Portal:Monty Python/Selected quote

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1. Select a new quote attributed to a different individual than any of those currently quoted below.
   • Quotes must each be from an individual with and existing biographical article on Wikipedia.
   • Quotes should each have an accompanying free-use image relating to the author.
2. Add a new Quote to the next available subpage, using the layout format from the link above.
3. Add a citation of where the quote was stated on that subpage below the quote.
4. Update the "Random subpage" start and end values at the Main Portal page to include the new Quote.

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Working-Class Playwright Neighbor: And now for something completely different: a man with three buttocks… Mum, Dad: [from upstairs] We've done that! Neighbor: Oh, all right. All right! A man with nine legs. Off-Camera Voice: He ran away. Neighbor: Oh… bloody hell! Er… a Scotsman on a horse! — Monty Python's Flying Circus, Sex and Violence [1.02]

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Part I: The Miracle of Birth Obstetrician: That's the machine that goes "PING!". [The machine pings.] Obstetrician: You see? That means your baby is still alive! — Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

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The Witch Bedevere: What makes you think that she is a witch? Peasant 3: What? She turned me into a newt. [Bedevere gives him a disbelieving look] Bedevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [a very long pause] I got better. — Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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The Sermon on the Mount [The audience members at the back of the crowd are having trouble hearing the Sermon on the Mount.] Man: I think it was, "Blessed are the cheesemakers"! Gregory's wife: What's so special about the cheesemakers? Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products. — Monty Python's Life of Brian

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[edit] Nominations

New quotes may be nominated on the talk page.