User:Navidshahram
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God Bless America!!!
| Navid "Your Mom" Shahram | |
 God Bless america!!!
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| Born | Navid Safeway |
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| Other names | You F***ing Son of a ... |
| Children | 62 all born with systemic herpes viral infection |
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[edit] History Of the man who saved the life of millions
Navid was a sergeant in the fight for herpes that took place in the British Isle. He fought with 69 other men as they went to fight for the herpes they wanted in the world. They fought other diseases such as cancer, and being jewish, and not to mention gayness. They were finally able to keep herpes alive in the world after they won the war in 1969.
Navid later became awarded as the developer of Herpes. Navid later accepted a role in the film Borat. Little did he know his role was to play a jew. So since the whole world listened to what Borat said, they stripped Navid of his wealth... and clothes ooooh!
It was only until the year 1980 that Navid would finally be able to regain wealth, while saying the phrase "GOD BLESS AMERICA" after he realized how wonderful free porn was, and how good it felt to insult a poor black man and not get caught. The world knew that those words could not be used by a jew, and they gave Navid two dollars, and a donut. Navid would later be born.
"The world was saved by his explosion of a fart" -Rembrandt Van Einstein
In 1993 a boy was born with such skill and talent that he would later become one of the greatest artists of the world. This was the repuation we earned the right to give Navid. On his birth date Navid travelled to Spain, he met some SEXY LATINA's, who he forced to shave. Later they had a baby, and at age one Navid was a father. Later he went to the Taco place and ate some Japanese Tacos. He said they tasted like Sushit, and he farted in anger.
Two months later his amazing fart saved the polar ice caps. However, the fart continued to restore the atmosphere and eventually it got so thick, that no sun could get to the earth. It got so cold that the niggers turned white, and Africa turned into Moscow, Russia. Eventually the planet Earth turned into the movie the Day After Tommorow, featuring no special effects. Yegsimaj!
