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The Witch

Bedevere: What makes you think that she is a witch?

Peasant 3: What? She turned me into a newt. [Bedevere gives him a disbelieving look]

Bedevere: A newt?

Peasant 3: [a very long pause] I got better.

— Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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