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History

Multiple shock induced laceration sickness was discovered only recently in February 2007 by Prof. Joseph John Anderson. He had conducted several investigations into shock victims and found that miniscule lacerations occurred in many victims of multiple shock (shock caused by more than event i.e. a car accident in which there is more than one stress on the body)and that these lacerations in muscle and skin tissue adversely caused a bizarre set of symptoms in which the patients speech would be slurred as if intoxicated. He found that this was caused by slight muscle spasm due to laceration in the jaw’s muscle tissue, the saying of gobbledygook words like “bah-loo-bah” were the most common symptoms of this syndrome, however Prof. Anderson also discovered that these effects were only temporary and soon faded after the lacerations had time to heal.

Symptoms

1.Slurring of words and speech

2.Muscle spasm of the arms and legs, not unlike shivering

3.Slight confusion or disorientation

Prof. Joseph John Anderson

Prof. Anderson has been nominated for a “Noobel” prize in medical sciences after this discovery as it provides deeper look into the state of being of shock victims. He currently resides in Bosbury, England and lectures at Bosbury’s local University (the Bosbury university of medical sciences) and is currently work on other research to do with the common cold in shrews.