Massage Chair (Robot Chicken episode)
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| “Massage Chair” | |||||||
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| Robot Chicken episode | |||||||
 Abraham Lincoln: "Who dares to disturb my slumber?" George W. Bush: "Who dare's question my daring... of... his dare... jerk?" |
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| Episode no. | Season 2 Episode 9 |
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| Written by | Jordan Allen-Dutton Mike Fasolo Doug Goldstein Seth Green Tom Root Matthew Senreich Erik Weiner |
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| Directed by | Doug Goldstein | ||||||
| Production no. | 210 | ||||||
| Original airdate | May 28, 2006 | ||||||
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Massage Chair is the ninth episode of the second season of Robot Chicken.
Contents |
[edit] List of Skits
[edit] Noisy Werewolf
A werewolf howling outside of an apartment complex gets a shoe thrown at him for his efforts.
[edit] Incompetent Airport Security
Airport Security agents are more interested in rifling through passengers' personal items than screening for contraband or weapons.
[edit] Cuddles Fabric Softener
Cuddles the fabric softener bear gets the wrong kind of hug, over and over again.
[edit] I Don't Want Your Sandwich
James Van Der Beek offering the line, "I Don't Want Your Sandwich" in a parody of his similar line from "Varsity Blues."
[edit] Office Fighter
Corporate disputes get solved hand-to-hand in Office Fighter.
[edit] Monkeys in Outer Space
NASA gets a $1 budget, and go back to basics using monkeys to explore outer space.
[edit] Mummy Tee Pee
A Pharaoh uses a mummy's wrappings as toilet paper
[edit] Do the Dew!
A little boy proves that not all stunts have to be extreme.
[edit] Jedi Bush
George W. Bush discovers that his midichlorian count is extraordinarily high, and thus he has Jedi powers. He uses his newly-found powers to convince Laura Bush to have a "3-some" with Condoleezza Rice, to throw Bill Clinton's car into a pond over a parking place dispute at McDonalds, and to deface the Lincoln Memorial. The memorial, however, is the home to Abraham Lincoln, a Sith lord - and they battle throughout the National Mall. In the closing sequence he reveals to Jenna Bush that he is her father... and then he wakes up from his daydream.
- This skit was also used in the Star Wars episode.
[edit] Verne Needs a Hand
Verne needs some help with groceries.
[edit] Bloopers! Three
We're back with more of those stupendous bloopers, including:
- Timmy in a well from Lassie, where Lassie keeps on attacking the microphone person.
- A "Big Wheel" accident with Bob Barker from The Price is Right, where a contestant gets his sleeve caught on the Big Wheel and goes around, and around, and around.
- Richard Dawson from Family Feud gets his kisses from a gentleman contestant.
- Britney Spears outtakes includes Britney and her ex-husband Kevin Federline getting stoned and making comments about being famous.
- A Ghost Rider outtake with Nicolas Cage includes Cage crashing into a wall with a motorcycle, which happened because nobody taught him how to drive one.
- Hulk Hogan in Hogan Knows Best, where Hogan asks his family "Who wants peas?"
- Auditions tapes from MTV's Jackass! Which includes people getting injured in crazy stunts.
The Bloopers host commits suicide by getting in a bathtub and dropping a toaster in it.
[edit] Cast / Voice actors
- Emma Caulfield - Timmy's Mom
- Seth Green - Bill Clinton, Contestant, George W. Bush, Jenna Bush, Jim, Nicholas Cage, Security Guard, Verne Troyer
- Hulk Hogan - Abraham Lincoln, Himself
- Jamie Kaler - Bloopers! Host
- Jimmy Kimmel - Frank, Richard Dawson
- Jim Meskimen - Ryu
- Chad Morgan - Laura Bush, Nancy
- Tom Root -
- Adam Talbott - Teen
- James Van Der Beek - Bush's Aide, Himself
[edit] Stoop!d Monkey
The monkey has fallen in love with a python.[1]
[edit] References & External links
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