User:Lusk1993

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[edit] Overview

Lusk1993 is the self proclaimed "coolest guy you'll ever know," but it is strongly recommended to avoid him. He may molest you.

[edit] Plot

As a youngin', Lusk1993 was very nervous around his peers. Sometimes he would say "I don't have any friends!" when in reality he changed friends everyday, like some kind of friend-whore.

When he was 8, he went to an opera with his parents. He had to go to the bathroom, but since he was too nervous to use public bathrooms, he asked his parents to follow him outside so he could pee in the street. Suddenly, a criminal popped out and attacked! He shot Lusk1993's parents. They died from massive hemorrhaging. By the way, it was a dark and stormy night.

Lusk1993 was emotionally broken after that incident. He swore that some day he would get the criminal justice system to put the man behind jail, because he was too lazy to shoot the guy. At the age of 11, he decided to move to Bellevue, IA where he met many people and made even more friends.

[edit] Critiscm

Lusk1993's life has been greatly criticized, especially by his friends.