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[edit] Background

People's Republic of Chris and Liam City is a small town on the island of Mallorca East of Spain. The City is also a goverment run by Chris and Liam hence the town name and has a human population of 2,543,897 million and a rat population of well over 5,000,000+. As of June 24 the newer Chupacabra population from the northern slums is numbered around 2,500 but because of their powers nearly 50,000 of the cities finest goats have had their blood sucked out.

[edit] History

The city's history begins in the year 1532 when 2 explorers Christopher Auschtingzer and Wilhelm Dernitzberger of Germany stumbled onto the island after making a wrong turn in the Mediterranean. Thinking they were in the New World they colonized the island not knowing it was owned by Spain, This move is widely thought of as the main reason why Germany never colonized America. Soon after Christoph and Wilhelm settled on the island, many people from around europe began to settle there. In the year 1588 during an Oktoberfest celebration the town drunkard Sir Ian Hamilton the First decided it was a great idea to release rats into the city's southern slums. Following the Rat invasion Christoph's son Chris II yelled out "Dear God The Rats Have Taken The Southern Slums!!!!" Thus in an act of terror inadvertanly creating the citie's motto for the next 500 years as well as creating the base for the countrie's national anthem. Currently Liam Harding and Chris Workman run the city the two original founders Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandchildren with an Iron fist. Sir Ian Hamilton the 6th is still living up to his ancestors and is the town drunk/ only person to still live in the southern slums.

[edit] Sports Teams

The city maintains a professional Soccer team named Blackburn Rovers/The Freaks currently managed by Mr.Freakshow some of their great players include:

  • Matt "Cockram" Cochrane
  • Chris "Chidis" Workman
  • Ian "Hamboner" Hamilton
  • Robbie "Wang a Lot" Wankewycz
  • Tom "Artym Rosti.." Traps
  • Liam "Hardon" Harding
  • Robbie "Macho Man Randy Savage" Savage
  • Gary "Vick Mackie" Mahon

They play in the left most Colluseum that is connected to another Colluseum by a smaller Colluseum. The team holds petting zoo sessions weekley after games for a nominal fee so people can see and touch their favorite stars! Before each game, the crowd is lead by a powerful rendition of "Dear God The Rats Have Taken The Southern Slums" by Matt Cochrane.



[edit] "Dear God The Rats Have Taken The Southern Slums"

Quote used bye Chris the Second. This quote saved the city of the Republic of Chris and Liam and the citizens are thankful with their lives. With out Chris II the town would've been demolished and the city in flames from the rats. Now with the city fleeing to the northern slums a brave group of soldiers build up to regain what was once lost from the rats.

With the army slowly building up, the rats too where building there forces not only rats where growing in size but a new opposing force arises. From the Peru by the power of magic the chupacabras dug under the Northern Slums and waited until the night of the "INVASION OF THE SOUTHERN SLUMS" to attack the citizens.

With the attack under way the citizens where slaughtered and the population of rats and chupacabras rising the citizens of The Republic of Chris and Liam are cornered from the rats in the souther slums and the chupacabras in the northern slums

All hope seems lost for the citizens of The Republic of Chris and Liam...