZ FOR UUUR CATS ROFLROFL
Leah: OHWOW. WE'RE DOING OUR JOB BY MAKING' THE INTERNET A MORE HAZARDOUS PLACE.


Bria: We should have a rave. ;DDD
Nevi: LETSDOIT. i've never had a rave before
Leah: XD
Bria: Me either. xD But dat's okay.
Leah: What's a rave? =D
Nevi: XDDD
Bria: WE CAN JUST PARTAY.
Nevi: EVEN MOREEEE THE REASON WHY WE SHOULD DO IT. ACUZ. NOTHIN COOLER THAN HAVING AN ONLINE RAVE ON MSNNNN
Bria: YOU GET SEIZURES FROM RAVESSSS.
Leah: WHAT'S A RAAAVVEEE?
Bria: ;D
Nevi: DUE TO THE EFFECTS OF DRUGSSSS WE DOWNLOADED 8D
Leah: DDD:
Bria: FLASHY LIGHTS.
Leah: OHYAY.
Bria: +DRUGZZ.
Leah: AND A MOSH PIT? =DD
Bria: SURE. ;D
Leah: YAY. BUT. THAT'S A PRETTY SMALL MOSH PIT. D:
Nevi: ...YEAH ITI S. D;
Bria: xDDD
Nevi: I KNOW
Bria: XDDDDDDD
Nevi: I'LL INVITE SOEM OF THE VOICES IN MY HEAD. =DDD
Leah: YAY. I'LL INVITE FREDDY. =D
Nevi: ZOOMK. rofl that's like
Bria: I'll bring Sally's corpse. xD
Leah: HE'LL PROLLY THROW SALLY IN THE MOSH PIT, THOUGH.
Nevi: zooooooooooooooomk...
Leah: XDD
Nevi: xD WOOO XDDDDDDD THISLLBEGREAAAT
Leah: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Bria: INORIGHT. IT'S ALL ;ASLDKFHFLJSEKSERQ
Nevi: ZACTLY ZACTLY
Leah: XDDDD
Bria: WITH DRUGZ.


Nevi: POCAHONTAS SONGS ARE PLAYNG WHICH MAKES THISSSS EVEN MORE AMUSING.
Leah: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Nevi: I AM SEEING
Bria: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Nevi: THE COLORS OF THE WIND, BABY I AM SEEEEEING THEEEEM


Leah: MOM: "WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?" "I DUNNO ME AND BRIA AND NEVI ARE HAVING A RAVE WITH MOSH PITS AND AND AND POCAHONTAS SONGSSSS".
Nevi: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Leah: "....HAVE FUN.."
Nevi: DUN FORGET THE DRUGGED CANDY
Bria: XDDDDDDDDDDDD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Leah: OHRIGHT.
Nevi: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Leah: SHE LIKE. DIDN'T EVEN TURN AROUND. AND WAS JUST LIKE.
Bria: TWIZZLERS AND SNICKERZ AND SKITTLEZ
Leah: "..MMMK.."
Bria: OHMY.
Nevi: XDDDDDD OPDEEER XDDD


Nevi: I FEEL CONNECTED TO YOU ALL.
Leah: YAYAYA.
Bria: OHWOW.
Leah: :3
Nevi: IT MUST BE THE MOSH PITTT
Leah: XDDDDDDDDDD XDDD
Bria: ARE WE SIAMEZE TWINZ?
Nevi: I AM LAUGHING LIKE A KID ON DRUGGED UP CAAAANDY YES YES WE ARE


Leah: AND SHE SLAPS ME IF I SAY "BITCH." WTF.
Nevi: WTF. D;
Leah: I LIKE TO SAY
Bria: OR DAMN. ;D
Leah: BITCH. DDD; YA.
Nevi: BITCH
Leah: OR DAMN.
Nevi: IS A FUN WORD
Bria: WHUT DID YOU SAY. WHACK.
Leah: I KNOW.
Nevi: DOES SHE SLAP YOU IF YOU SAYYYY BIXX..CH?
Bria: YOU GIVDED ME BRUSES. OUCH.
Leah: NO.
Nevi: ROFLCOPTER.
Leah: BUT SHE'LL PURSE HER LIPS. DDDD:
Nevi: DDDDDDDDDDD;
Bria: AND GLARE.
Leah: AND DEBATE ON SLAPPING ME.
Bria: GLAREGLARE.
Nevi: WTFFFFFFCOPTERRR...
Leah: OR IF I SAY THAT BUBBLES IS GODDD. BUT SHE IS
Bria: SHE GETS ANGRY.
Leah: SO THAT'S FUCKED UPPPP. D;
Bria: D;
Nevi: I DUN LIKE GOD. GOD IS A BIXCH D;
Leah: YAH.
Bria: SHE'S LIKE.
Nevi: BUT NOT A GAY EMO BIXCH D;
Leah: I KNOW.
Bria: I DUN LIKE YOU.
Leah: BUT SHE'S MY BITCH.
Bria: GOD IS GOD.
Leah: =D NO.
Bria: NOT BUBBLES. D<
Leah: GOD IS A BITCH.
Bria: AND WE'RE LIKE.
Leah: D<
Bria: NO.
Leah: BUBBLES.
Bria: STOP. INSIDE JOKE GAWD.


Nevi: WHUT XD
Leah: I DUNNO.
Bria: XDDDDD ME EITHER.
Leah: SAY THAT OVER.
Nevi: I'M LOST
Leah: I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING TO ME. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Nevi: AND IT'S AMUSING.


Bria: PAINT WIF ALL DA COLORS OF DA WING. / *WIND


Nevi: I WONDER IF THERE'S ANYONE ON I CAN BE ALL
Leah: LIL EMO KID PICHHUURRR.
Nevi: BITCH GIVE IT TO MEEE
Leah: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Nevi: MAYBE GARY?
Bria: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Leah: GARY IS A BITCH.
Bria: GARY LIKES WAFFLES.
Leah: D;
Bria: ;D
Nevi: DDDD; SO ALL THE MORE REASON TO.
Leah: DER. THABITCH. D;


Bria: WANT SOME DRUGGED CANDYZ?
Nevi: KAY GARRRY YEAH WE'RE DRUGGED OFFA CANDIEZZZ ;DDDD
Leah: XDDDDDDDDDD
Nevi: LISTENING TO POCAHONTAS SONGS AND HAVING A RAAAAVE!!!! WITH A MOSH PIT AND DEAD PPLZZZ AAAND VOICES IN MY HEAD. NOW.
Leah: WITHAMOSHPIT. DEADPPLZZZ.
Nevi: DO YOU STILL HAVE THE NEWWWW MSN INSTALLATION ACUZ IF YOU DO. CAN YOU. UPLOAD IT FOR ME. 8D AND IF YOU DON'T. CAN YOU. GET IT AND UPLOAD IT FOR MEE ILUUU KTHXBAAAAII 8D
Bria: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Leah: XDDDDDDDD
Nevi: 8DDDDDD WE LOVE YOU GARRRYYY
Gary: O_O
Nevi: 8DDDDDDDDDDDD IT'S LEAH'S ORDERS. I NEED VOICE CLIPS.
Leah: WANTTOBEINTHEMOSHPIT? =D YEAH.
Nevi: OR ELSE I WILL NOTTTT SURVIVE
Gary: O_O
Leah: D<
Gary: lemme check
Nevi: OMFG AT FIRST I THOUGHT YOU SAID EMO MOSH PIT AND I WUZLYK O EW GET ME OUT D;
Leah: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Nevi: BUT SINCE IT'S NOT
Gary: check msn site!
Nevi: K. STAYING. =D MSN SITE WON'T LET ME GET IT D; SO
Leah: PFFT.
Nevi: IONO WHY BUT THEY DON'T. XD THEY'RE ALL HERE... TAKE THIS ONE! AND I'M ALL. WHERESTHEOTHERONE. AND THEY'RE ALL. ROFLCOPTERFLYINGBUTTER. ;D
Leah: XDDDDDDDDDD ROCK.


Leah: THE MAP SAYS WE'RE FUCKED.
Nevi:OMGYAAAAY. ;DDD


Leah: GARY. PPSSSSSTTT. GARY. GARY GARY
Gary: O_O
Leah: GAYR
Gary: yes yes yes
Leah: *GARY.
Gary: yes
Leah: XD UM. DOYOUWANNABEINTHEMOSHPITTTTT? =D
Nevi: YEAHJOINITTT 8DD WEHAVECORPSES.
Bria: boomobooom.
Leah: DOYOUDOYOU
Bria: NAMED SALLY. ;D
Nevi: ;DDDDD
Leah: C'MON GARY.
Gary: Sure 8D
Leah: YAY.
Bria: YAYAYAYYAY.
Leah: -SLAMS AGAINST BRIA- XD


Bria: I FEEL SO SPECIAL. BUT DAT MIGHT BE ACUZ OF DA DRUGZ.
Nevi: ROFLCOPTER.


Bria: I GOT IT OUT OF DA FRIDGE.
Leah: GARY
Bria: AND THEN.
Leah: GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY
Bria: I PULLED DA TAB.
Nevi: GARRYYY
Leah: =DDD GARY
Nevi: GAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRYY
Leah: GARRRRYYYY.
Bria: AND THEN THERE WAS THIS EXPLOZION.
Leah: GAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY.
Nevi: ROFLCOPTER??!
Gary: O_O
Bria: AND I GOT COVERED IN DR. PEPPER FOAMMM.
Nevi: GARYWEWANNASECKSU.
Leah: OMGNOWAII. GARY. NO. WTF.
Bria: ;D
Nevi: K.
Bria: TRUE STORY.
Leah: XDDDDDDD
Nevi: WELL WE DON'T. BUT. THAT WAS AMAZING BRIA. XD BUT
Gary: woooo!
Nevi: IT GOT YOUR ATTENTION ;D
Leah: XDDDDDDDDDD GARY
Bria: XDD
Leah: GARY!!!!! GARY!
Nevi: GARY GODDAMMIT XD TALK
Leah: GARYGUESSWHAT. GARY GARY GARY!!!!!
Bria: XDDD
Leah:GARY GARYG ARY./ XD GARY GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Nevi: GARY LOOK PR000N
Leah: DDDDDDDDDDD: GARYGARYGARY.
Gary: Jesus!
Nevi: XDDDD
Leah: =D
Nevi: WTFF GARY XD
Leah: OMG. GARY.
Bria: JESUS ROSE FROM DA DEAD.
Leah: =DDDDD
Bria: =D
Leah: GARY GUESS WHAT.
Nevi: TALK TO LEAH GODDAMMIT. XD
Gary: CICI SAYS HI!!!
Bria: RAVERAVERAVE/
Nevi: HI CICI. BAI CICI.
Leah: HI CICI. WHO IS CICI? ANYWAY. GARY GUESS
Bria: I HAVE NO IDEAZ.
Nevi: HIS GIRLFRIEND. XD
Leah: WAHT. OH.
Bria: WHAT. I WANNA KNOWZ.
Leah: OKAY.
Bria: INVITE HER. ;D
Leah: GARY.
Bria: IF SHEZ ON MSN.
Leah: GUESS. WAHT.
Bria: SHE CAN RAVE.
Nevi: XDDD
Gary: shes on the phone!
Nevi: GARY GODDAMMIT
Bria: NO.
Leah: GUESS WHAT.
Bria: D<
Gary: no online
Leah: GARY GARY GARY
Bria: MAKE HER GET ON MSN.
Nevi: GARRRRY. LISTEN. XD
Leah: GARY!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD;
Bria: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD;
Leah: GARY!! DDDDDD: GARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Nevi: XDDDDDDDDDDD
Leah: GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY
Nevi: GARRRRRYYY
Bria: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Leah: GARYGARYGARRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYR. STOP
Nevi: GARRYYY
Leah: DDDDDDD<
Nevi: TALK
Leah: GARY
Nevi: BITCH
Gary: O_O
Leah: GUESS
Nevi: TAAAALK
Leah: WAHT.
Nevi: DDD;
Leah: GUESS. DDDDDDDDD<
Nevi: GUESS WHAT LEAH HAS TO SAAAAY GUESS GUESS GUESSS
Leah: GUESS. DDDDDDDDDDDDD<
Gary: whats that?
Leah: NOW. GUESS.
Nevi: GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESSS
Leah: YOU TYPE SLOW. GUESS. DDDDDDDDD<
Nevi: XDDDDDDD
Gary: you just saved a bunch of money on your car insurenece by switching to geico?>!
Leah: ...
Nevi: ...D;
Leah: THAT WAS LAME.


Bria: AFFLECK. ;D
Leah: NO.
Bria: DUCKZ.
Leah: DDDDDD<
Nevi: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Bria: IN UR CANDIEZ.
Nevi: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Bria: WITH DRUGZ.
Leah: ACTUALLY I FORGOT
Nevi: AFLECK DUCKZ IN UR CANDIEZ WITH DRUGZ XD


Nevi: I KNOW YOUR BROTHER'S
Leah: WHAT IW AS GOING TO TELL YOU.
Nevi: MIDDLE NAME IS ISAAC?
Leah: YES. YES. XDD BUT.
Bria: ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Nevi: IS HE GAY?
Leah: I STILL FORGOT ACUZ
Nevi: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Leah: THAT WASN'T IT.
Nevi: GARY
Leah: AND WTFCOPTER.
Nevi: TOOK FOREVARRR XDDDD
Leah: XD
Nevi: WTFCOPTER XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Leah: I JUST CONFUSED MYSELF.
Bria: XDDDDDDDDDDD


Nevi: J=DDDD IT REMINDS ME
Bria: I AM LAUGHING. AND CHOKING.
Nevi: OF WHEN
Bria: XD
Leah: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Nevi: WE FIRST METTTT I AM LOOSIGN MY FAAACEE BOTOOOXXXX
Leah: WE WERE LIKE. DRUNK. XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Nevi: YES
Leah: YEAH.
Nevi: AS WE ARE NOW ONLY
Leah: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Nevi: HIGH XDDDDDDDDDDD
Bria: THAT FACE HAS AN UMBREALLA HANDLE ON ITZ HED. J=DDDDDD
Nevi: RLYRLYHIIIGH THXGODFORCANDIEZ ROFL UMBRELLA!!!


Gary: what are you people on?
Bria: XDDDD
Leah: GARRYYYYYY!
Nevi: XDDD
Leah: GARY
Gary: XDDD
Nevi: DRUGS
Bria: DRUGZ.
Leah: GARY!
Nevi: IN CANDY
Leah: GARY!
Nevi: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Bria: CANDIED DRUGZ.
Leah: GARRYYYYYYYYYYY!
Gary: what drugs?
Nevi: LOTZNLOTZ
Leah: GARY
Nevi: OF DRUGZ
Bria: WITH AFFLECK DUCKZ.
Nevi: XDDDD
Leah: GARY
Gary: in what candy?
Nevi: IN THE CAAAANDDDYYY


Nevi: GARY STOP IGNORING LEAH
Leah: GARY.
Nevi: OR NO CANDIEZ 4 UU
Leah: GARRRYYYYYYYYYYY!
Nevi: XDDD GARRRYYY
Leah: GARRYYY!
Nevi: WE HAVE PR00NN
Leah: GARY
Gary: yes
Bria: THIS CARPET TASTES LIKE COFFEEE GROUNDZZZZ.
Gary: yes yes
Leah: =]
Nevi: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD RLY?
Gary: O_O
Leah: Dunno.
Gary: yay!!!
Nevi: RLY RLY RLY RLY?
Gary: porn!!!
Nevi: COFFEE GROUNDS I WONDER
Bria: AND AND AND. CANDIES.
Nevi: WHAT MINE TASTES LYK
Bria: WITH DRUGZ.
Nevi: ROFLCOPTER CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR CARPET


Leah: SPIDERZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. SPIDER
Bria: XDDDD
Nevi: PR0N!! SPIDER PR0N SRY
Leah: SPIIIIIDDERRRR.
Nevi: SRY SRY SRY
Bria: LOOKIN FOR PR0NZ.
Leah: SPIDER.
Nevi: I WONT MENTION PR0NZ
Leah: SPIDER.
Nevi: NO MOREZ SRY LEAH
Leah: SPIDER.
Nevi: SRY SRY SRY
Leah: SPIDER.
Nevi: SRY!!!!!
Leah: DDDDDDDDDDDD;
Nevi: SRYYY
Bria: XDDDDDDDDDD
Nevi: IM SRY IM SRRRYYY
Leah: SPPPIIIIDDDDEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR.
Nevi: PR0N!! I MEAN SRY
Leah: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD;L
Nevi: DDDD;
Leah: SPIDER. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWTFNO.
Gary: spider where?!!
Nevi: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Leah: SPIDER
Nevi: NO SPIDER SHUTUP GARY NO PR0N NO SPIDER
Leah: ONTHEPHONE.
Nevi: LOOK
Bria: I DO BELIEVE THAT FACE HAS SOME TETRIZ BLOCKSSS ON ITS HED.
Leah: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD;
Nevi: FLYING BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bria: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD;L
Nevi: ROFLCOPTERBLOCKS.
Leah: SPIDER.
Gary: i gotta do laundry!!!!
Bria: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER.

Leah: LAUNDRY.
Nevi: TO LEAAAAH DDDDD;
Leah: WATCHOUT
Bria: NO.
Nevi: WTFLAUNDRYCOPTER.
Leah: GARY
Bria: RAVE.
Leah: GARY
Bria: RAVE.
Leah: WATCHOUT.
Nevi: RAVE RAVE RAVE DRUGZZ
Gary: OOOP! IM ON FIRE!!!!
Leah: SPIDERS.
Nevi: CANDYYY
Leah: LIKE
Bria: YOU CAN'T LEAVE BEFORE 209 AM.
Nevi: POCAHONTASSS 2;17M
Leah: LONDEREE.
Bria: COLORS IN THE WIND.
Nevi: 217 217 217 217
Bria: D;
Leah: SPIDER.
Nevi: ROFLCOPTER XDDDD WE NEVER
Leah: SPIDER.
Nevi: WENT AROUND THE RIVER BEEENDDD
Leah: SPIDER.
Bria: KABOOM.
Nevi: NO SPIDER NO
Leah: GARY
Gary: O_O
Leah: GARRRYYY GARY
Nevi: NO SPIDER LOOK
Leah: GARY GARY
Gary: must go!!!
Nevi: FLYING BUTTER
Bria: NONONO.
Gary: i gotta
Leah: GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nevi: NO GARRRYYY
Gary: !


Bria: RIVERBEND.
Gary: !
Nevi: STAAAAAAY
Gary: !
Nevi: STAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Gary: !
Nevi: WITH MEEE
Gary: !
Nevi: IN THE DARKNESSS
Bria: IN A ROFLCOPTER.
Nevi: OF YOUR ROOOOM
Leah: GARRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Nevi: WAIT NO
Bria: WE SHOULD GO AROUND THE RIVERBENDZ IN A ROFLCOPTER.
Nevi: IN THE SIELNCE OF YOUR ROOM
Leah: SPYDUR.
Nevi: IN THE DARKNESS YES YES OF YOUR DREAAAM
Leah: SPIDER.
Nevi: YUOPU MUST ALWAYS STAAAY WITH MEE THERE CAN BE NOOO IN BETWEEEEN
Gary: cici says that that is her job
Nevi: WHEN YOUR PRIIIDEEE
Leah: CIDER RHYMES
Nevi: ISSS ON THE FLOOOORRR FIND D;
Leah: WITH
Bria: NONONONONO.
Leah: SPIDER.
Nevi: ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!! SPIDER CIDER SAT DOWN
Leah: SPIDER
Bria: XDDDDD
Nevi: BESIDERRRRR
Leah: CIDER
Nevi: ROFLLLLL XDDD
Gary: bai!!!
Nevi: LET'S GO AROUND
Leah: CIDER SPIDER.
Nevi: A RIVERBEND
Bria: WITH MONKEY TOEZ.
Nevi: IN A ROFLCOPTER NOW
Leah: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR.


Bria: GARY STOLED OUR LIGHTSTICKZ.
Leah: GARY!
Nevi: GOOONE LEAAAH
Leah: gary
Nevi: OMFG BITCH
Leah: GARRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY.
Nevi: WE NEED SOME
Leah: GARRRRRRRY.
Nevi: MOOOOREE DDD;
Leah: GARY
Nevi: I THINK I NEED
Leah: GARY
Nevi: MNORE CANDIEZ
Leah: GARY
Nevi: TO GET OVER THISSS
Leah: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD;
Nevi: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Leah: WTF. YOU CALLED ME A BITCH. GAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY.
Nevi: NO NOT YOU
Bria: I CALL DA GUMMERZ BARES.
Nevi: GARY
Leah: GARYSHECALLEDMEABITCHANDGARYGUESSWHAT/
Nevi: K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leah: GAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Nevi: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Leah: GARYGARYGARY
Bria: GARY STOLE OUR FUCKING GLOWSTICKZ.
Leah: GARYSHECALLEDYOUABITCHANDGUESSWHAT.
Bria: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Leah: WHY ISN'T HE NSWERING
Nevi: WTF BASTARDD DDD;
Leah: WHAT'D YOU DO? YOU KILLED HIM.
Nevi: I CALLED HIIM A BITCH AND A BASTARD
Leah: WHAT?
Nevi: ACUZ HE STOLE OUR
Leah: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. GAR
Nevi: GLOW STICKSSSS
Leah: .. GARY. SHECALLEDYOUABITCHBASTARDANDGUESSWHAAAAAAAAAATTTTT. GARYGARYGARY.
Nevi: XDDDD
Leah: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD;
Bria: PINK GREEN BLUE RED PURPLE YELLOW ORANGE NEON PERIWINKLE.
Leah: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD;
Bria: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Nevi: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD K.
Leah: GARY GARY
Nevi: IM GETTING MORE CANDIEZ AND
Leah: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY!
Nevi: MORE POCAHONTASSS
Bria: I CALLZ DA GUMMERZ BARES.
Nevi: K.
Bria: WITH HEROIN. ;D
Nevi: *GIVES GUMMERZ BAREZ WITH HERION* SHARE WITH URRR CAT
Leah: CANDIES.


Bria: WE SHOULD BRING FRIED SALMON WITH US.
Nevi: ROOOFFLLL CANDDIIIEZZ OMG OMG OMG YES ONLY NOW
Bria: AROUND THE RIVERBENDZ.
Nevi: WE ARE PAINTING WITH
Leah: CANDY VAN. IT'S THE CANDY CAN.
Bria: XDDDDDDDDDDD HEROINNNZ.
Nevi: THE COLORS
Leah: THE CANDY VAN CAN.
Bria: AHAHAHA.
Nevi: FO THE WINDDDD LAWLZ
Leah: OH, THE CANDY VAN CAN.
Nevi: CANDY VAN CAN
Bria: THE AFFLECK DUCKZ IN UR GUMMERS BAREZ, DRUGGIN UP UR CANDIEZ.


Bria: NO MORE PLASTIC SURGERIEZ.
Nevi: WOO NO WE DON'T NEED THAT WE HAVE PERMANANT BOTOX ;D
Bria: ;D WITH HEROIN.
Nevi: YEAH YEAH YEAH I HEART GUMMY BEARZZ ;LYK A LOOOTTT ;D
Bria: ACUZ BRIA LIKEZ HEROIN. AND OBSIDIAN.
Nevi: YEAH YEAH YEAH DRUGZ
Leah: OMGBACK.
Nevi: DRYUGGASDFS
Leah: OMGBRB.
Nevi: HI LEAH I MISSE= K CYA LUVU
Bria: XDDDD
Nevi: I DON'T THINK THAT I CAN EVER
Bria: WE'LL SAVE U SOME LYK TWIZZLERS WITH CRACK.
Nevi: SOBERLY EAT CANDY AGAIN.

Bria: BBY LOVE SHACKZ.
Nevi: SEE HOW I GLITTER THE LADIES AT COURT SOMETHINGSOMETHING
Bria: WE CAN GET TOGETHERZ. LYK IN DA MOSH PIT.
Nevi: MINE MINE MINE FOR THE TAKING. MINEEEEEE NUGGET NUGGETTTT
Bria: WITH DRUGGED CANDIEZ.
Nevi: YEAYEAYEAYEA
Bria: ;DDDDDDDD
Nevi: BUILD ME A SHRIIINE WEEEELL OF THE GOLD IS MIIINE! A DIGGITY DIG DIG DIG A DIGGITY DIIIG A DIGGG

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