User:Lws1984

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Hello, I'm Lewis. I am a geek who lives in Boston, MA, but spends half of each month in London for work. I am a system adminstrator, and play Transport Tycoon and Locomotion way too much. Not much here yet, I expect to start expanding pages soon, and I enjoy expressing myself with userboxes. I love Mac and Linux, and use Windows only when nessecary. I love to drive Saabs, and own 2.

Since most of my personality is explained by those userboxes, feel free to edit at will, but please remain on-topic.

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This user is of Norwegian ancestry.
ascript This user knows AppleScript.
This user flies in a SAAB.
gk This user is a geek.
US This user uses American English.
This user lives in or hails from Boston, Massachusetts.
<html> This user can write HTML.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT ←


LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalisation. 
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vsalvnkanvls;a		 This user likes banging on the keyboard.
This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is NorthernLine84.


This user's IRC nick is lws1984 on the server irc.quakenet.org and irc.freenode.net.

{{ user MSN Messenger|MrMacintosh1984@gmail.com }

BBB Dees-a hyooser ken spick Børk, Børk, Børk.
nws-0 This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.
This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.
This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!
WWCND What Would Chuck Norris Do?
non This user is full of non sequiturs.
Fix my saxophone!
This user is mixed-handed.
RCT This user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon.
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gb-4		 This user has a near-native understanding of British English.
SC This user plays SimCity.
SARC
This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.
oops This user frite quequently uses spoonerisms.
Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.
This user has an iPod.
ZAP! No user serviceable parts inside.

The above is an invitation to take the object in question apart.

MP This user is a fan of Monty Python.
\sum This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes.
AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever. Well, sarcastically sometimes. But that's it. Really. lulz.
SoE-2 This here user has an intermediate understanding of Southern American English, occasionally using "y'all" and sometimes even "ain't".
to / too
/ two		 This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
Dr. Who This user has been a Doctor Who fan since the Ninth Doctor. 9th
This user loathes, but is forced to observe, Daylight Saving Time.
trek This user is a Trekker and knows that any real fan is not a Trekkie.
Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.
Q
This user is an omnipotent member of the Q Continuum.
its/it’s It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
This user plays the cello.
This user is diurnal.
This user is nocturnal.
G This user's favourite colour is green.
who This user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?
This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.
This user prefers cold weather.
A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma.
en This user is a native speaker of English.
no-1 Denne brukeren kan litt norsk.
pig-5 Isthay useryay ancay ontributecay Igpay Atinlay atyay ayay ofessionalpray evellay.
ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.