User:mikeaitch

Hey y'all. I'm Mike, the grammar freak. I don't tolerate bad grammar, and I will edit any bad grammar I see.

This user is a Christian.

This user is a very liberal Protestant, and doesn't think you need to visit a church regularly to believe.

This user lives in or hails from
North Carolina.

NCSU	This user attends or has attended NC State University.

This user works in retail.

en	This user is a native speaker of English.

eo-3

Ĉi tiu uzanto povas komuniki per alta aŭ flua nivelo de Esperanto.

XP	This user uses Windows XP.

This user contributes using Kubuntu.

This user has a dual boot configuration.

Java

This user can program in Java.

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This user can write HTML.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user plays the guitar.

This user is a drummer.

ANAL 5

This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever. Well, sarcastically sometimes. But that's it. Really. lulz.

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This user would like to be able to speak more languages.

TEA!

This user drinks southern sweet tea.

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This user is a non-drinker.

This user does not smoke.

This user is interested in maps.

This user likes alternative rock.

This user enjoys cooking.

This user is a roadgeek.

met?

This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the U.S., cannot relate to them.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, Daylight Saving Time.