User:MikeBonacci

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"""Mike Bonacci"""

Mike Bonacci, a prominent up and coming musical artist who has claimed fame through out North Eastern Pennsylvania. This informational page provides a look into mike's humble begginings.

MIKE BONACCI........is a kitty kat. His favorite sitcoms are Desperate Housewives and Greys Anatomy. His favorite song is Sante Monica while dreaming of his lover in Paradise ;)

Some Stories about Mike.....

One day his mom brought him cereal early in the morning. He didn't get his beauty sleep and fell asleep with his face in the bowl. He then woke up with milk all over his body.

For Mike's sixteenth birthday he had a party at his house. He was eagerly awaiting the gifts his friends were going to bring him. Mike was downtrodden once he recieved his gifts. EVERY ONE OF HIS FRIENDS GAVE HIM PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER.

Mike was on the computer and his sister was trying to shove a chicken stick in his mouth. He got mad and whipped the chicken stick at his sister. Unbeknownst to mike his mom had recently entered the room. The chicken stick whizzed past Dina's face and inadvertantly struck his mother between the nose and left cheek. Tears quickly began to flow. His mom exclaimed, "Micheal, why the F*ckin hell did you throw that at me?" Micheal replied, "I thought you were hungry."

One fateful day Mike's mother brought him a peanut butter sandwhich. Micahel was befuddled with the sandwhich. "Mom!" he exclaiemd, "There's no peanut butter on this peanut butter sandwich." Appalled at her sons indignantcy Mrs Bonacci returned fire. "Michael Joseph Bonacci, of course there's peanut butter on that sandwhich." Mike nibbled inquizitively at the crust of the sandwich, and soon the crust disappeared. Crestfallen, Michael continued to nibble his way to the center to no avail. "Mom there is no peanut butter on this sandwich" Michael said with a sad face and a heavy heart. And sure as hell, there was no peanut butter on the sandwich. Flbbergasted Mrs. Bonacci said "Wellit looks like i didn't put peanut butter on this sandwich."