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'Tio1.jpg' (to be pronounced:Uncle jotapegé one point or that ugly bug) († Bikini (Tuvalu Further), 2006 - 2007) , Picturesque character of the Inciclopedia recognized for his outstanding look perverse, weird glasses, the grains in his nose, his nose, his mouth, his hairstyle brevementa mustache, his unusual hairstyle and his constant appearances in 80% of the articles of the Inciclopedia. It is known as a subject Danish curiously who appeared on a sign advertising footwear (along with his sister), which only sees his horrendous </ s> face and a warning that says "need shoes very, very beautiful to look well. " His real name is not Tio1.jpg but taaan is ugly, that we do not reach out or to ask him.

But well, so many things have been said on this Uncle ... It is better to go delivering data about itspossible 'history ...

== == History

[edit] Biography version 1.0 (as himself)

Tio1.jpg was born into a Russian nuclear submarine in the Cold War. The most likely radiation pululaba around inside, along with the ingestion of porridge in poor condition, the couple made a Tio1.jpg mutara be 40 years old, with hair look OK gentlemen and perverse.

When the attempt to take United States failed, fellow circus demonic travelling in left the poor Tio1.jpg on a beach New Hampshire (10 km from the centre of Coruña ), where he began to win money atracando passers in the evening, with the help of its face. Little by little was becoming more and more rich and bought a computer and webcam which made this beautiful picture that later would return the world to publish in a blog homosexual.

Once become one of the people (by calling it somehow) richest in the world, Tio1.jpg has tried several times to get a transplant face, but because of its [ [genes]] mutants, it has proved impossible to carry out the operation, because only come into contact with his face, the medical melts, if ever before doctors have not been doing crazy morphological study. Many have tried to match the look of this ugliness and perversion that owns tio1.jpg as are large kings, prostitutes and even blacks, but no one reaches this level, you could say that the Tio1.jpg reached a critical level.

Tiouno Jotapegé died at 25:54 local time of day on October 20, 2007, after suffering an attack at the hands of an extremist anticlichés band (yes, the same people who killed the clowns who were throwing pies in the face).

Origin of name === === In fact Tio1 is so called because in the registry refused to give a name human normal (as might be Telésforo, Agapito, Gerundio, Fulgencio, Nicéforo, Panfilo Aristóbulo, Floripondio, Georgino, Bonifacio, Nepomuceno, Sinforoso, Basilico, Harvey Efren, gervasio, Menem or Ramona), fearing that the name be forever stigmatized, as in the case of Judas Cain Herod. The number is purely for administrative reasons, as if by some natural disaster this character come to play until Tio5, WHO declared a state of emergency for plague pandemic. With that for similar reasons was repudiated by her family, who did not want to hear or talk about giving the name, he added as JPG, which means "Never It seems Guapo" (not to be confused with GIF, "Guarrón Insoportablemente Ugly").

[edit] Biography Version 2.0 (according to some witnesses)

Tio1.jpg born in the vicinity of the Tibet back in the year 0 AT1 (Before Tío1). His father, a brave operator Guatemalan Guarani Indian descent who worked at the local nuclear power plant, due to their continuous exposure to radiation and the fact that the only factory working men, he developed a great love for Manuela Palma , which was unfinished love the day the arm was amputated gangrenó and had his hand from the shoulder down.

In desperation, was thrown to the waters of the Sea Tini, where due to the excessive intake was grabbed by a drunk proportions and finished stranded on an islet near Greenland do not ask me how. Once the hangover former nuclear operator sought refuge in the tender arms of a walrus who had recently surrendered to their breeding making some noble scientists Japanese. Former operator found a close resemblance between the walrus and his lost love, and this in turn was a non-is - what encantadorcillo former operator.

After fiery nights of passion Greenland, the walrus became pregnant, but when you go to show the pregnancy test father returned to her husband after a long absence, which avenged his honour killing former operator forcing him to sleep under his blunt anatomy (male walrus, of course), the former operator died crushed without feeling anything but cold, after which the first copy of walrus with horns forced his walrus unfaithful to leave the rock where they lived.

The walrus gave birth to her offspring and deposited in a basket made of seaweed and scotch-brite, and handed over to the tides to commit suicide after seeing the complete filmography of Pedro Almodovar, it should be recalled that before terminate see movies, recorded a video called due to the walrus.

The fragile vessel reached the coast of Tangamandapio where he was picked up by Jaimito the Cartero, which to avoid fatigue returned to the post office, gave him the required stamps and sent the package to Argentina , where he was received by Diego Armando Maradona whom to review its contents and found nothing of value gave him a couple of boats on the floor and gave him such a kick in the ass that the creature (because that baby Human was not) was to give beyond the Andes, where he was found by a couple Michelle Bachelet, which horrified, put in a bottle with alcohol and sent him to England for study . Once there was liberated by Greenpeace under allegations of animal abuse, joined the labor movement and sought employment, which took a photo that rose to a search of jobs.

Tio1.jpg first used a computer at a cybercafe where there was a crew watches, which would baneado by managers a few days to show their full face and frighten the guests of the forum in an overall theme. His account and messages were deleted.

Those who managed to see the photo horrified said "what the fuck is that?" And sent the photo Inciclopedia for analysis and classification under the filename tio1.jpg (this is orgasmic 1. Just put gin) (This is an orgasm. Only add gin).

And the rest is Inciclopédico.

[edit] Biography Version 3.0 (as other witnesses)

The real name is Tiouno Jotapegé, parents tlubalainos was born in Hiroshima the day of the explosion of the atomic bomb in 1945. It was discovered in the rubble and her face was so monstrously deformed that sent him to some studies England and classified it as a ODNI, (Object Deforme not detected). Tan ugly was it threw to the sea.

Ten years later appeared in the Gulf of Naples. It is said that when stepped on the Neapolitan coast, the Vesuvius eruption came in and destroyed the cities of Pompeii and Herculaneum. It was found by a boludo </ s> blind who grew up until the monster </ s> boy met 20 years. He later went as an immigrant United States where they left him for being uglier enter Bush, something prohibited in the country, and decided to go to Argentina.

They also left him pass, but Tíouno coimeó to Customs and could enter. But those who heard poorly recorded his name and wrote 'Tío1.jpg'. In Argentina was cruelly discriminated against and was also beaten by the bar brava of Boca Juniors. The beating left him more deformed than previously was, and decided to return to Italy. 'Swim to Italy and arrived at Rome. There he was found by BienAdicto XVI, who wanted to kill his powers to be uglier than him. Tío1.jpg managed to escape and took refuge on a desert island you have calledTíounojotapegélandia. It took out a photo and went to the Internet (do not ask me as) in order to dominate the World. For it is trying cloned, and achieved a clone Tio2.jpg. It is making atomic bombs to make all the people like him so ugly.

== == Death

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Tiouno Jotapegé died at 25:54 local time of day on October 20, 2007, after an attack at the hands of an extremist anticlichés band (yes, the same people who killed the clowns who were throwing pies in the face). His last words quedadon collected for posterity in a popular [Http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=g_FjFc8Dzbg&feature=related Last words Tio1.jpg video laptop].

The Vatican this thinking if doing so holy, Fidel Castro what I wanted to succeed him in power, and all Inciclopedia so honored in their articles.

Its shape can be seen every Easter. The penitents reach Sum of Atonement being costaleros shattering Pass "Excre Homo."

Rest in Peace.

Some data on Tio1.jpg == ==

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• His mustache is self-cleaning, is abrasive properties and can take shine to what you want, besides giving refuge to a wide variety of migratory birds, and sometimes, whole ecosystems.
• He likes to eat nails (own and others').
• Know speak 234 languages
• Tio1.jpg can mourn an onion.
• In 2001 he was elected Man of the Year by the magazine UnclesRare.
• Included in the lists of FBI looked less like the man in the world.
• Straight out of bed even makes it more ugly. Those who have witnessed ensure that it is a vision that they will pursue for the rest of their lives.
• 'Association of Disabled Regarding Beauty' (ADCB) has made him an honorary member and founder. It is believed that attends the annual meetings of this association minusguapos, but has not been able to confirm, because these acts are celebrated with the light off, to avoid trauma.
• Every time you laugh your photo, Monesvol kills a onanista.
• Tio1.jpg acted in the book "The man in the iron mask" to travel abroad. Still, it was perceived that it was horrendous.
• Tio1 is detected by the virus.

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