User:Nerdbowlguy09
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[edit] Jordon Harris... man or myth
Jordon Harris is a fictional character from a schort child's book called "The Little Choo Choo Train That Could" and is a local Wikipedia legend.
One day Jordon was watching AOTS [AHHHAHAHAHHH 24 PERSON BONG!!! YESSSS!!!] and he heard of Wikipedia. He got on his computer and went there. Now he writes user pages about himself in third person while listening to The Ramones. AND DON'T FORGET HE HAS AIDS. AND HERPES. AND GONORRHEA. AND SYPHILLUS. AND GENITAL WARTS.
[edit] Popularity
Everybody on Earth likes him. Even some people on the moon.
Wakka wakka.
[edit] GEEH
Geeh.
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH.
Jordon is quite the GeehMaster but if he were to geeh Gannon it would bounce off because Gannon is the ultimate GeehMaster.
If someone were to run up to him and Geeh him...well,they wouldn't be Geehing much longer because of the fact that he is so über at Geehing it would literally blow their mind...
[edit] Heterosis
The best Progressive-Blues-Rock-Power Trio from Farmer City is Heterosis. Jordon just happens to be the bass player in this amazing band.
[edit] Banning from Wikipedia
Mike got me banned from Wikipedia at Christmas. I am mad at him because now i have to edit my page and other pages annonmysly... i should use spell check more often. I tried crating a page, but i cant do that either. Please vandalize Mike's user page, he is afireinsidesomenumberz. Look at the edit history of this page.
