User:LukeSimm

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Contents 1 Luke Simmons 1.1 Reasons why he may JUST be gay 1.2 Quotes said to him about him by Kim that he found amusing 1.3 Quotes said to him about him by Matt that he found amusing 1.4 Quotes said to him about him by CALLUM that he found amusing 1.5 Things said by him that sound really wrong out of Context

[edit] Luke Simmons

[edit] Reasons why he may JUST be gay

1. He looks like a girl
2. He sits with his legs crossed
3. He has more female friends than male
4. He got 80% in an online test of how femminie he is
5. He is capaible of having coversations without mentioning sex once. Very unmanily.
6. When mentioning sex, he does it in an non-flirty mannar normaly impossible for males. So unmanly it's gay.
7. He hates sports
8. He likes reading, writing, music.
9. He thinks about what he's going to wear
10. Is still a virgin
11. He will worry about what he wears to certain events
12. He is extremely sexist towards the female gender. Hence he prefers the male gender. --- Suzie
13. He has a sense of humour very few people understand.
14. He writes from the female prespective an awful lot
15. He wears a pink bra most days. Okay I made that up. --- Suzie
16. He has cheekbones :) tehe --- Suzie
17. He likes Americanised Childrens Cartoons
18. He recongised who Strawberry Shortcake is.
19. He's trying to find as many reasons as possible that he can be gay
20. Doesn't mind going clothes shopping with females
21. He doesn't like the fact that I have a girlfriend. And I'm a guy with long hair.
22. He said, as loudly as possible, 'I WANT HIM!' in a computing lesson
23. He wants to dress up as Hermione Granger in order to impress Alex.... kinky...(edit: (alex) ewww....)
24. He has a girlie voice and laugh
25. He caresses his iPod in an overly sexually way...maybe he's a technophile...
26. He sews
27. He mentions the Gay List a LOT
28. He is in the process of making his own clothes.
29. He has defended Cross Dressing before
30. Quote: "If he doesn't have breasts, I'm not interested."
31. He once had purple hair.
32. Quote(ish): "Alex, Ben said that I reminded him of you, so I have to ask... when did you have your last period? Never? SHIT! OUR MENSTUARATION CYCLES HAVE BEEN SYNCED!"
33. He doesn't have a clue how to flirt with the female gender
34. He listens to music Popular with the Gay/Bi Crowd.
35. He fancied Brian Molko when he was younger, and thought that he (Brian, that is) was a girl.
36. Three words. Tori Amos Fan.
37. "Maybe I should become gay. Then my lack of sex budddies can be down to socicity being against my sexualtly."
38. Mana makes his private bits go all tingly, acording to Amanda.
39. He cries at Grave of the Fireflies
40. He loves the cock
41. He has NEVER been in hospital from an injury caused by doing something completly stupid, but fun. what a boring life. -- hahnchen.
42. He is not ashamed to admit that the only time he went to hosptial was due to his circimsision at the age of four.
43. has never fired a gun. or a bow. or an air rifle. or anything remotly dangerous - Hahnchen (though he has handled AIRSOFT ¬¬ and PAINTBALL :D)
44. in reference to above paintball point - Luke Simmons cant shoot for shit. - Hahnchen
45. Luke Simmons shoots like an american, i.e. Friendly Fire. - Hahnchen
46. he asks girls to dress up as Mr motovator while teaching him exercise classes, Ha - Chloe
47. He keeps grabbing Tom's man boobs/arse/cock
48. Has in fact kissed Tom, and expresses disapointment at the lack of tounge
49. Has made it his year ambition to turn Tom gay.
50. And his life amibition to do the same to Alex
51. Has dressed up as 'Zombie Girl Lucy' for Halloween
52. Has defended Dumbledore's sexualitly
53. Went around Castle Park wearing only a shirt and Anna's underwear.

[edit] Quotes said to him about him by Kim that he found amusing

1. god.. you have turned into a right little barbie doll

[edit] Quotes said to him about him by Matt that he found amusing

1. Yeah but your mostly a guy
2. Yeah, but the problem is that the only people that read your blog are your friends, and their not the average person
3. typical, you think of feelings and it comes out as sexual

[edit] Quotes said to him about him by CALLUM that he found amusing

1. Lukes just one big in-joke that only he gets (while describing to a person yet to have met Luke)
2. Your opinions void, you like men

[edit] Things said by him that sound really wrong out of Context

1. Yeah, I know. I suck orally (On my debating Skills)
2. Matt, suck it