Mr Creosote
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Mr Creosote is a fictional character in Monty Python's Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, played by Terry Jones. In the sketch, Mr Creosote dines at a French restaurant. The entrance of this morbidly obese middle-aged man is accompanied by ominous music and is followed by a short dialogue with the maître d', played by John Cleese:
| Maître d' | Ah, good afternoon, sir; and how are we today? |
| Mr Creosote | Better. |
| Maître d' | Better? |
| Mr Creosote | Better get a bucket - I'm gonna throw up. |
Creosote is then led to his table, and once seated starts vomiting, failing to hit the bucket he had requested a moment before. The floor quickly becomes covered in vomit, and so do the cleaning woman and the maître d's trousers. He listens patiently while highlights of the evening's menu are recited to him; after vomiting on the menu held open right in front of him by the maître d', he orders them all served in a bucket with quail eggs on top, and for apéritifs he has six bottles of Château Latour 1945, a double jeroboam of champagne, and half a dozen crates of brown ale (half his usual allowance). He finishes the lot, vomiting profusely all over himself, his table, and the other diners throughout the duration (causing other diners to leave in disgust). Finally, after being persuaded by the smooth (and possibly vengeful) maître d' to eat a "wafer-thin mint", he explodes in a huge torrent of innards and partially digested food.
When the explosion clears, Creosote is still alive, but his chest cavity is now blasted open, revealing his spread ribs and still-beating heart. As he looks around, seemingly confused by what has just happened, the maître d' calmly walks up to him and presents "the cheque, monsieur."
It has been suggested that the scene is one of the most repulsive in twentieth-century cinema. Director Quentin Tarantino has confessed to being nauseated by this scene, but critics with stronger stomachs have praised its dark humour. (Leonard Maltin noted it as "an unforgettable scene, like it or not.") It was filmed in the Porchester Centre, a public building owned by the City of Westminster on Porchester Road, London.
It was revealed at the "U.S. Comedy Arts Festival - Tribute to Monty Python" that the scene, penned by Jones, was initially not going to be in the film, but Cleese was taken with the unflappable maître d' character. Jones at first thought Creosote should be played by fellow Python Terry Gilliam, but Gilliam convinced Jones to play it himself. [1]
[edit] In popular culture
- In an episode of Gilmore Girls an overdue Sookie worries that her baby will just get bigger and bigger until it explodes à la Mr Creosote.
- In another episode of Gilmore Girls, a hungover Paris is annoyed by a conversation between Lorelai and Rory and says, "Stop saying the word 'vomiting' unless you want a Mr. Creosote situation on your hands here."
- In the comic strip FoxTrot, Paige wakes up with a hugely distorted head, and complains that she shouldn't have crammed for school finals after watching "that Monty Python film". Her brother Jason torments her by waving some notes at her and saying "It's only a wafer-thin math formula!"
- The band Doctor and the Crippens recorded a song titled "Mr Creosote".
- In Stranger than Fiction, Harold Crick is seen watching the Mr Creosote scene in a movie theater.
- In the computer game Sim Theme Park, in the "Halloween World" scenario, there is a fountain called the "Creosote Kid", which is a person in straight jacket with a rotating head that vomits. This is likely a tribute to the character, as well as Linda Blair's character in The Exorcist.
- On Good Eats, host Alton Brown occasionally affects Cleese's delivery when using the term "wafer thin" to describe an ingredient or food he is preparing.
- In a commercial for a Super Nintendo game, "Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island", a man resembling Mr Creosote stuffs himself in a diner while a narrator talks about the video game. At the end of the commercial the narrator asks "Sure you don't have room for another little bonus level?" to which the man the man "answers" by eating whipped cream from his finger and explodes sending food and guts flying onto other diner customers. A censored version in which all we see is the reactions of the other people in the diner was also broadcast.
- In the video game Animal Crossing waking the seagull Gulliver will sometimes warrant the response "It was just one wafer-thin mint, but I was already so full! Ooh, my stomach... I'll never forgive that waiter!"
- In the browser-based RPG Kingdom of Loathing, eating a "piece of after eight" (described as a "wafer-thin confection") while otherwise full up on food for the day results in the player's character exploding in a shower of gore.
- In GURPS Magic Items 1 the "Glutton's Mint" is a cursed item and an assassination device described as "wafer-thin" mint which causes it's eater to explode fatally, but only if the victim has eaten a full meal beforehand. This property allows it to get through usual food tasters who normally only nibble from each course.
