User:Littleghostboo/Story

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[edit] The Never Ending Story

Hello! Welcome to the Never Ending Story Page. Well, as you can see from the title, you are required to write at least a paragraph to continue what other Users or IP addresses have wrote so far.

Rules:

• DO NOT end the story. Whoever caught attempting to end the story will get a warning on his/her talk page.

• When you finish your paragraph, sign off with your name, then record your name at the bottom of the page. If your name is already in The List of Legendary Storytellers, please do not add it again. However, I hope you will not add to the story more than 5 times for others to have chances.

• You may only edit grammatical/spelling errors in a paragraph that is not yours. Do not add words unless necessary. If the plot is changed, then you will receive a warning too.

• You may add links to the story.

Here, I will start the story:

One day, a Wikipediholic was walking home, when he heard a...

...sound that could only be described as a cross between a flailing colander and an angry Bea Arthur coughing. He didn't think much of it; it was probably just... -- MusicMaker5376

...a dying cat. He considered helping the cat, but... Greeves ^{(talk • contribs)} 15:22, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

... unfortunately, he couldn't because, obviously, he was supposed to be editing Wikipedia, and he could already envisage the condition of Wikipedia on his personal computer now. Suddenly, ... Acs4b ^{T C U} 07:48, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

... he realized had stumbled upon the injured animal. He picked it up in his backpack and ran home to get to the Cats article. How could he help the cat in time without getting off Wikipedia for more than 5 minutes? Yes, the answer was...--Kkrouni/Ккроуни/ΚκρΩυνι 00:38, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

..that the dentist's could help it. But it was one mile away! If he ran that far it would be dead meat! So he decided to...Metalflame 12:55, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

...temporarily collapse spacetime to create a wormhole to get him there quicker. He got out a piece of paper and divided by zero, only to realize that he had accidentally traveled back in time to the year... Miggyb 05:26, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

... 20000 BC! Blinking in search of the dentist still, the Wikipediholic spotted a caveman! He screamed "Wikipedia!" and the caveman stared at him in...Ready4Victory 07:29, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

...awe. Using caveman language, he wondered, "How could this man here know about something like Wikipedia?" He started shaking the Wikipediholic, trying to tell the latter to bring Wikipedia to him. The Wikipediholic, confused by the caveman... --Littleghostboo 12:19, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

...consulted his pocket Wikipedia Version 1.0, which he had had the forethought to have previously travelled to 2009 to pick up a copy. However, the stress of inter-chronological travel had reduced his once proud wikicopy to a quivering pile of patent nonsense. The article on cavemen had been renamed to Cavemen on Wheels!!! Woe, WOE was the Wikipedian! He was certain that all was lost, that Jimbo himself couldn't save him, when suddenly, and without warning.... —  MusicMaker5376 17:38, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

...a Robot appeared through a Wormhole and started editing the caveman with a...--Sunny910910 ^{(talk|Contributions)Neither will alone, nor strength alone} 22:18, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

...all the information it had. It said, 'It is my job to update.' Suddenly, it self-destructed, and like in the Matrix, it warped and took control of another Bot. The Wikipedian stared in disbelief. Then he spun around. He realised the cat was gone! He was stuck in time! He said,'.....Metalflame 14:22, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

...'What the heck I'll do now?' He walked alone in the timeless area and cried like his wife after she has watched Titanic. Then he heard Jimbo's voice in his head. The voice was bit silent, but he could understand what he said. Jimbo said,"... --junafani 17:44, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

...When in doubt, use {{helpme}}." The wikipedian traced {{helpme}} in the air in front of himt. Suddenly there appeared a/an... --EinsteiNewton 23:59, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

...article. Then the article sucked the Wikipedian into it, and now he looked around... Words! Pictures! I'm...I'm...IN A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE? Now what, he thought. Just then,... Littleghostboo[ talk ]

...A troll walked by and began to... Prophet0014 (talk) 18:43, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

...start an editwar. Now the wikiholic was stuck between the crossfire of reverts, until an admin protected the page. The wikiholic was now safe, until he realized that he couldn't move because he wasn't an admin...--Sunny910910 ^{(talk|Contributions|Guest)} 01:20, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

...so the wikiholic became ill and fainted in the hospital. He woke up 10 days later and said, "Get me to Wikipedia." So he logged on only to see his account was blocked. So, he created some sockpuppet accounts and... ComputerGuy890100^Talk_Polls 00:45, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

... ...got himself a message on his talk page, and was blocked permanently for some war he hadn't started! 'So remotely amusing,'he thought. He wrote the vandal's name on a piece of paper and fed it to the 'ban' shredder,a tool he invented to alert the admins. 'Go back to Troll Country where you belong, not in Wikipedia,'he thought....He waited and waited for an appeal to be processed...Metalflame (talk) 12:23, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

...when it didn't come for nine days he decided to go to the cinema to see The Simpsons Movie and when someone took out a phone and started talking loudly he... J.Harkness 4:43, 18th April 2008 (UTC)

...stole their phone to make another sock puppet account and checked the user's talk page who had actually started the edit war only to find... Pooh Bear! Pooh Bear got the Wikiholic all sticky with honey and stuck metal to his hands, so he couldn't edit anymore.

Luckily, one of his open Hunny jars was actually full of an industrial solvent. He quickly dipped his arms into the jar... The honey melted away in seconds, along with three layers of his skin. But all was well... After a bit of bandaging, he could finally edit again! -Juansmith (talk) 09:41, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

...except for the fact that he was blocked...--Sunny910910 ^{(talk|Contributions|Guest)} 01:52, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

...by an insane WikiUncyclopedian hybrid obsessed with Domo-kun...--Editor510 (talk) 14:02, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

..., who lived in a yellow submarine......... Dendodge .. Talk^Help 21:10, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

...and enjoyed cheese on an almost-sexual level. It didn't really matter, as he no longer had any idea where (or when) he was and was beginning to feel like his entire life was just some sort of strange, collaboratively-written mish-mash of hackneyed plots and gags. He was about to ask a nurse to plunge a syringe full of cyanide into his heart, when.... — MusicMaker5376

...Jimbo appeared in the clouds telling him that his purpose in life was more than just committing suicide with a hypodermic syringe full of cyanide. Eventually Wales convinced him not to kill himself after all and he found his way home. He then turned on his PS3 to play Grand Theft Auto IV but realised it was incredibly asanine and lit the playstation aflame. Just then, Saddam Hussein burst in and... Mizu onna sango15/水女珊瑚15 00:08, 6 June 2008 (UTC)

...ran towards the computer, which the WikiUncyclopedian had helpfully left on and proceeded to vandalise Wikipedia via his sockpuppet...Insæno (talk) 11:23, 6 June 2008 (UTC)

...Of course, then he saw a potato logo! Crud! He was helping Uncyclopedia, not vandalising Wikipedia. So he ate some of Pooh's earwax-flavoured honey and passed out to wake up at a/n...--Editor510 (talk) 19:15, 7 June 2008 (UTC)