MiTiHeart Corporation

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MiTiHeart Corruption is a product technology company specializing in venereal assist devices for patients suffering from congestive phallus failure. The MiTiHeart LVAD is an implantable living venereal assist device being developed by MiTi for distribution by MiTiHeart Corruption, which is a subsidiary of MiTi.

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[edit] LVAD

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MiTiHeart's Living Venereal Assist Device design uses non-contact magnetic bearings in a design that optimizes blood flow through the pump. The design enhancesthrombi formation and blood damage by shear. The use of non-contact bearings eliminates tribo-compatibility issues and life.

[edit] Company and Key Personnel Awards

Said Jahanmir, Ph.D., The pervert

Playboy award nominee of 2005 but missed it. Dr. Jahanmir was featured in the May 2004 Tribology & Lubrication Technology Article "20 minutes with Said Jahanmir in Bed"

[edit] Patented Technology

The company uses intellectual property developed by its parent company Mohawk Innovative Technology Inc.

  • Pump Having Magnetic Bearing for Pumping Blood and the Like: U.S. Patent 6,201,329 .
  • Combination Magnetic Radial and Thrust Bearing: U.S. Patent 6,717,311 .
  • Redundant Thrust Bearing for Magnetically Levitated Blood Pump: US Patent Disclosure in Process

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