Metal Militia (Robot Chicken episode)
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| Episode no. | Season 2 Episode 13 |
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| Written by | Hugh Davidson Mike Fasolo Jordan Allen-Dutton Doug Goldstein Seth Green Dan Milano Tom Root Matthew Senreich Erik Weiner |
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| Directed by | Seth Green | ||||||
| Production no. | 211 | ||||||
| Original airdate | October 1, 2006 | ||||||
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Metal Militia is the thirteenth episode of season two of Robot Chicken. The name of the episode is taken from the Metallica song "Metal Militia"
[edit] List of skits
[edit] Superman on Vacation
Superman is on an airplane that is about to crash. Unfortunately, he doesn't seem to notice.
[edit] Horton Hears a Jew!
Horton is in a bar while a Jewish person is doing a stand-up comic performance.
[edit] Forgetful Peter Pan
A parody of Peter Pan shows John, Michael and Wendy ending up going splat on the ground as they fly out the window trying to follow Peter Pan - who forgot to give them instructions before they tried to fly.
[edit] Used Car Surprise
A teen tells a used car salesman that he wants a "ride" for his birthday, but that he's only got a little bit of cash. So the salesman gives him a small blue stick and tells him to put both of his hands on the stick. To the teen's surprise, the stick turns into an out-of-control Light Cycle, which he ultimately enjoys up until he gets trapped in a spiral and crashes inside a cornfield.
A nerd approaches the same car dealer, looking to purchase a large car to overcompensate for his small penis. The dealer first offers him an SUV, and then something larger, a Hummer H2 and finally, to compensate for the "literally concave" penis, the nerd gets a Recognizer from the Tron film.
[edit] Bomb Diffusing Robot
A robot about to diffuse a ticking bomb, says "This is some serious bullshit."
[edit] Rainbow Brite Breaking & Entering
Murky desperately wants to get his hands on Rainbow Brite's magic star sprinkles so he could turn the whole world gray. So he and Lurky decide to break and enter into her place to search for the sprinkles. When Rainbow Brite returns, Murky and Lurky make a gruesome discovery. Rainbow Brite is a farting, booze drinking, nose-picking, sprite eating, slob. She murders Murky and Lurky with a chainsaw to keeps her secrets. To cover up the murders she announces to the citizens of Rainbow Land that Murky and Lurky have moved to Tibet to battle Chinese tyranny.
[edit] Rom Spaceknight
Rom Spaceknight, a warrior made of solid metal encounters a foe in every way his equal, "Jim - The guy with a giant magnet!"
[edit] How Much is That Doggie?
A man and a boy ask the pet store cashier "How much is the doggie in the window - the one with the waggely tail?" The cashier says " Oh, you don't want that one. He's got cancer!"
[edit] Into the Blue Skewering
Seth Green announces that stop-motion animation takes several months to produce, and he and his crew write parodies several months before films are released, including the film Into the Blue.
[edit] Murderous William Tell
William Tell shoots an arrow through an apple above a boy's head. He says "Oh, Dammit. Hit the apple." The camera pans over to the corpses of three children he hit with his arrows.
[edit] Missing Gauze
A surgeon can't find any gauze to patch up a patient's heart. In the hallway, a doctor, wrapped in gauze like a mummy is chasing a nurse.
[edit] When Pigs Fly
A girl with a southern accent asks her mom if her curfew can be set at midnight. Her mom says "Uh, yeah. When pigs fly." So the girl operates a catapult sending a poor pig flying onto the roof of a neighboring house. Her mom changes her mind and says "Midnight it is."
[edit] Safety Blanket
You're not always safe from monsters when you're under your blanket, they'll just pound you with baseball bats.
[edit] Young Indy
Young Indiana Jones rescues a girl's doll from three bullies on the school grounds - with many school-yard versions of the film Indiana Jones.
[edit] Hogan's Heroes
Hulk Hogan and his pals work together to escape the stalag and take down Adolf Hitler and his crew when Hitler comes to visit.
Hogan's crew includes:
- Roddy Piper
- Randy Savage
- Ric Flair
- Iron Sheik
- Sergeant Slaughter
- King Kong Bundy
- Lanny Poffo
- Jimmy Hart
- Sika
The fight ends up in a WWF fight arena at WrestleMania.
[edit] Cast / Voice actors
- Ginnifer Goodwin - Mother, Teacher
- Seth Green - Adolf Hitler, Colonel Wilhelm Klink, Comedian, Customer #1, Customer #2, Himself, Indiana Jones, Iron Sheik, Lurky, Mean Green Okerlund, Monster, Peter Pan, Randy Savage, Rom Spaceknight, Sergeant Hans Schultz, Sergeant Slaughter
- Hulk Hogan - Bartender, Himself
- Kelly Hu - Daughter, Girl, Jessica Alba, Rainbow Brite
- Roger L. Jackson - Horton the Elephant, Narrator, Paul Walker, William Tell
- Breckin Meyer - Murky Dismal, Jim, Superman, Used Car Salesman
- Roddy Piper - Himself
- Tom Root - Bully, Citizen
[edit] Stoop!d Monkey
The monkey is throwing darts with one stuck in his right eye.[1]
[edit] References & External links
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