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Nate is the ultimate. Some compare him to Chuck Norris others compare him to Pee Wee Herman. Whatever you compare him to there is no denying that he is the chosen one. Nate was born to Tim Rhine and Tim taught him the ways of cyberspace and how to wield the two handed bow axe shield. When Nate was 8 he threw the pigskin 400 yards on his knees. When Nate was 3 he delivered a knock out punch instantly paralyzing Stephen Hawkings. Nate can bench press 800 pounds and he was voted 4 time Gatorade Player of the Year by Donald Trump. Nate also has a panther name Jim and when Nate became injured one day he taught Jim his ways. One day while hunting for boar a famine wiped away Nate’s shoulder injury instantly healing him. Nate then began screaming at the pope for deliverance and the pope accepted. Nate could’ve have received a scholarship to any college for any sport but he decided to go to Columbia University in South Carolina (Not to be confused with the ivy league Colombia in New York) It is expected that Nate will instantly transform this college into a national powerhouse and that he will eventually be named honorary warlord. Now Nate plays World of Warcraft and make paper mache guns and screams at people that pass by his house. But the real secret will never be revealed will Nate’s herds of goats bring good fortune to the neighboring tribe. The world will never know.
