User:Man of the Spud

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Man of the Spud is undoubtedly the coolest guy ever to walk the face of this earth. Not only is he incredibly sexy, but his intellect exceeds even the greatest thinkers. He likes to eat cheese, consuming about 20 pounds of it a day; the resulting mass of flesh that is formed has been known to consume cities, continents, and even entire planets. Unfortunately, the greatest man in the universe is unable to convey his greatness is a form that can be translated by mere mortals. So, he will attempt this simple feat.

    Man of the Spud is the sexiest man alive.  Not that piece of shit George whatever the hell his name is, Spud.