User:Mr mark taylor/Userboxes

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I created this page for all my user boxes because it's (now) 13 pages long in Microsoft Word, as of February 19, 2008.

Contents 1 The basics of me 1.1 Education 1.2 Education 2 My Tastes 3 Something to Believe In 4 Wikiprojects I’m involved in 5 Me & Sports 5.1 I’m a fan of 6 Me & Music 6.1 Whats on my ipod 7 Pets 8 Games, Computing and Online Life 8.1 My Computer 9 Foooood! 9.1 Fruits 9.2 Grains 9.3 Veggies 9.4 Meats & Eggs 9.5 Candy and all that stuff that you shouldn’t eat 9.6 Drinks 9.7 International Fare 10 I’m a Gamer 10.1 Board Games 10.2 Cards 11 Television, Film & Radio 11.1 Television 11.1.1 TV Shows 11.2 Radio 11.2.1 Radio Shows 11.3 Film 11.3.1 Films I Enjoy 11.4 Newsprint 12 And then everything else 12.1 Language 13 And finally… 14 Want some humor?

[edit] The basics of me

[edit] Education

This user pretends ignorance and stupidity for tactical reasons	This user scored 5528 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 181320996).	ADD This user has ADD.
This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!	This user is left-handed.	EST This user's time zone is EST.
This user is a Capricorn.	This user was born during the Reagan administration	This user believes in personal belief but doesn't believe in organised religion.
This user has blue eyes.	This user may contain Poison gas. Store them in an upright position at all times, and encourage them to forgo Baked beans.	This user is male.
YA This user is a young adult.	This user is a child at heart. They may have grown older but they'll never grow up.	MTV this user is a member of the MTV Generation.
This user is American; recognized ancestry ends at the border.	This user identifies as straight.	This user is Single.
AM This user is a Presenter on AM radio.	FM This user is a Presenter on FM radio.	This user is a Capricorn.
This user has visited 13 of the 50 States and the District of Columbia. 13	This user prefers warm weather.	Today is June 9, 2008 16:09:48, according to server's time and date.
This user is highly... um... What's that word again?	This user is a jokester or comedian.	Ford This user drives a Ford.

[edit] Education

This user has an academic degree.

This user considers himself self-educated.

[edit] My Tastes

XD This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.	ALL This user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.	A&C Who's on First, What's on Second, I Don't Know's on Third.
This user enjoys rock music.	You Might Be a Redneck If... This user is a fan of Jeff Foxworthy.	This user does not smoke.

[edit] Something to Believe In

NO FD This user opposes the Fairness Doctrine and believes it is censorship.	Wikipedia is not censored.	This user is against the ban on smoking in public places.
This user supports the National Rifle Association.	This user is a skeptic.	This user is against involuntary military service.
PC This user is pro-choice.	This user is an independent voter who doesn't like partisan politics.	This user is a capitalist.
This user is a skeptic.	This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government, in theory.	This user puts up a real Christmas tree, not an artificial one.
This user thinks the global warming issue has been immensely exaggerated.	This user supports the use of nuclear power.	This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change.
This user is against strict gun control.	This user prefers that the death penalty be used far more often.	PC This user is Pro-Choice.
This user wants the United Nations to be dissolved.‡	This user is against globalization.	This user would like a stable Iraq.
This user supports the troops in Iraq.	This user believes that Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi run the worst congress ever.	GOP This user is a proud member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.
This user supports Mitt Romney in the 2008 Presidential Election.		Just say NO to political correctness.

[edit] Wikiprojects I’m involved in

This user is a member of WikiProject Radio Stations.	This user is a member of the Maine WikiProject	This user is a member of WikiProject New Hampshire.
This user is a member of the WikiProject Highways.	This user is a member of the U.S. Roads WikiProject.	NBA This user is a member of WikiProject National Basketball Association.
This user is a member of the WikiProject Baseball.	This user is a member of WikiProject Boston Red Sox.	This user is a member of the National Football League WikiProject.

[edit] Me & Sports

This user plays baseball.	This user plays basketball.	This user couldn't care less about football.
This user plays football.	This user plays table tennis.	This user enjoys playing darts.
MLB This user is a Major League Baseball fan.	User:Gduwen/USBX-NFL	3 This user has been to 3 Major League Baseball stadiums.

[edit] I’m a fan of

NE This user is a New England Patriots fan.	BOS This user is a Boston Red Sox fan.	This user is a Yankee hater.
PTL This user is a Portland Sea Dogs fan.	BOS This user is a Boston Celtics fan.	UMO This user is a fan of the Maine Black Bears.
UNH This user is a fan of the UNH Wildcats.	USC Fight On! This user is a USC Trojans fan.	This User LOVES the Notre Dame Fighting Irish!!!

[edit] Me & Music

lapsed This user is a lapsed musician.	cRap This user can't stand rap/hip hop music.	This user enjoys pop music.
This user enjoys rock music.	This user listens to comedy music.	This user contributes while using Winamp.
This user sings only in the shower.	This user listens to music when editing Wikipedia.	This user loves vinyl records.
This user does not know any music theory.

[edit] Whats on my ipod

This user is thankful to Bob Dylan for going electric.	This user loves Slowhand.	This user guarantees a splendid time for all.
AC/ DC This user is a fan of AC/DC.	Rolling Stones This user still can't get no Satisfaction.	This user is a fan of Aerosmith.
AiC This user is the man in the box.	ABB This user is a ramblin' man looking for some good clean fun.	BC This user is hard to handle.
BS This user is a fan of Black Sabbath.	This user is on a mission from God.	BJ This user is livin' on a prayer.
DAUGHTRY This user is a fan of Daughtry.	ESB This user is a fan of Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band	FZ This user listens to Frank Zappa.
GD This user is a fan of GREEN DAY.	GNR This user loves Guns N' Roses.	INXS This user has the devil inside.
JHE This user has purple haze, all in his or her brain.	This user is gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.	This user is a fan of Linkin Park
LS This user's as free as a bird, now.	M This user is the Master of Puppets.	Mö Cü This user can't stop thinking about the girls, girls, girls.
This user feels so alive.	This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really— matter of fact it's all dark.	Queen You can kiss my ass goodbye! — Freddie Mercury - 1975
RATM This user is a fan of Rage Against the Machine.	R.E.M. This user knows It's The End of The World As We Know It, and Feels Fine.	RS This user is a fan of The Rolling Stones
SW This user was born to be wild on a magic carpet ride.	STP This user is a Stone Temple Pilots fan.	This user is a fan of Tool.
The Who This user plays a mean pinball.	This user wants to fill the world with Silly Love Songs. What's wrong with that?	ZZ Top This user's just lookin' for some tush.

[edit] Pets

PET CAT This user has a pet cat.	This user's home is overrun with cats.	This user is owned by one or more cats.
This user thinks no outfit is complete without cat hair.	This user has a pet dog.	This user is owned by one or more dogs.
This user is a Golden Retriever lover.	This user loves Labrador Retrievers.

[edit] Games, Computing and Online Life

This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is mstrmrktylr.	This user uses Windows Live Messenger.	* This user can be found on most, if not all, IM networks!
Chat This user has been chatting online with hot babes all day.	This user loves using Google Earth.	This user uses Google Maps.
This user tracks his or her money on Where's George?	This user prefers to use Wikipedia over Citizendium, or any other online encyclopedia.	G This user prefers Google over Yahoo! . Y
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.	This user uses free software where- and whenever possible.	nap This user has used Napster in the past, back when it was free.
P2P This user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.	This user thinks Apple Inc. products are cool.	This user is torn between Microsoft and Macintosh
{{Wiki}} This user can write in the MediaWiki language	This user still remembers these.	AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

[edit] My Computer

Office This user is using Microsoft® Office™ XP or higher	5.1 This user has a 5.1 channel surround sound speaker set-up for his/her computer.	This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
This user's primary email client is Microsoft Outlook	XP This user uses Windows XP.	TW This user's internet service provider is Time Warner.
This user contributes using a PC.	This user contributes using a wireless connection.	BB This user contributes using a broadband connection.

[edit] Foooood!

This user is a carnivore.	This user believes that Caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.	This user is a firm believer in the proposition that cold pizza and stale potato chips qualify as brain food.
This user prefers pepperoni pizza.	Like Jimmy Buffett, this user likes 'em with "lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes..."	This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.
This user eats cheese.	This user eats chili.	This user eats popcorn.
	This user loves spaghetti.

[edit] Fruits

This user eats apples.	This user eats bananas.	This user eats cucumbers.
This user loves oranges.	This user eats pears.	This user eats strawberries.
	This user eats watermelon.

[edit] Grains

This user eats bagels.	This user is a cereal killer.	This user loves pancakes.
This user loves pasta.	This user is a waffle eater.

[edit] Veggies

This user eats carrots.	This user eats green beans.	This user eats potatoes.
This user eats salad.	This user eats spinach.

[edit] Meats & Eggs

This user loves bacon!	This user eats chicken.	This user eats fish.
This user eats ham.	This user loves hamburgers.	This user eats steak.

[edit] Candy and all that stuff that you shouldn’t eat

This user loves brownies.	This user loves cake.	This user eats chocolate.
This user enjoys jelly beans.	Jr. This user knows they eat Junior Mints in heaven.	This user eats M & M's.
This user loves Hershey's chocolate.	This user likes pie.	PS This user is addicted to Pixy Stixs
RP This user knows they eat Reese's Pieces in heaven.	This user eats Swedish Fish.	This user eats cookies.
This user eats Peanut Butter Cookies.	This user likes Chocolate chip cookies.	This user likes Ice cream.

[edit] Drinks

This user bleeds hot chocolate.	This user drinks orange juice.	This user drinks milk.
This user drinks chocolate milk.	This user drinks water regularly.	This user drinks nothing but Dr Pepper.
	C2H5 OH-0 This user is a non-drinker.

[edit] International Fare

This user could live on American Chinese cuisine.

[edit] I’m a Gamer

This user thinks Sudoku is too hard.	This user is a lottery player.	This user enjoys playing chess.
This user is addicted to video games.	cvg-2 This user is an intermediate gamer.	This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
This user prefers to play games on a PC.	This user is opposed to regional lockout.	This user wants a PlayStation 3 but is too poor to get one.
This user owns a neopet.	This user wishes that he still had his Atari 2600

[edit] Board Games

This user passed GO ! (…so where is my $200?)

This user is attacking you with all three dice.

S1 This user is a Scrabble player.

[edit] Cards

This user enjoys playing blackjack.	This user enjoys playing poker.	Cards This user enjoys playing UNO.
This user enjoys playing hearts.	This user doesn't see the difference between poker and Texas Hold 'Em.	This user enjoys playing rummy.
	This user enjoys playing 52-card pickup.

[edit] Television, Film & Radio

[edit] Television

This user has a television set.

This user prefers satellite television over cable television.

DISH This user has satellite television provided by Dish Network.

[edit] TV Shows

fan-3 This user wholeheartedly believes that Scrubs (TV Series) is the worst television program that has/does/ever will exist.	This user enjoys watching Chuck every Monday.	$ This user is a fan of game shows.
J! This user phrases responses in the form of a question.	This user wants to match the stars.	This user is not smarter than a fifth grader.
MST3K This user is a MSTie.	PEE-WEE This user said the Secret Word.	d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent.
[adult swim] This user likes to watch Adult Swim.	FG This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.	This user demands you Respect my authoritah!
This user is a fan of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno	WLIIA This user watches Whose Line Is It Anyway?	C-SPAN This user watches C-SPAN
Bob This user prefers Bob Barker over Drew Carey as host of The Price Is Right.	FNC This user watches and supports FOX News Channel.	TWC This user watches The Weather Channel.

[edit] Radio

AM This user has an AM radio.	XM This user digs Fred on XM Satellite Radio.	FM This user has a FM radio.
SW This user has a shortwave radio.	NET This user listens to radio over the Internet.	XM This user is a subscriber to XM Satellite Radio.
	This user has a Police radio.

[edit] Radio Shows

O&A This user thinks that someone should find a cure for the virus known as Opie & Anthony.	Bob & Tom This user listens to The Bob and Tom Show.	GB This user is a Sick, Twisted Freak.
PH This user thinks Phil Hendrie is both brilliant and hilarious.	EIB The user is a student of the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies.	This user is a fan of The Howard Stern Show.
Mike& MIKE This user listens to Mike and Mike in the Morning despite what Greeny thinks about Wikipedia.	THE HERD This user is in The Herd.	CON This user enjoys the opinion of Conservative radio hosts and supports the right to free speech

[edit] Film

This user is a Marxist of the Groucho variety.

R This user loves horror films, but hates torture films.

[edit] Films I Enjoy

AP This user doesn't speak freaky-deaky Dutch!	This user can't, can't, can't, fly.	Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than ten Super Bowls!
ND This user voted for Pedro.	This user has had it with mother****ing snakes on mother****ing planes!	This user is on a mission from God.
"Surely this user can't be serious?"	This user is a 25 footer. Three tons of him.

[edit] Newsprint

This user enjoys reading the newspaper.

[edit] And then everything else

[edit] Language

A, B and C This user prefers not to use the serial comma.	its/it’s It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.	’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
ANAL 2 This user rely's on others better grammar too fix there article's.	US This user uses American English.	This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent.
	Wikipedia:Babel en This user is a native speaker of English. Search user languages |

[edit] And finally…

This user believes in Userboxes	This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!	ubx-c This user thinks that userboxes have gotten out of control.
Too many userboxes This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!	This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.	This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his/her user page instead of actually writing something useful.
This is a very small userbox.	Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.	This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.
I support the English language Wikipedia with my contributions.	This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one.	This user has been a member of Wikipedia since December 12, 2005.
This user has a zero tolerance policy on vandalism.	This user enjoys cleaning up vandalism.	This user is bold, but not reckless, in updating pages.
This user respects copyright, but sometimes it can be a major pain.	This user trusts Wikipedia as a reliable source.	This user's favourite subject is Computing.
This user has been on Wikipedia for 2 years, 5 months and 30 days.	This user is a mediocre+ Editor.	This user has been awarded 0 barnstars.
This user's preferred font for browsing Wikipedia is Times New Roman.	This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.	This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer... after one more edit.
wiki-2 This user is an intermediate Wikipedia editor.	This user is a broadcaster.	+ This user, like every other sane person, wants to be paid more.

[edit] Want some humor?

This user is one of an infinite number of monkeys editing Wikipedia right now.	This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.	jklozvrfajbk vsalvnkanvls;a This user likes banging on the keyboard.
This user's future is so bright they have got to wear shades.	— This space for rent.	No user serviceable parts inside.
blah blah blah This user is full of a bunch of long, rambling stories. There's a funny story about that...	UPN This user thinks that UPN stands for "Used Parts Network" (or should!).	This user's Wikistress level is HIGH. Wikibreak is possible.
The only throne this user has sat on was made of porcelain.	This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.

That’s really all about me, is it over done? Probably, but that’s what user pages are for.