User:MichaelNikki
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Michael Nicholas Duldulao, more fondly known as "Nikki" to his relatives and friends and "Kulas" by his other questionable friends who at times just want to piss him off (born September 19, 1980) is a native deadbeat from Zamboanga City, Philippines. He is widely believed to be a non practising christian though he asserts and believes that the kingdom of heaven resides within his heart and all around us. He does not believe with the almost universal concept among christians that a believer is compelled to go to church or in a house of praise to connect with, or communicate with god. He also believes that dancing, singing, raising or swaying of hands to praise god and giving and collecting moneys to some (someone's?) church is a form of aberration. Thus, with his unorthodox belief, he never attended mass for nearly 15 years. Rumor has it for more than 7 years since 2000, he has been sighted wondering somewhere in the streets of colon in the Bustling city of Cebu.
He is said to be a typical non-conformist person, hyper-active, self-critical, an idealist, optimist, has a very restless mind, impulsive in nature, aggressive, forgetful, overt, intrepid, always "on the go", risk-taker, thrill seeker, overwhelmingly misunderstood, careless, a rebel, vocal, frank, broke, broken and omg! what a loud farter he is. A person who considers himself a perfectionist, is notoriously well known never to finish nor perfect anything in every aspect of his life and is believed to be regarded as a staunch critic for those who procrastinates profusely, is jokingly well known to be a procrastinator himself. (Goodness gracious dear god give this lad a spanking!) He easily gets bored. At times he can be highly imaginative. He is good in generating new and exciting ideas. But when it comes to the ideas making it happen, he often has difficulty materialising and following through. Recently later in life in his middle age, he suddenly discovers that he has symptoms and manifestations of ADD/ADHD syndrome which was never diagnosed. A neurological disorder which he thinks is some kind of a gift. (A gift. Seriously now?) Michael is relieved to have found out what is wrong about him and can find answers to his questions particularly in areas of his adult life struggles, that he felt he never lived up to his potentials and now he has an explanation for his life long uphill battles.
Duldulao has recently been engaged in a private ceremony as a prerequisite for an islamic wedding that was held last September 3, 2007 to Queenie Ann Elloh, a registered nurse. Miss Elloh is an island girl who grew up in Simunul province of Tawi-Tawi but is residing in Zamboanga City. Miss Elloh is an inch taller than Duldulao. (What a laugh!) Currently, Mr. Duldulao is busy working his ass off to save up funds enough to finance his soon to be wife's grand wedding. (Hah! Oh boy ur screwed.) He loves the idea of getting married but sooner or later he will realise that he loves staying single too. WTF!?
[edit] Biography
As stated in his Birth Certificate, Michael Nicholas Duldulao was born at Zamboanga General Hospital around 8:35pm .... To BE CONTINUED.
