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The Pshágananga tribe was one of the most elite tribes in South America. Feel free to edit if you know any more about them.
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[edit] Origination
They originated in the ancient times and may have been greater than many people including the Egyptians, the Romans, the Greeks, and the Armenians. As a whole the Psháganangans have been responsible for great discoveries still present today. Instead of creating pyramids like the Egyptians, they created giant dodecahedrons to worship their Gods.
[edit] Social System
The Psháganangans had an intricate social system that would be beneficial to the people today. They had one elite tribal chief, the Psháganangai, who would lead them into battle and make important decisions for the entire tribe. He or she was addressed with utmost respect and was the equivalent of a demi-god. Below the Psháganangai were the Psháganinjas. These were the warriors and advisors, who provided supervision and protection over the people of lower status. The next people of importance were the Pshágunanguns. These were essentially the disciplinarians of the time. They kept the peace during arguments, prevented wars, punished people, and bowled in their spare time. The remaining people fit into the category Pshágaargh. They were responsible for postal services, school systems, and farming. Together they kept their empire strong and febreeze fresh.
[edit] Immune System
Odd as it may have seemed, they had weak immune systems and were almost wiped out by Deoxysegallus Moronattneutic otherwise known as DSMN. Luckily, they combined with another tribes, the Wagnahakcamakkwunlughhgi (waw-nuh-hak-a-mahk-wuhn-lu-gi), so their tribe continued to survive in a state of mind which can be referred to as "problems upstairs" or "not workin' right". Unfortunately their mortal combatants included the Incautos, Shikakas, and the Green-Horned Ones. Their immortal enemies included Borat and that guy from the Numa Numa Dance. Eventually, they were hunted down for they were feared by all tribes in neighboring continents.
[edit] Legacies
Still, their legacies live on in stories such as Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, LOTR, The Lion King 1½, and other movies that Disney "unintentionally" copied from ancient tribal records. For further information call our information services at 1-800-938-1541 ext. 10. Unfortunately our need for preservation of history is not shared with the others who work with us at McDonalds. You know that stupid song thing. Yeah, that was the Pshágananga's torture device. It has been said that later, the Psháganangans will live on when the last Psháganangai, Psháganinja, Pshágunangun, and Pshágaargh join forces to conquer Northern/Eastern Australia/Antarctica.
[edit] Interests
From their stories, it has been said that the Pshágananga tribe has a particular field of interests during their free time. Besides bowling, which was only popular in the Pshágunangun people when there is nobody to be yelled at or when administered as an extreme sort of punishment where criminal is secured with duct tape to the floor of a bowling alley, almost all of the Pshágananga tribe members enjoy playing tennis. In fact, those who do not enjoy playing tennis or who cannot play tennis were exiled. But Pshágananga tribe has very special "vocabulary" when playing tennis. Those who didn't know the vocabulary were utterly confused when playing tennis.
[edit] Language
Not much is known about the Psháganangan language, but we do know that they specialized in the sport that we today call tennis. The only words that were recorded by them are the words they used to describe occurrences in the sport of tennis, and for a reason lost in history, today those same words are used in American English to describe sounds animals make. This is a list of the words we know:
- meow = to hit the ball
- tweet = to serve the ball
- chirp = to slice the ball
- moo = to hit the ball out on the opponent's side of the court
- oink = to hit the ball into the net
- quack = to hit the ball so badly that it bounces on your own side of the court, or goes into another court or outside the general court boundaries (e.g. over a fence)
- hiss = an excellent hit; to hit the ball excellently
- hiss-meow = a winning hit, or one that the opponent is forced to quack
- hiss-tweet = an ace
- woof = to hit the ball past your opponent or force them to quack; to hit a hiss-meow or a hiss-tweet
- spider = to hit the white part of the net that is at the very top
