User:Mr. Matté/Myself

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[edit] Myself

This user is male.
This user is a child at heart. They may have grown older but they'll never grow up.
LH ← This user is a southpaw.
This user thinks that if it ain't broken, don't fix it.
40.px This user is highly... um... What's that word again?

[edit] Wiki stuff

road This user is a member of the U.S. Roads WikiProject.

This user is a member of the New Jersey State and County Routes WikiProject.
This user is a member of the Shields subproject for WikiProject U.S. Roads.
This user has a page on Wikimedia Commons.

[edit] Locations and Travels

This user lives in the state of New Jersey.
EXIT
8		 This user lives off of exit 8 of the Turnpike.
EXIT
8		 This user lives off of exit 8 of I-195.
This user lives in Central New Jersey. However, this user doesn't know if it's actually North or South.
This user has visited 13 here of the 50 States and the District of Columbia.
 13 here

5		 This user has set foot in 5 countries of the world.
Camry This user drives a Toyota Camry

[edit] Languages, etc.

en This user is a native speaker of English.
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us-N		 This user is a native speaker of American English.
LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalisation.
fr-1 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.
gb-5 Mea-gufaaw bee gee, op ada bee gee bee gee, en a wooka-dis now!
ubx-2 This user is an intermediate user of userboxes.
sar-N This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?
@#$!
This user uses profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, and expletives often.
vb.net This user is a Visual Basic .NET programmer.
Java-2 This user is an intermediate Java programmer.
{{Wiki}} This user can write in the MediaWiki language
“,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler.
.  The This user puts two spaces after a full stop.
its & it’s This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you.
ə This user is a Grammar Nazi and wears a schwa sticker as proof.
ft-lb This user uses American Measurements.
SI-0 This user thinks the metric system is bureaucratic and inhuman and will think in Fahrenheit until he/she dies.

[edit] General Interests

ALL This user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.
This user loves using Google Earth.
AutoCAD This user knows how AutoCAD works.
This user enjoys playing
FreeCell.
This user enjoys playing
hearts.
This user plays games on a graphing calculator.
RCT This user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon.
SC4 This user's city is much better than Defacto's.
This user is or wishes he/she were a Sim.
This user is interested in politics.
This user is interested in maps and mapmaking.
This user is a roadgeek.
This user enjoys playing chess.
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UBX(){
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}		 This user loves Recursion!
UBX(){
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}		 This user loves Recursion!
UBX(){
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}		 This user loves Recursion!
This user prefers warm weather.
This user loves the Summer.

[edit] Food

This user does not eat fish. Ever.
This user is a Chocoholic.
This user prefers pepperoni pizza.
This user prefers pizza made in
Jersey.
In this user's version of fine cuisine there are two sauces: ketchup and mustard.
This user loves to eat fries, or chips.
This user eats potato chips.
This user couldn't live without bagels, but NO CREAM CHEESE!
This user loves pancakes.
align=center This user loves hamburgers.
Auntie Anne's This user loves Auntie Anne's hand-rolled pretzels.
This user loves brownies.
Imported from Lancaster County This user knows that Turkey Hill makes the best ice cream.
This user drinks water regularly.
This user drinks coffee.
Coke This user drinks Coca-Cola.
This user is addicted to White Castle cheeseburgers.

[edit] TV Shows

$ This user is a fan of game shows.
CBG This is, without a doubt, the worst userbox ever!
FG
 This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
LS This user watches the Late Show with David Letterman
This user wants to match the stars.
TDS This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.
This user thinks Keith Olbermann is superior to Bill O'Reilly in every way possible. YA RLY
This user watches The Price Is Right!

[edit] Education

hs This user is a high school student.
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This user's favorite subject is Mathematics.
\sum_{i=1}^{\infty}{1 \over i^2} This user is an advanced mathematician.
This user loves the history of the United States.
This user knows how to
Find X		 FoundX
This user thinks polar coordinates are pretty.
This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.
In the future:
RU This user attends or has attended Rutgers University.

[edit] Political Stuff

Dem This user is a Democrat.
lib This user is a liberal.
This user supports the
use of green energy.
This user supports the use of nuclear power.
This user is against involuntary military service.
This user finds censorship offensive.
LEGAL This user supports LEGAL Immigration.
PC This user is Pro-Choice.
This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*
This user is pro-cannabis.
This user supports Barack Obama for President in 2008.

[edit] Other Stuff

@ This user can be reached by email.
G This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
Fios
This user connects to the internet via Verizon Fios.
BB This user contributes using a broadband connection.
Firefox This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
This user uses Windows Vista.
This user has experienced ∞ Blue Screen(s) of Death, and caused 100% of them.
NOTEPAD.EXE| This user contributes using Notepad.
This user has his display resolution set to 1680x1050.
This user uses a TI calculator.
This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.
This user does not smoke.
This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
This user respects copyright, but sometimes it can be a major pain.
This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer... after one more edit.
wiki-2 This user is an intermediate Wikipedia editor.
This user does not pump his or her own gas.
Actually, the Internet is serious business.
Inkscape This user contributes using Inkscape.
I use Microsoft Paint! Well, it can be funny what is written here. This user uses Microsoft Paint! Yup, it is funny. But it is the reality...