Talk:Magic Kingdom (Terry Brooks)
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having got lost camping, i stumbled across a strange passage way. the strange things i saw in the mist i put down as of having ate a funny mushroom. but after coming out of it, things only got stranger. unknown species of trees insects birds 9thats if you could call them birds were leaping about on the floor like frogs before launching themselves into the air. there was a topless woman swimming about in the water dressed as a mermaid, as i tried to approach her she dived down into the water and she vanished. I tried looking for her but there was no sign of the strange woman anywhere. after five hours of trekking i decided to rest up a bit, when suddenly I heard this glorious and arousing melody. it had me yearning to be where the melody was coming from, who could sing like this was beyond me but still the desire to be with the mystical music was driving me to distraction. I eventually found the source of the music to be a tree. An old Oak tree, that appeared to be only four meters high and very wide at the girth was swaying to and fro humming the sound. I was starting to fall to sleep fast and had found myself falling between the exposed roots of the tree,when all off a sudden the roots started to move, slowly at first and then when they had met no resistance, quickly threw the remaining roots at me. if that was not bad enough the snake like roots had rows of teeth on the end of the roots. I was fully awake now, but it was to late I could not get away. i was trapped and was being slowly eaten alive by an oak tree. No fortune teller could have seen this coming i thought to myself. and this thought me made laugh so loud that some body heard me and came to my rescue. Depending on how you look at the rescue ,the way the old oak tree was thrashing broke my left leg and right arm.
Maybe the rescuer wants me dead, but seeing the hero was a she and only eighteen years old, big eyes and some black witches costume......................