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Anthony Woods
Pen name	Tony Woods
Occupation	Fiction Writer
Nationality	United States of America; American
Influences Ernest Hemingway, Kurt Vonnegut, F. Scott Fitzgerald, William Faulkner, James Joyce, Sherwood Anderson

Anthony Michael Woods (generally referred to as "Tony Woods") is an American fiction novelist and author of several short stories. He has yet to be published and is probably as piece of shit as far as humanity is concerned.

[edit] Early Life

Woods was raised in Huron, Ohio, a small midwest town on the shores of Lake Erie. He graduated Huron High School in June of 2006, working at Cedar Point Amusement Park that summer. After attending the Ohio Fire Academy and Bowling Green State University for a brief period of time, Woods enlisted in the United States Navy Reserve, where he spent a year and a half in San Diego, California, four months of which he was onboard the USS PRINCETON (CG-59).

Note: Woods does not condone, under any circumstances, ever referring to oneself in the third person, he is well aware that this is a bunch of pretentious garble, and only took it this far because he was really bored on a United States Navy vessel, floating to nothingness as a little piece of his soul dies every minute. He currently spends his days smoking cigarettes, typing letters, and avoiding gang rape in the showers.

[edit] Works

Woods' works are featured on Writer's Cafe, some of which he has won praise for, particularly The Heart of Rome.