User:MiniPhilly
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Mini Philly is a local person located in Tamworth. He is quite a fool actually, he is liked for his stupidity. He has long hair, unlike chavs. He plays Guild Wars, which to him is just the sex. He eats cheese. His best friend is a bum. Think about how many nipples a normal person has. Times that by one, and add 1, that's how many he has. He likes a fair bit of bum. Mini-philly is writing this, but not in first person. Because blatantly he's cool.
I Love Youuu Lol - Emma!
Cheers from mini and his gang of completely retarded dudes and dudettes! BABES.
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[edit] Random Quotes
'Oh, that's convenient.'
'I like beanz!'
'Bum'ole'
'BABES!'
'I like feeling Jamie's bum'
'Blapp Blapp'
'I am much of a retard'
[edit] Friends
In no particular order, are some MiniPhilly's friends.
Jamie, Simon, Emma, Marcus, Sam, Ross, & Mr. Blobby.
(And then the random guys he talks too! 8D!) - Kayleigh, Louis, Sarah etc.
[edit] Jamie
Jamie, such an idiot at times, talks too much, but is a great laugh sometimes. Mr Caulkin listens to rock and metal shizzaz such a funny day. Jamie, unlike most people, lives in a bin, opposite the BP. He's a nob, slap him please?
[edit] Simon
Laughs at Mini-philly for making his quotes of 'Oh, that convenient'. Such a bum rapist... ahah... Simon should really have lessons, or atleast give them to new bum rapists. He thinks I'm a terrorist with my hat on.
[edit] Emma
Such as spesh,...big tits!...How dare you steal Mini-Philly's keys. She thinks I'm so random, cause I blatantly am. People think that Emma thinks I'm fit...as if =P. She thinks me and Jamie make a good couple, cause we blatantly do. =P
[edit] Marcus
Aka. Jebus. Such tall with such long jesus like hair, I want it... He is also a spesh of Stolen Dignity, which is just pure fun sometimes.
[edit] Read this ONLY if you're a bum whos bored
This section is only necessary if you wish to know more about Mini-Philly.
[edit] Guild Wars
Mini-Philly on Guild wars can be found via various character names. His main character is Emo Of Darkness, and has others such as Minius Phillius and Bla Bl Bla Noob. He is in [MONG] which stands for Militia of Neurotic Gamers. Jamie(Holy Kakorot on GW) thinks his build is a noobish one, although he builted it himself. Mini-Philly has completed all campaigns with his main character, Emo Of Darkness. Mini-Philly likes necromancers and things to do with death.
[edit] Music
Kerry King is just average. Please make him come to Mini-Philly's house. Mini-Philly wants to slap him. Oh, and Mini-Philly likes genres related to Metal or Rock(especially emo). Philly also wants to bum rape kerry king
