Maidnappers
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Maidnappers is an adventure story arc of the Philippine comic strip series Pugad Baboy, created by Pol Medina Jr. and originally published in the Philippine Daily Inquirer. This particular story arc lasts 88 strips long. It is one of the two longest Pugad Baboy story arcs, the other being Aso. In 1994, the story arc was reprinted in PB5, the fifth book compilation of the comic strip series. Maidnapper is a portmanteau, a combination of the words "maid" and "kidnapper".
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[edit] Synopsis
Tiny, Bab and Polgas arrive at the Ninoy Aquino International Airport to meet up with Gwen, Tiny's cousin from the United States. Gwen is accompanied by Gloria, her Cebuana nanny, who takes an instant liking to Bab, much to his discomfiture and makes a few attempts to get a kiss from him, which he answers with a kick to the chin. Later that evening, Bab serenades Gwen with help from Joboy and Polgas. Tiny and Gloria tell Gwen that she's supposed to pour a bucket of water on the singers; unfamiliar with Filipino customs, Gwen complies.
In the succeeding days of her stay, Gwen is immersed in Filipino culture; she is exposed to potholed streets, frequently changed street names, exotic native dishes, including Dagul's "Soup Number Five", Filipino movies (which she calls "typically third world"), discusses the merits of communism with Noli, and marvels at the capacity of Filipinos to eat each and every part of the chicken. After being jokingly told by Tiny that the local siopao she had consumed had cat meat in it, she vows to eat nothing but chicken for the rest of her stay.
[edit] Maid's day out
Temporarily freed from their duties, Brosia and Glo decide to go off and look for a gay bar somewhere along Timog Avenue, with the intention of viewing a Chippendales-style show. Upon entering the bar, the duo ran into Debbie and Barbie, who had mistakenly entered the gay bar, thinking it was a restaurant. After exchanging threats of exposure, but later agreeing to keep the incident to themselves, each pair made to leave. Brosia and Glo, however, elected to remain and have a little fun. After availing of the bar's services, Glo paid the bill using Gwen's Gold card. The waiter who had been serving them, Chipper, mistakenly tags them as prospective prey for his kidnap-for-ransom gang upon seeing Gwen's name on the card. Two of the gang's members, Demet and Tangwel, waited for the pair outside the bar. They were taken at gun-point to the goon's safehouse. The kidnappers later call the Sungcal household, demanding a million pesos for the safe return of "Gwendolynne Dobson". After seeing Gwen safe and sound, the Sungcals determine that it is the maids who had been kidnapped.
[edit] Dobermaxx takes the case
As the Sungcal household, including Bab, attempt to accumulate the ransom by selling expensive personal belongings, Polgas secretly goes to the wishing well in his master's garden and uses the cleverly-disguised well to gain access to the Dog Cave, where he changes to his Dobermaxx persona. Using the Dog Cave's computer, he traces the location of the last transaction on Gwen's credit card. He pretends to be an erotic dancer in need of a job and penetrates the gay bar's inner circle. He soon sets his sights on Chipper. Meanwhile, the Sungcals have managed to raise the ransom money with help from an anonymous donor who left Php 688,000.00 in their mailbox, the exact amount they needed. Gwen also objects to the ransom payments, as she could not fathom why the family would want to risk money for two househelps.
Dobermaxx soon detains Chipper and manages to sweat the necessary information from him. He learns that the gang's safehouse was somewhere in the bowels of Fort Santiago. As he tunneled through the old fort, Dobermaxx accidentally discovers the treasure Charles McDougal and his team had been looking for in the 1980's; Dobermaxx marks the spot with an electronic tracer. He soon locates the gang's safehouse and comes upon Tangwel, all by his lonesome; Brosia and Glo were nowhere in sight. So was Demet. Using his wrist-spitter, Dobermaxx binds Tangwel and suspends him from the ceiling. He puts Tangwel under interrogation and learns that Demet was on his way to collect the ransom money from Dagul. Unable to use the satellite phone built into his garapata gun due to his location deep underground, Dobermaxx runs out of the goons' safehouse. Tiny is soon able to call him with news that the kidnappers were demanding another million.
[edit] Dobermaxx to the rescue
Dobermaxx soon puts two and two together upon seeing Bab's guitar in Tangwel's possession, as well as Dagul's wristwatch. He concludes that the kidnappers had also bought all the personal possessions the Sungcals had sold in their desperation to raise the ransom money. Dobermaxx takes Tangwel to the Sungcal residence and uses the Thunderdog's on-board computer to determine the location of "buy-and-sell" joints in the immediate vicinity, which he suspected was a front for a fencing operation run by the kidnappers. With the data in hand, Dobermaxx ejected from the speeding Thunderdog and deployed his delta-wing glider. He soon spots Dagul's car in one of the "buy-and-sell" joints. Detaching himself from the glider, Dobermaxx deploys Gary, his flea-bot, to act as a spotter.
Gary enters the premises through the door's keyhole. It sees several goons, including Chipper, in the living area. In the basement, Gary finds Demet, Brosia and Glo, together with two more kidnap victims. All this was transmitted back to Dobermaxx, who transmits the hide-out's location to Dagul. He then decides to attack the hide-out. Using his ballistic arnis, bolas and garapata gun, Dobermaxx manages to bring down several of the goons before Demet and another bad guy appears with Glo and Brosia as hostages. They force Dobermaxx to drop his weapon, before they open fire on him. At this point, Dagul and Bab arrives, disabling Demet and the second goon. Chipper, however, has the upper hand as he covers Dagul and Bab with a firearm. With perfect timing, Tomas and Noli arrives to subdue Chipper. Tangwel, however, managed to grab Noli's revolver, but was in turn subdued by the policeman Gwen had summoned. The kidnappers then tried to fool the cop into taking their side (with the "logic" that police officers were as equally guilty as criminals, as per the public's view of Filipino police officers), but the cop would have none of it in the end.
Dobermaxx soon turns up with the cop's partner, whom he had convinced to return from the domestic airport with the ransom money. Dobermaxx's Amstac mesh vest (and his fat) had saved his life. Everyone waits for the anti-crime czar, "Kraymbuster" (a spoof of then Philippine Vice-President Joseph Estrada, who headed the Presidential Anti-Crime Commission), to make an appearance before the gang was booked, for the purpose of a media publicity stunt.
It is later revealed that the anonymous donor of the Php 688,000.00 left in the Sungcal's mailbox was no other than Gwen.
[edit] Epilogue
At a party held some time after the incident, Gwen and Gloria reconcile with each other (Gwen, for not valuing her nanny enough to save her life, and Gloria, for messing with her ward's things without permission, which was the cause of the entire fiasco in the first place.). Gwen understands the Filipino family value that even maids are considered part of the household and that children always take care of their parents in their old age ("That's why you rarely see our parents in nursing homes," Tiny quips). When it is time for the two to leave and goodbyes are to be said, Gwen finally proclaims to be proud of her Filipino heritage to Tiny and unexpectedly gives Bab a goodbye kiss on the lips, which he enjoys. When Gloria appears to want a goodbye kiss from Bab, he gives her a chance since she's leaving anyway. However, Glo suddenly kicks him upwards, thus getting revenge.
Meanwhile, Dobermaxx delivers 64,000 pieces of 900-troy ounce gold bullion as full payment for the Philippines foreign debt to Mother Teresa, who acted as his go-between, since he did not wish for his identity to be known. It may be concluded that Dobermaxx had retrieved the treasure he found in Fort Santiago, and had used it to pay off the country's external debt of USD 29.189 billion (in 1992 figures). He also does the payment anonymously to effectively bypass government law of giving 10% of the find to the National Treasury and keep the treasure off the hands of corrupt officials (such as Senator Cabalfin, who unwittingly said that the bullion should go to his pocket before correcting himself). Shortly after, Mother Teresa arrives in the Philippines to start a fund for calamity victims in the country using the staggering but still enormous amount from the gold. While Dagul and Polgas watch the news reports of these matters, despite the obviousness of the featured silhouette, Dagul asks Polgas his opinion on who the mystery benefactor was, to which the dog convincingly feigns indifference to such matters, effectively keeping his actions with the gold secret.
[edit] Trivia
- Included in Bab, Joboy, and Polgas' repertoire during their serenade of Gwen are My Prayer by The Platters, Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton, Thriller by Michael Jackson and Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In by The Fifth Dimension. "Thriller" kicks in when Glo shows up at the window.
- Dagul's and Debbie's wristwatches are a TAG Heuer and a Baume et Mercier, respectively.
- Charles McDougal was a former member of the United States Army Special Forces who did extensive excavation in Fort Santiago and on Corregidor in the 1980's, looking for the Yamashita treasure.[1]
- Pol Medina, Jr. used this story arc to launch a contest wherein the participants were required to answer a question on an observation made regarding the 52nd strip of the series; the contestants mailed their answers to the author. Winners were given Polgas P-shirts as prizes.
- Glo and Brosia's kidnappers thought that Gwen was the daughter of an American soldier stationed at the Subic Naval Base. The Americans were already on the closing stages of their withdrawal from the Philippines at the time the story arc was published.
- Polgas' stage name as an erotic dancer is Gardog Verzosa, a play on the name of Filipino movie actor Gardo Versoza, who started his career in soft-core porn movies.
- Rescued along with Brosia and Glo were brothers Maipainetapasia and Maisuklaipamandin Uy. The names of the two brothers are a reference to the Filipino folk song Paru-Parong Bukid (Butterflies in the Field). May payneta pa siya--uy! and May suklay pa man din--uy! are two verses of the song.[2]
- Gwen's nickname is "Pookie", which makes the love-struck Bab blush, as the pronunciation of the word is a reference to the vulgar Filipino term puke (vagina).
- Gwen's dousing of water on Bab, Joboy, and Polgas during their serenade is an informal Filipino custom of rejecting a suitor.
[edit] Notes
- ^ Morella, Cecil, Hunting for treasure, <http://cooltech.iafrica.com/science/472395.htm>. Retrieved on 13 July 2007
- ^ Paruparong Bukid, <http://www.tagaloglang.com/learn/bukid.htm>. Retrieved on 19 July 2007
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