List of Video on Trial episodes

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This is an episode guide for the MuchMusic TV series Video on Trial, containing an episode list as well as a list of verdicts.

Contents

[edit] Episodes

This list is arranged in the order in which the episodes were broadcast, and does not include spin-off "specials" (such as Stars on Trial.)

[edit] Season 1: 2005 - 2006

Episode Jurors Accused Original airdate
101
  • Ron Josol
  • Alex Kane
  • George Logan
  • Nikki Payne
  • Sean Michael Turrell
  1. Ass Like That - Eminem
  2. Do Somethin' - Britney Spears
  3. 99 Problems - Jay-Z
  4. Beverly Hills - Weezer
  5. Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
August 15, 2005
102
  • Jully Black
  • Trevor Boris
  • Alan Park
  • Harris Rosen
  • Anna Von Frances
  1. These Boots Are Made For Walkin' - Jessica Simpson
  2. Candy Shop - 50 Cent
  3. Get Right - Jennifer Lopez
  4. Lose Control - Missy Elliott featuring Ciara and Fatman Scoop
  5. I Just Wanna Live - Good Charlotte
August 22, 2005
103
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Ron Josol
  • David Lembke
  • Tim McAuliffe
  • Ron Sparks
  1. Milkshake - Kelis
  2. Let's Go - Shawn Desman
  3. I Miss You - blink-182
  4. Splash Waterfalls - Ludacris
  5. We Belong Together - Mariah Carey
August 29, 2005
104
  • Jan Caruana
  • Tamla-Mai Deleon
  • Quinn Martin
  • Chris Murphy
  • Fraser Young
  1. Caught Up - Usher
  2. Shut Up! - Simple Plan
  3. Call on Me - Eric Prydz
September 5, 2005
105
  • John Catucci
  • Jason Harrow
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • David Kerr
  • Anna Von Frances
  1. Dirrty - Christina Aguilera featuring Redman
  2. Jesus Walks - Kanye West
  3. Our Lips Are Sealed - Hillary Duff and Haylie Duff
  4. Oh - Ciara
  5. Behind Blue Eyes - Limp Bizkit
September 12, 2005
106
  • Trevor Boris
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Jemeni
  • David Messiano
  • Bif Naked
  1. Since U Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson
  2. Hot in Herre - Nelly
  3. Don't Cha - Pussycat Dolls
  4. Wait (The Whisper Song) - Ying Yang Twins
  5. Gangsters and Thugs - The Transplants
September 26, 2005
107
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • Dr. Jay
  • David Kerr
  • George Petit
  • Ron Sparks
  1. Just Want You To Know - Backstreet Boys
  2. Toxic - Britney Spears
  3. Over - Lindsay Lohan
  4. Got Some Teeth - Obie Trice
  5. Fall to Pieces - Velvet Revolver
October 2, 2005
108
  • Tamla-Mai Deleon
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Ron Josol
  • Wade MacNeil
  • Fraser Young
  1. Don't Phunk With My Heart - The Black Eyed Peas
  2. Be Easy - Massari
  3. What You Waiting For - Gwen Stefani
  4. All These Things That I've Done - The Killers
  5. Complicated - Avril Lavigne
October 9, 2005
109
  • Jully Black
  • Craig Lauzon
  • Quinn Martin
  • Jason Rouse
  • Anna Von Frances
  1. Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo - Bloodhound Gang
  2. Shake It Off - Mariah Carey
  3. Wake Up - Hilary Duff
  4. We Be Burnin - Sean Paul
  5. Sugar, We're Going Down - Fall Out Boy
October 16, 2005
110
  • Trevor Boris
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • Jesse Keeler
  • David Kerr
  • David Lembke
October 30, 2005
111
  • Dave Derewlany
  • Esthero
  • Jemeni
  • Alan Park
  • Ron Sparks
  1. My Prerogative - Britney Spears
  2. P.I.M.P - 50 Cent featuring Snoop Dogg
  3. Like You - Bow Wow featuring Ciara
  4. The Reason - Hoobastank
  5. Truth - Seether
November 6, 2005
112
  • Adam Brodie
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Jared 'Evil' Hasselhoff
  • Jimmy Pop
  • Anna Von Frances
  • Fraser Young
  1. Just Lose It - Eminem
  2. Tilt Ya Head Back - Nelly featuring Christina Aguilera
  3. Everybody's Fool - Evanescense
  4. Roses - Outkast
  5. Just Like a Pill - Pink
November 13, 2005
113
  • Tamla-Mai Deleon
  • Bobby D. Freeman
  • Ron Josol
  • Perry Perlmutar
  • Ron Sparks
November 20, 2005
114
  • Trevor Boris
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • Greig Nori
  • Darrin Rows
  • DJ Trixx
  1. Luxurious - Gwen Stefani
  2. The Way You Move - Outkast
  3. Cry Me a River - Justin Timberlake
  4. Stacy's Mom - Fountains of Wayne
  5. Doesn't Remind Me - Audioslave
November 27, 2005
115
  • Trevor Boris
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Dr. Jay
  • David Kerr
  • Kardinall Offishall
  1. Confessions of a Broken Heart - Lindsay Lohan
  2. Jesus of Suburbia - Green Day
December 4, 2005
116
  • Matt Billon
  • Darren Frost
  • Chris Jericho
  • Ron Josol
  • Anna Von Frances
  1. Bye, Bye, Bye - *NSYNC
December 25, 2005
117
  • Bless
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • Nikki Payne
  • Darrin Rows
  • DJ Trixx
  1. Everytime - Britney Spears
  2. The New Workout Plan - Kanye West
  3. Perfect Situation - Weezer
  4. Twisted Transistor - Korn
  5. Don't Bother - Shakira
December 25, 2005
118
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Esthero
  • Aaron Merke
  • Anna Von Frances
  • Fraser Young
  1. With You - Jessica Simpson
  2. One Way Ticket - The Darkness
  3. Window Shopper - 50 Cent
  4. Hero - Enrique Iglesias
  5. All That I've Got - The Used
January 15, 2006
119
  • Tamla-Mai Deleon
  • Greig Nori
  • Perry Perlmutar
  • Jennifer Robertson
  • Mike Sheer
  1. Me Against The Music - Britney Spears featuring Madonna
  2. L.O.V.E. - Ashlee Simpson
  3. Mr. Brightside - The Killers
  4. When I'm Gone - Eminem
  5. Burn - Usher
January 22, 2006
120
  • Trevor Boris
  • Andrew Bush
  • Jemeni
  • David Kerr
  • Barry Taylor
  1. It's My Life - No Doubt
  2. Can't Stop - Red Hot Chili Peppers
  3. Teachers Suck - Tom Green
  4. She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5
  5. 21 Questions - 50 Cent
January 29, 2006
121
  • Ron Josol
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Dan Lavoiee
  • Aaron Merke
  • David Lembke
  1. Heard 'Em Say - Kanye West featuring Adam Levine
  2. Resolve - Foo Fighters
  3. Where's Your Head At? - Basement Jaxx
  4. Papa Don't Preach - Kelly Osbourne
  5. Ch-Check It Out - Beastie Boys
February 5, 2006
122
  • Trevor Boris
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • David Kerr
  • Jennifer Robertson
  • DJ Trixx
  1. Beautiful Soul - Jesse McCartney
  2. Over - Lindsay Lohan
  3. My Band - D12
  4. Batter Up - Nelly
  5. Denial Twist - The White Stripes
February 19, 2006
123
  • Matt Billon
  • Trevor Boris
  • Jemeni
  • Katherine Ryan
  • Sugar Sammy
  1. Just a Lil Bit - 50 Cent
  2. Feeling This - Blink 182
  3. Juice Box - The Strokes
  4. Don't Forget About Us - Mariah Carey
  5. Get Back - Ludacris
February 26, 2006
124
  • Lucy Decoutere
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Andrew Evans
  • Alex Nussbaum
  • Fraser Young
  1. Lucky - Britney Spears
  2. Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day
  3. Laffy Taffy - D4L
  4. Scars - Papa Roach
  5. We Are All Made of Stars - Moby
March 5, 2006
125
  • Coco LeCreme
  • Aaron Merke
  • Perry Perlmutar
  • Darrin Rows
  • Todd Shapiro
  1. I Drive Myself Crazy - *NSYNC
  2. Pump It - Black Eyed Peas
  3. Hella Good - No Doubt
  4. Yo (Excuse Me Miss) - Chris Brown
  5. Bat Country - Avenged Sevenfold
March 12, 2006
126
  • Andrew Bush
  • David Kerr
  • Coco LeCreme
  • Alex Nussbaum
  • Barry Taylor
  1. Stupid Girls - Pink
  2. It's Gonna Be Me - *NSYNC
  3. Touch the Sky - Kanye West
  4. Stan - Eminem featuring Dido
  5. Dirty Little Secret - All-American Rejects
March 27, 2006
127
  • Nicole Arbour
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Steven Shehori
  • Ron Sparks
  • DJ Trixx
  1. Sorry - Madonna
  2. Everlong - Foo Fighters
  3. Signs - Snoop Dogg featuring Justin Timberlake
  4. Trouble - Pink
  5. Touch It - Busta Rhymes
April 10, 2006
128
  • Jully Black
  • Claire Brosseau
  • Eddie Della Siepe
  • Ennis Esmer
  • Ron Sparks
  1. A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me - Fall Out Boy
  2. She Hates Me - Puddle of Mudd
  3. I Know You Don't Love Me - Tony Yayo Featuring G-Unit
  4. Ex-Girlfriend - No Doubt
  5. When The Sun Goes Down - Arctic Monkeys
April 24, 2006
129
  • Trevor Boris
  • Roddy Colmer
  • Tamla-Mai Deleon
  • Katherine Ryan
  • Todd Shapiro
  1. Walk Away - Kelly Clarkson
  2. Grillz - Nelly
  3. So Yesterday - Hillary Duff
  4. Go With The Flow - Queens of the Stone Age
  5. I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At The Disco
April 30, 2006
130
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Dan Lavoie
  • Jeff McEnery
  • Aaron Merke
  • Will Weldon
  1. Beep - Pussycat Dolls featuring will.i.am
  2. Pass That Dutch - Missy Elliott
  3. Is It Just Me? - The Darkness
  4. My Sacrifice - Creed
  5. Number One Spot - Ludacris
May 7, 2006
131
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • Ron Josol
  • Alex Nussbaum
  • Jennifer Robertson
  • Darrin Rows
  1. Gimme That - Chris Brown
  2. Dani California - Red Hot Chili Peppers
  3. Because I Got High - Afroman
  4. The Hardest Part - Coldplay
May 21, 2006
132
  • Matt Alden
  • Robin Black
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Jason Rouse
  • Anna Von Frances
  1. What's Left of Me - Nick Lachey
  2. Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm
  3. Say Somethin' - Mariah Carey featuring Snoop Dogg
  4. It Wasn't Me - Shaggy
  5. Ms. New Booty - Bubba Sparxxx
June 25, 2006
133
  • Matt Billon
  • Dini Dimakos
  • Jemeni
  • David Kerr
  • Chris Ritchie
  1. Ghost of You - My Chemical Romance
  2. Unwritten - Natasha Bedingfield
  3. Slow Jamz - Twista
  4. Learn to Fly - Foo Fighters
  5. When You're Mad - Ne-Yo
July 2, 2006
134
  • Trevor Boris
  • Laurie Elliott
  • Andrew Evans
  • Alex Nussbaum
  • Fraser Young
  1. Who Knew - Pink
  2. The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song - The Flaming Lips
  3. Behind These Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson
  4. Ridin' - Chamillionaire
  5. Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
July 9, 2006
135
  • Nicole Arbour
  • Roddy Colmer
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • Chris Jericho
  • Ali Rizvi
  1. Hips Don't Lie - Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean
  2. Freak On A Leash - Korn
  3. I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper) - T-Pain
  4. Tribute - Tenacious D
  5. Talk - Coldplay
July 16, 2006
136
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Mark Forward
  • Nile Seguin
  • Ron Sparks
  • Manolis Zontanos
  1. Bossy - Kelis featuring Too Short
  2. Walk Away - Franz Ferdinand
  3. But It's Better If You Do - Panic! At The Disco
July 23, 2006
137
  • Dini Dimakos
  • Ron Josol
  • Perry Perlmutar
  • Todd Shapiro
  • Anna Von Frances
  1. Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguilera
  2. I Love My Chick - Busta Rhymes featuring Kelis
  3. Girl's Not Grey - AFI
  4. S Club Party - S Club 7
  5. The Kill - 30 Seconds to Mars
August 6, 2006

[edit] Season 2: 2006 - 2007

Episode Jurors Accused Original airdate
201
Totally '80s Video on Trial
  • Trevor Boris
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • David Kerr
  • Anna Von Frances
  1. Girls Just Want to Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
  2. Careless Whisper - Wham!
  3. Papa Don't Preach - Madonna
  4. Hot for Teacher - Van Halen
  5. Thriller - Michael Jackson
August 27, 2006
202
  • Robin Black
  • Kristen Gallagher
  • Jemeni
  • Darrin Rows
  • Fraser Young
  1. A Public Affair - Jessica Simpson
  2. Like I Love You - Justin Timberlake
  3. London Bridge - Fergie
  4. I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
  5. Bring It (Snakes on a Plane) - Cobra Starship
September 3, 2006
203
  • Nicole Arbour
  • Trevor Boris
  • Dini Dimakos
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • Jesse Jane
  1. SexyBack - Justin Timberlake
  2. Morris Brown - Outkast
  3. Steady, As She Goes - The Raconteurs
  4. Ghetto Story: Chapter 2 - Cham
  5. Grown And Sexy - Chamillionaire
September 10, 2006
204
  • Carol Cunningham
  • Laurie Elliott
  • David Kerr
  • Martin O'Brien
  • Fraser Young
  1. U + Ur Hand - Pink
  2. Torn - LeToya
  3. When You Were Young - The Killers
  4. Addicted - Enrique Iglesias
  5. Fighter - Christina Aguilera
September 17, 2006
205
  • Nicole Arbour
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Andrew Johnston
  • Hugh Phukovsky
  • Ron Sparks
  1. Ring the Alarm - Beyonce
  2. Joker And The Thief - Wolfmother
  3. Too Little Too Late - Jojo
  4. Shake Your Money Maker - Ludacris featuring Pharrell
  5. The Rockafeller Skank - Fatboy Slim
September 24, 2006
206
Totally '80s Video on Trial
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • David Kerr
  • Nikki Payne
  • Anna Von Frances
  • Fraser Young
  1. Take on Me - a-ha
  2. Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler
  3. The Wild Boys - Duran Duran
  4. We're Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister
  5. Do You Really Want to Hurt Me - Culture Club
October 15, 2006
207
  • Measha Brueggergosman
  • Adam Cawley
  • Dini Dimakos
  • Darrin Rows
  • Todd Shapiro
  1. Call Me When You're Sober - Evanescense
  2. I Believe in a Thing Called Love - The Darkness
  3. Say Goodbye - Chris Brown
  4. Come to Me - Diddy
  5. Trapped in the Closet Pt.1 - R. Kelly
October 22, 2006
208
  • Sean Cullen as "Ron Sparks" stand-in
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Laurie Elliott
  • Ron Sparks
  • Barry Taylor
  • Pete Zedlacher
  1. Gone Daddy Gone - Gnarls Barkley
  2. Lips of an Angel - Hinder
  3. Smack That - Akon
  4. White and Nerdy - Weird Al Yankovic
  5. Original Fire - Audioslave
October 29, 2006
209
  • Trevor Boris
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • Sandy Medeiros
  • Boomer Phillips
  • Will Weldon
  1. Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
  2. Nothing in this World - Paris Hilton
  3. Chain Hang Low - Jibbs
  4. St. Anger - Metallica
  5. Here (In Your Arms) - Hellogoodbye
November 5, 2006
210
  • Nick Beaton
  • Jemeni
  • David Kerr
  • Katherine Ryan
  • Weird Al Yankovic
  1. Miss Murder - AFI
  2. Stunt 101 - G-Unit
  3. Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Panic! at the Disco
  4. No One Knows - Queens of the Stone Age
  5. Long Way to Go - Cassie
November 12, 2006
211
  • Nicole Arbour
  • Trevor Boris
  • Dini Dimakos
  • Lachlan Patterson
  • Nikki Payne
  1. Fergalicious - Fergie
  2. When Your Heart Stops Beating - +44
  3. My Love - Justin Timberlake
  4. So Excited - Janet Jackson
  5. Miami - Will Smith
November 26, 2006
212
  • Andre Arruda
  • Dini Dimakos
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • Alex Nussbaum
  • Ron Sparks
  1. Hurt - Christina Aguilera
  2. Love Me or Hate Me - Lady Sovereign
  3. Bones - The Killers
  4. Thong Song - Sisqo
  5. Shortie Like Mine - Bow Wow featuring Chris Brown
December 17, 2006
213
Video on Trial: '80s Superstars
  • Marty Adams
  • Trevor Boris
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • David Kerr
  1. Like A Virgin - Madonna
  2. I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me) - Whitney Houston
  3. Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
  4. California Girls - David Lee Roth
  5. You Got It (The Right Stuff) - New Kids on the Block
December 24, 2006
214
Video on Trial: Holiday Crap
  • Nicole Arbour
  • Trevor Boris
  • Dini Dimakos
  • Boomer Phillips
  • Ron Sparks
  1. 8 Days of Christmas - Destiny's Child
  2. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays -'N Sync
  3. Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto - Snoop Dogg
  4. This Gift - 98 Degrees
  5. All I Want for Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey
December 24, 2006
215
Video on Trial: Centerfold Edition
  • Trevor Boris
  • Carol Cunningham
  • Amy Lynn Grover
  • Lisa Anne Houser
  • Boomer Phillips
  1. Wait a Minute - The Pussy Cat Dolls featuring Timbaland
  2. Lady Marmalade - Christina Aguilera, Pink, Lil' Kim & Mýa
  3. Beverly Hills - Weezer
  4. About Us - Brooke Hogan
  5. Candy Shop - 50 Cent
December 31, 2006
216
  • Rebbeca Addelman
  • Sean Gehon
  • Jemeni
  • Jason Rouse
  • Katherine Ryan
  1. Wind it Up - Gwen Stefani
  2. Hate Me - Blue October
  3. You Don't Know - Eminem
  4. Barbie Girl - Aqua
  5. Irreplaceable - Beyonce
January 21, 2007
217
Totally '80s Video on Trial
  • Marty Adams
  • Dini Dimakos
  • Laurie Elliott
  • Boomer Phillips
  • Eddie Della Siepe
  1. How Will I Know - Whitney Houston
  2. Beat It - Michael Jackson
  3. Karma Chameleon - Culture Club
  4. Smokin' In The Boys Room - Motley Crüe
  5. White Wedding - Billy Idol
January 28, 2007
218
  • Nicole Arbour
  • Laurie Elliott
  • Andrew Johnston
  • John Ki
  • Darrin Rows
  1. Lose Control - KFed
  2. Oops!… I Did It Again - Britney Spears
  3. The Sweet Escape - Gwen Stefani
  4. From Yesterday - 30 Seconds to Mars
  5. Temperature - Sean Paul
February 4, 2007
219
Totally '80s Video on Trial
  • Ward Anderson
  • Trevor Boris
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Holly Prazoff
  • Ron Sparks
  1. Cold Hearted - Paula Abdul
  2. Bust A Move - Young MC
  3. She Bop - Cindy Lauper
  4. Girl You Know It's True - Milli Vanilli
  5. Parents Just Don't Understand - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
March 4, 2007
220
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • Nikki Payne
  • Boomer Phillips
  • Jeffree Star
  • Fraser Young
  1. Read My Mind - The Killers
  2. Lithium - Evanescence
  3. Hip Hop is Dead - Nas
  4. MMMBop - Hanson
  5. The River - Good Charlotte
March 11, 2007
221
  • Dini Dimakos
  • Laurie Elliot
  • Boomer Phillips
  • Eddie Della Siepe
  • Darrin Rows
  1. It's Not Over - Daughtry
  2. Jenny From The Block - Jennifer Lopez
  3. Church of Hot Addiction - Cobra Starship
  4. How To Touch A Girl - Jojo
  5. American Badass - Kid Rock
March 18, 2007
222
  • Trevor Boris
  • Dini Dimakos
  • Dan Galea
  • Jemeni
  • Fraser Young
  1. This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race - Fall Out Boy
  2. With Love - Hilary Duff
  3. What Goes Around...Comes Around - Justin Timberlake
  4. Throw Some D's - Rich Boy
  5. Dashboard - Modest Mouse
223
  • Nicole Arbour
  • Trevor Boris
  • Sandy Chen
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Cedric Newman
  1. Glamourous - Fergie featuring Ludacris
  2. Naked Sun - …And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
  3. She Bangs - Ricky Martin
  4. Wouldn't Get Far - The Game featuring Kanye West
  5. Beautiful Liar - Beyoncé featuring Shakira
224
  • Brad Cowan
  • Dini Dimakos
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • Ron Sparks
  • Eric Toth
  1. Smile - Lily Allen
  2. Better Than Me - Hinder
  3. Candyman - Christina Aguilera
  4. Outta My System - Bow Wow
  5. Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot
225
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Perez Hilton
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • Boomer Phillips
  • Darrin Rows
  1. Rumors - Lindsay Lohan
  2. Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy
  3. Don't Matter - Akon
  4. Hump de Bump - Red Hot Chili Peppers
  5. Doe Boy Fresh - Three 6 Mafia
June 3, 2007
226
  • Tamla-Mai Deleon
  • Andrew Johnston
  • Katherine Ryan
  • Kristeen von Hagen
  • Fraser Young
  1. This Is Why I'm Hot - MIMS
  2. Like This - Kelly Rowland
  3. Triple Trouble - Beastie Boys
  4. Grace Kelly - Mika
  5. Sexx Laws - Beck
June 10, 2007
227
Video On Trial: So '90s Edition
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Dini Dimakos
  • Jemeni
  • Boomer Phillips
  • Todd Shapiro
  1. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
  2. California Love - 2pac featuring Dr. Dre
  3. Wannabe - Spice Girls
  4. Basket Case - Green Day
  5. I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
June 17, 2007
228
  • Rebbeca Addelman
  • Trevor Boris as "VOT guru" and "emo cry baby"
  • Brad Cowan
  • Nikki Payne
  • Darrin Rows
  • DJ Trixx
  1. Anonymous - Bobby Valentino
  2. Cupid's Chokehold - Gym Class Heroes
  3. Tainted Love - Marilyn Manson
  4. I Don't Love You - My Chemical Romance
  5. Upgrade U - Beyoncé
June 24, 2007
229
Totally '80s Video on Trial
  • Trevor Boris
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Anna Von Frances
  • Ron Sparks
  • DJ Trixx
  1. Walk Like An Egyptian - The Bangles
  2. Tainted Love - Soft Cell
  3. All Night Long - Lionel Richie
  4. I Think We're Alone Now - Tiffany
  5. Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Jr.
July 8, 2007
230
Totally '80s Video on Trial
  • Rebbeca Addelman
  • Dana Alexander
  • Anna Von Frances
  • David Kerr
  • Boomer Phillips
  1. Fight For Your Right To Party - Beastie Boys
  2. Physical - Olivia Newton-John
  3. Kiss - Prince
  4. Whip It - Devo
  5. Welcome To The Jungle - Guns N' Roses
July 15, 2007

[edit] Season 3: 2007 - 2008

Episode Jurors Accused Original airdate
301
  • Nicole Arbour
  • Trevor Boris
  • Sara Hennessey
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • Ron Sparks
  1. The Take Over, The Break's Over - Fall Out Boy
  2. Same Girl - R. Kelly featuring Usher
  3. Clothes Off - Gym Class Heroes
  4. Survivor - Destiny's Child
  5. Sick, Sick, Sick - Queens Of The Stone Age
August 12, 2007
302
  • Nicole Arbour
  • Trevor Boris
  • Jemeni
  • Darrin Rows
  • Ron Sparks
  1. Alfie - Lily Allen
  2. The Bird and The Worm - The Used
  3. We Takin' Over - DJ Khaled
  4. Never Again - Kelly Clarkson
  5. Hip Hop Hooray - Naughty by Nature
August 19, 2007
303
  • Dini Damakos
  • Laurie Elliott
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • Russell Peters
  • Darrin Rows
  1. Do You Know? (The Ping Pong Song) - Enrique Iglesias
  2. Pretty Handsome Awkward - The Used
  3. Lip Gloss - Lil' Mama
  4. For Reasons Unknown - The Killers
  5. You Make Me Sick - Pink
August 26, 2007
304
  • Marty Adams
  • Trevor Boris
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Sara Hennessey
  • Eddie Della Siepe
  1. Beautiful Girls - Sean Kingston
  2. The Dope Show - Marilyn Manson
  3. I Get Money - 50 Cent
  4. She Builds Quick Machines - Velvet Revolver
  5. Wall To Wall - Chris Brown
September 8, 2007
305
  • Marty Adams
  • Trevor Boris
  • Dini Dimakos
  • Holly Prazoff
  • DJ Trixx
  1. Stranger - Hilary Duff
  2. It's Goin' Down - Yung Joc
  3. Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie
  4. Party Like a Rockstar - Shop Boyz
  5. Icky Thump - White Stripes
September 30, 2007
306
Video On Trial: Totally Naked Edition
  • Carol Cunningham
  • Dave Merheje
  • Boomer Phillips
  • Sarah Robson
  • Katherine Ryan
  1. Whatever U Like - Nicole Scherzinger
  2. Lapdance - N.E.R.D.
  3. What's My Age Again? - Blink-182
  4. Get Naked - Methods of Mayhem
  5. The Middle - Jimmy Eat World
October 14, 2007
307
  • Ward Anderson
  • Laurie Elliott
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • Boomer Phillips
  • Ron Sparks
  1. Now That You Got It - Gwen Stefani
  2. Misery Business - Paramore
  3. Rock Star - Nickelback
  4. Driving Me Wild - Common featuring Lily Allen
  5. Crank That - Soulja Boy
November 5, 2007
308
  • Trevor Boris
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Dini Dimakos
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • Norm Sousa
  1. Do It Well - Jennifer Lopez
  2. Hip Hop Police - Chamillionaire
  3. I Got It From My Mama - Will.I.Am
  4. Empty Walls - Serj Tankian
  5. Mono - Courtney Love
November 11, 2007
309
  • Marty Adams
  • Eddie Delle Siepe
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Trevor Boris
  • Dini Dimakos
  1. Clumsy - Fergie
  2. Shawty Is A Ten - The-Dream featuring Fabolous
  3. Pull Shapes - The Pipettes
  4. Hurt - T.I. featuring Busta Rhymes and Alfamega
  5. She's So Sorry - Hedley
November 18, 2007
310
Video On Trial: One Hit Wonders Edition
  • Trevor Boris
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Dini Dimakos
  • Laurie Elliott
  • Boomer Phillips
  1. Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men
  2. All The Things She Said - t.A.T.u.
  3. I Wanna Be Bad - Willa Ford
  4. What Is Love - Haddaway
  5. Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
December 16, 2007
311
Video On Trial: Holiday Crap
  • Trevor Boris
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • Lavatch
  • Katherine Ryan
  • Ron Sparks
  1. Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow - Jessica Simpson
  2. All I Have - Jennifer Lopez
  3. Christmas Time - The Darkness
  4. Happy Christmas, War is Over - Street Drum Corps featuring Bert McCracken
  5. Don't Shoot Me Santa - The Killers
December 23, 2007
312
  • Dana Alexander
  • Trebor Boris as "Scene Stealer"
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Dan Galea
  • Andrew Johnston
  • Nikki Payne
  1. Wake Up Call - Maroon 5
  2. Tambourine - Eve
  3. LDN - Lily Allen
  4. Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
  5. Larger Than Life - Backstreet Boys
February 3, 2008
313
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Sara Hennessey
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • Boomer Phillips
  • Adamo Ruggiero
  1. Sensual Seduction - Snoop Dogg
  2. 3's & 7's - Queens of the Stone Age
  3. Stop - Spice Girls
  4. Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya) - Ashlee Simpson
  5. Me Love - Sean Kingston
February 10, 2008
314
  • Trevor Boris
  • Laurie Elliott
  • Nikki Payne
  • Josh Ramsay
  • Norm Sousa
  1. Piece of Me - Britney Spears
  2. Kiss Kiss - Chris Brown
  3. Shake Tramp - Marianas Trench
  4. Tick Tick Boom - The Hives
  5. Aaron's Party (Come Get It) - Aaron Carter
February 17, 2008
315
  • Trevor Boris
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Michael Lawrence
  • Boomer Phillips
  • Eddie Della Siepe
  1. Someday - Nickelback
  2. Feedback - Janet Jackson
  3. Conquest - The White Stripes
  4. Still Will - 50 Cent featuring Akon
  5. Long Road to Ruin - Foo Fighters
February 24, 2008
316
Totally Beachin' Video On Trial
  • Dini Dimakos
  • Laurie Elliott
  • Boomer Phillips
  • Jason Rouse
  • Ron Sparks
  1. Higher - Heidi Montag
  2. Thong Song - Sisqo
  3. All The Small Things - blink-182
  4. Genie In A Bottle - Christina Aguilera
  5. I'm Always Here - Jimi Jamison
March 9, 2008
317
Video On Trial: ♥ Barely Legal ♥
  • Trevor Boris
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • Matt O'Brien
  • Darrin Rows
  1. Rush - Aly & AJ
  2. Start All Over- Miley Cyrus
  3. What Time Is It? - High School Musical
  4. S.O.S. - Jonas Brothers
  5. Hold Me - Menudo
March 17, 2008
318
  • Marty Adams
  • Trevor Boris
  • Dini Dimakos
  • Sara Hennessey
  • David Kerr
  1. Ching-A-Ling - Missy Elliot
  2. Ready, Set, Go! - Tokio Hotel
  3. Pro Nails - Kid Sister featuring Kanye West
  4. Nine In The Afternoon - Panic At The Disco
  5. Shawty Get Loose - Lil' Mama featuring Chris Brown and T-Pain
March 23, 2008
319
  • Trevor Boris
  • Laura Landauer as Celine Dion
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • Tim Rabnett
  1. Break the Ice - Britney Spears
  2. Run - Gnarls Barkley
  3. The Way That I Love You - Ashanti
  4. Calabria 2008 - Enur featuring Natasja
  5. Big Girl - Mika
April 27, 2008
320
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Dini Dimakos
  • Andrew Johnston
  • Rebbeca Kohler
  • Boomer Phillips
  1. Scream - Timbaland featuring Keri Hilson and Nicole Scherzinger
  2. The City Is at War - Cobra Starship
  3. Dance Like There's No Tomorrow - Randy Jackson featuring Paula Abdul
  4. We Like To Party - Vengaboys
  5. Touch My Body - Mariah Carey
May 4, 2008
321
  • Dan Galea
  • Sabrina Jalees
  • Jemeni
  • Ron Sparks
  • Eddie Della Siepe
  1. Elevator - Flo Rida featuring Timbaland
  2. Time to Pretend - MGMT
  3. Stop and Stare - OneRepublic
  4. Yahhh! - Soulja Boy featuring Arab
  5. Everybody (Backstreet's Back) - Backstreet Boys
May 11, 2008
322
  • Debra DiGiovanni
  • Laurie Elliott
  • Jemeni
  • David Kerr
  • Rob Pue
  1. 4 Minutes - Madonna featuring Justin Timberlake
  2. Secret Crowds - Angels and Airwaves
  3. Double Dutch Bus - Raven-Symoné
  4. Won't Go Home Without You - Maroon 5
  5. Livin' La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin
May 18, 2008

[edit] Verdicts

The verdicts are only of a humorous nature and are not to be taken seriously. They are arranged alphabetically, by the artist's last name or known name, or the band/group's name.

Accused Video Verdict
+44 When Your Heart Stops Beating Sentenced to continue being bound and gagged by one cord.
2Pac feat. Dr. Dre California Love Sentenced to stop releasing albums because ghosts can't rap.
30 Seconds To Mars From Yesterday Sentenced to 30 years on Mars. Without their instruments.
30 Seconds To Mars The Kill Sentenced to watch every episode of "Full House" and wonder which Olsen twin is being used in each scene featuring Michelle Tanner.
50 Cent 21 Questions  ???
50 Cent Candy Shop Sentenced to "fiddy" whips by a video chicken. (Verdict #1) Sentenced to stop letting his penis direct his music videos. (Verdict #2)
50 Cent I Get Money Sentenced to get a G.E.D.
50 Cent feat. Snoop Dogg P. I. M. P. Sentenced to notify Snoop that he's less of a P. I. M. P. and more of a W. I. M. P.
50 Cent feat. Akon Still Will Sentenced to attend Killers Anonymous.
50 Cent Window Shopper  ???
98 Degrees This Gift Sentenced to stop making videos that are as predictable as a wrapped-up Toblerone.
Paula Abdul Cold Hearted Snake Sentenced to stop requesting a transfer to "Colombian Idol".
AFI Girl's Not Grey Sentenced to reveal that A. F. I. stands for "Audio For Idiots".
AFI Miss Murder Sentenced to stop giving their hand-me-downs to Jared Leto.
Afroman Because I Got High  ???
Christina Aguilera Ain't No Other Man Sentenced to let archaeologists "dig for face" beneath her thousands of layers of pancake make-up.
Christina Aguilera Can't Hold Us Down Sentenced to notify the local water filtration plant whenever she showers.
Christina Aguilera Candyman Sentenced to realize that there's a difference between going down with the ship and going down on the ship.
Christina Aguilera Dirrty Sentenced to take a warm bath in a hot vat of Purel.
Christina Aguilera Fighter Sentenced to save her career through re-skankification.
Christina Aguilera Genie In A Bottle Sentenced to get a DNA test proving that Aladdin is her baby's father.
Christina Aguilera Hurt Sentenced to bring her skanky back.
Christina Aguilera, Mya, Lil' Kim, & P!nk Lady Marmalade Sentenced to appear in the spin-off "Poor Use of Lingerie On Trial".
a-ha Take On Me Sentenced to hire a sketch artist to draw themselves a new career.
Akon Don't Matter Sentenced to change his name to Con or Ex-Con.
Akon feat. Eminem Smack That Sentenced to stop bogarting Eminem's talent.
Alien Ant Farm Smooth Criminal Sentenced to recognize that punk and comedy go together like Tara Reid and proportionate breasts.
The All-American Rejects Dirty Little Secret Sentenced to vanish from your iPod within the month.
Lily Allen Alfie Sentenced to move to Sesame Street.
Lily Allen LDN Sentenced to move to Winnipeg.
Lily Allen Smile Sentenced to get rid of her 18-gallon bucket of ice cream and her "Sex And The City" DVD box set.
Aly & AJ Rush Sentenced to prove they can play guitar, 'cause no one's buying it.
...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead Naked Sun Sentenced to add a few more unneeded words to their band name.
Angels and Airwaves Secret Crowds Sentenced to find their lost sense of humour.
Aqua Barbie Girl Sentenced to continue plans to release the "My Royalty Checks Keep On Getting Smaller" Barbie.
Arctic Monkeys When the Sun Goes Down  ???
Ashanti The Way That I Love You Senteced to start writing a love song to her new cellmate Luba.
Audioslave Doesn't Remind Me Sentenced to continue watching "Murder She Wrote" on the tour bus.
Audioslave Original Fire Sentenced to continue being ultimate band for men who sport mullets.
Avenged Sevenfold Bat Country Sentenced to an eternity listening to their frat-boy fans yell out "You dudes rule!" at concerts.
Backstreet Boys Everybody (Backstreet's Back) Sentenced to get Kevin back! This video is evidence that you're just not the same without him.
Backstreet Boys Just Want You To Know Sentenced to cease all attempts to increase their 15 minutes of fame.
Backstreet Boys Larger Than Life Sentenced to become quieter than silent.
Baha Men Who Let The Dogs Out Sentenced to pick up all the dog s*** they left at the beach.
The Bangles Walk Like An Egyptian Sentenced to shave their mullets and put on some makeup so people will actually think they're women.
Basement Jaxx Where's Your Head At? Sentenced to realize the "double X" in their name is as cool as a pair of uggs.
Beastie Boys Ch-Check It Out Sentenced to crimes against hair with Chad Kroeger.
Beastie Boys Fight For Your Right To Party Sentenced to fight for their right to be relevant again.
Beastie Boys Triple Trouble Sentenced to be eaten by the Loch Ness Monster.
Beck Sexx Laws Sentenced to only release videos on Halloween.
Natasha Bedingfield Unwritten Sentenced to leave her next album completely "unwritten."
Beyoncé feat. Shakira Beautiful Liar Sentenced to continue being the ultimate three-way.
Beyoncé Crazy in Love Sentenced to have her legs registered as loaded weapons.
Beyoncé Irreplaceable Sentenced to sign a massive pre-nup with Jay-Z.
Beyoncé Naughty Girl Sentenced to stop making guys want to cheat on their girlfriends.
Beyoncé Ring The Alarm Sentenced to stop threatening to "kick the court's ass".
Beyoncé Upgrade U Sentenced to release her follow-up single, "Supersize U".
Black Eyed Peas Don't Phunk With My Heart Sentenced to stop being so motherphunking terrible.
Black Eyed Peas My Humps Sentenced to death by label rejection.
Black Eyed Peas Pump It Sentenced to invent their own video game called "Grand Theft Talent".
blink-182 All The Small Things Sentenced to 4 hours of manscaping.
blink-182 Feeling This  ???
blink-182 First Date Sentenced to realize their fake mustaches make them look cool.
blink-182 I Miss You  ???
blink-182 What's My Age Again? Sentenced to get a set of birthday suits that don't induce vomiting.
Bloodhound Gang Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Sentenced to headline Jock Jams 17.
Blue October Hate Me Sentenced to realize that if "blue angel" means lighting a fart, then "Blue October" must mean micing a fart.
Bow Wow feat. Ciara Like You Sentenced to use a booster seat when driving his Hummer.
Bow Wow Outta My System Sentenced to wipe away his tears with his diamond and gold-encrusted handkerchief.
Bow Wow feat. Chris Brown Shortie Like Mine Sentenced to realize that dropping "Lil'" from your name doesn't automatically make you taller.
Chris Brown Gimme That  ???
Chris Brown Kiss Kiss Sentenced to kiss kiss his shot at love with Tila Tequila goodbye.
Chris Brown Say Goodbye Sentenced to continue being more successful than you'll ever be.
Chris Brown Wall To Wall Sentenced to reshoot the video after watching Blackula and The Lost Boys.
Chris Brown Yo! (Excuse Me Miss) Sentenced to stop stalking and do what every other successful musician does: Buy love.
Bubba Sparxxx feat. Ying Yang Twins Ms. New Booty Sentenced to 200 hours of community service with the "Save the Booty Foundation".
Busta Rhymes I Love My Chick Sentenced to stop making videos that look like a Steven Segal action flick.
Busta Rhymes Touch It Sentenced to a cage fight with MC Hammer and The Vengaboys.
Mariah Carey All I Want For Christmas Sentenced to admit that all she wants for Christmas is Tommy Motolla and a nutcracker.
Mariah Carey Don't Forget About Us Sentenced to stop kissing in soccer nets in order to avoid getting hit by a soccer ball.
Mariah Carey Heartbreaker  ???
Mariah Carey Shake It Off Sentenced to appear in People Magazine's "Sexiest Women Under 70" issue.
Mariah Carey Touch My Body Sentenced to be mistaken for a hooker.
Mariah Carey We Belong Together Sentenced to a career arc similar to that of Eric Roberts.
Mariah Carey feat. Snoop Dogg Say Somethin' Sentenced to be a little less sexy, a little more 45 candles... or however old she is...
Aaron Carter Aaron's Party (Come and Get It) Sentenced to realize that he is the real Hannah Montana.
Cassie Long Way 2 Go Sentenced to 3 months at the Ashlee Simpson Institute For The Craptastic.
Cham feat. Alicia Keys Ghetto Story Pt. 2 Sentenced to keep on co-opting other people's fame until someone can begin to co-opt his.
Chamillionaire Grown And Sexy Sentenced to convert his video into a movie called "Robot Supermodels On A Plane".
Chamillionaire Hip Hop Police Sentenced to have his lips permanently sewn to Jay-Z's ass.
Chamillionaire feat. Krayzie Bone Ridin' Sentenced to ride his "low rider" straight to hell.
Ciara Oh Sentenced to continue being the queen of crunk.
Kelly Clarkson Behind These Hazel Eyes Sentenced to thank God she was never eaten by Ruben Studdard.
Kelly Clarkson Never Again Sentenced to begin working on her comeback album.
Kelly Clarkson Since U Been Gone Sentenced to continue to be a hotter chick than Clay Aiken.
Kelly Clarkson Walk Away Sentenced to "walk away" from the music industry.
Cobra Starship The Church Of Hot Addiction Sentenced to ride their starship back to their home planet of D-Listia.
Cobra Starship The City Is at War Sentenced to continue making amazing videos for absolutely terrible songs.
Cobra Starship Snakes on a Plane (Bring It) Sentenced to return to the sucky bands from whence they came.
Coldplay The Hardest Part Sentenced to have no plans for their next video.
Coldplay Talk Sentenced to cease on having the always baked Prince Harry direct their videos.
Common fear. Lily Allen Driving Me Wild Sentenced to feature a silencer for his next song.
Creed My Sacrifice Sentenced to do a rosary for every stripper.
Culture Club Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? Sentenced to realize the irony in the progression of their career from making trash to picking up trash.
Culture Club Karma Chameleon Sentenced to make it up to karma by retiring.
Miley Cyrus Start All Over Sentenced to have her dreams analyzed...Because that $#@% is messed up.
D12 My Band Sentenced to perform on the Carrot Top tour.
D4L Laffy Taffy Sentenced to spank their Super Soakers on their own time.
Daughtry It's Not Over Sentenced to change their name to "Theory Of A Creedleback".
The Darkness Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End) Sentenced to have their career walk towards the light.
The Darkness I Believe In A Thing Called Love Sentenced to 3 years at the fashion reformatory for the chronically British.
The Darkness Is it Just Me? Sentenced to stop brushing their teeth with Coke.
The Darkness One Way Ticket  ???
Shawn Desman Let's Go Sentenced to return the rental sports car.
Destiny's Child 8 Days Of Christmas Sentenced to recognize the true meaning of Christmas — cheating on loved ones at the office Christmas party.
Destiny's Child Survivor Sentenced to stay 100 yards away from camouflage bikinis for the next 10 years.
Devo Whip It Sentenced to do a commercial for "The Clapper."
Diddy Come to Me Sentenced to team up with Mr. T for a duet called "Diddy The Fool".
DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince Parents Just Don't Understand Sentenced to continue being a more effective sedative than anyhting Paula Abdul has in her purse.
DJ Khaled We Takin' Over Sentenced to do the traffic report in Regina.
The Dream feat. Fabolous Shawty Is A Ten Sentenced to agree that if something is shoddy, it can't be a ten.
Hilary Duff So Yesterday  ???
Hilary Duff Stranger Sentenced to host a new reality show called America Has No Talent.
Hilary Duff Wake Up Sentenced to go to London and party with Britain's royal bad boy, Prince Harry.
Hilary Duff With Love Sentenced to stop feeling insecure about not being in rehab.
Hilary and Haylie Duff Our Lips Are Sealed  ???
Duran Duran Wild Boys Sentenced to admit that, at some point, they got it on with your mother.
Eminem Ass Like That Sentenced to have a slinky up his ass.
Eminem Just Lose It Sentenced to learn how `Bad Comedy' can hurt people by watching the entire first season DVD of King of Queens - with director commentary
Eminem Stan Sentenced to hope that his fan letters to Vanilla Ice never surface.
Eminem When I'm Gone Sentenced to lighten the f*@k up already!
Eminem feat. 50 Cent, Cashis & Lloyd Banks You Don't Know Sentenced to keep on teaming up with every hip-hop star who isn't M. C. Hammer.
Enur feat. Natasha Calabria 2008 Sentenced to record the soundtrack to the next Buns of Steel DVD.
Evanescence Call Me When You're Sober Sentenced to "call me when they're better".
Evanescence Lithium Sentenced to stop being more depressing than those Ben Johnson power drink commercials.
Evanescence Everybody's Fool Sentenced to stop making music that sounds like a Leon's commercial.
Eve Tambourine Sentenced to spend the rest of her life at band camp.
Fall Out Boy A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me Sentenced to stop using The Simpsons as inspiration for Jebus' sake!
Fall Out Boy Dance, Dance  ???
Fall Out Boy Sugar, We're Goin Down Sentenced to the more appropriate Simpsons-inspired name of "Worst Band Ever".
Fall Out Boy The Take Over, The Break's Over Sentenced to have their skinny jeans permanently removed.
Fall Out Boy This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race Sentenced to have the lead singer lay off the ham sandiwches.
Fall Out Boy Thnks Fr Th Mmrs Sentenced to help control the pet population by being spayed or neutered.
Fatboy Slim The Rockafeller Skank Sentenced to reveal that in the title "Rockafeller Skank", the word "Rockafeller" stands for "Paris Hilton is a".
Kevin Federline Lose Control Sentenced to keep on pursuing custody of his pot.
Fergie Big Girls Don't Cry Sentenced to date Linus from Charlie Brown.
Fergie Clumsy Sentenced to stop releasing songs and put "The Duchess" to rest.
Fergie Fergalicious Sentenced to cancel plans to release her next single "Hollaback Guy".
Fergie feat. Ludacris Glamorous Sentenced to keep "keepin it real"-ish.
Fergie London Bridge Sentenced to Google the phrase "Shameless Gwen Stefani Impersonator" and see what turns up.
The Flaming Lips The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song Sentenced to attract women more their age group by taping some Metamucil to their privates.
Flo Rida feat. Timbaland Elevator Sentenced to quit being so lazy and take the stairs. And is court-ordered to clean that elevator by hand.
Foo Fighters Everlong Sentenced to never again wear wigs in their future videos.
Foo Fighters Learn To Fly Sentenced to leave the bad mustaches and pot smoking to K-Fed.
Foo Fighters Long Road To Ruin Sentenced to go on John Stamos and Rick Springfield's reunion tour.
Foo Fighters Resolve Sentenced to realize that even Mr. T pities them.
Willa Ford I Wanna Be Bad Sentenced to realize that the only hits she'll have from now on are courtesy of her crack pipe.
Fountains Of Wayne Stacy's Mom Sentenced to speed up production on their new song, "Stacy's Grandmom".
Franz Ferdinand Do You Want To Sentenced to just get it over with and have sex with each other.
Franz Ferdinand Walk Away Sentenced to keep making theater students look tough.
G-Unit Stunt 101 Sentenced to remember that "Too many cooks spoil the rap song".
The Game feat. Kanye West Wouldn’t Get Far Sentenced to stop complaing about others and just have sex with himself.
Gnarls Barkley Crazy Sentenced to keep making videos that deliver a hallucinogenic contact buzz.
Gnarls Barkley Gone Daddy Gone Sentenced to be the first video reviewed on the newly created spin-off "Stoners On Trial".
Gnarls Barkley Run Sentenced to shoot his next video on a merry-go-round.
Good Charlotte Boys and Girls  ???
Good Charlotte I Just Wanna Live Sentenced to solitary confinement for their own safety.
Good Charlotte The River Sentenced to stop bathing in Rogaine.
Tom Green Teachers Suck Sentenced to a school with Weird Al Yankovic.
Green Day Basket Case Sentenced to realize they were the original American idiots.
Green Day Jesus of Suburbia Sentenced to cease production on their next video, "Moses of Suburbia".
Green Day Wake Me Up When September Ends Sentenced to make a less depressing video about stuff like candy and rainbows.
Guns N' Roses Welcome To The Jungle Sentenced to quit all the lame side projects and make f***ing rock and roll again.
Gym Class Heroes Clothes Off Sentenced to bet their career playing roulette...And hopefully lose.
Gym Class Heroes Cupid's Chokehold Sentenced to stop telling us to look at his girlfirend. We get it - She's hot.
Haddaway What Is Love Sentenced to continue having to pay for "love" by the hour.
Hanson MmmBop Sentenced to stop pestering MuchMusic for their royalties.
Hedley She's So Sorry Sentenced to apologize for their existence.
hellogoodbye Here (In Your Arms) Sentenced to keep on sounding like a mix of Weezer and Cher.
High School Musical What Time Is It? Sentenced to drop the act. We all know you're not squeaky clean...Yeah, we're looking at you, Vanessa.
Paris Hilton Nothing In This World Sentenced to have a Video On Trial viewer add her picture to the Wikipedia entry for "loser".
Hinder Better Than Me Sentenced to stop cheating over Chad Kroeger's shoulder, because all of the answers are wrong anyway.
Hinder Lips of an Angel Sentenced to realize the irony that "Lips of an Angel" is being sung by the lips of an a**hole.
The Hives Tick Tick Boom Sentenced to eight years of teaching fingerpainting to pre-schoolers.
Brooke Hogan feat. Paul Wall About Us Sentenced to smash a folding chair over Paul Wall's back.
Hoobastank The Reason Sentenced to include an album advisory sticker with a warning that their lyrics may offend all.
Whitney Houston How Will I Know Sentenced to clean up the mess she is...Oh sorry, the mess she made.
Whitney Houston I Wanna Dance With Somebody Sentenced to dance with somebody while Bobby lap-dances with somebody else.
Billy Idol White Wedding Sentenced to a white funeral.
Enrique Iglesias Addicted Sentenced to keep on giving old people an alternative to "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman".
Enrique Iglesias Do You Know? (The Ping Pong Song) Sentenced to grow some balls of his own.
Enrique Iglesias Hero  ???
Janet Jackson Feedback Sentenced to give up the hot dogs, twinkies, and extra large Slurpees so she can look more like the alien version of herself.
Janet Jackson So Excited Sentenced to put her clothes back on — but only because she's 90.
Michael Jackson Beat It Sentenced to beat it with someone his own age.
Michael Jackson Billie Jean Sentenced to buy a face toupee.
Michael Jackson Thriller Sentenced to nothing — his lawyers were too good.
Randy Jackson feat. Paula Abdul Dance Like There's No Tomorrow Sentenced to be talent judges on the highest rated show on television and make millions of dollars. ("Somehow, that doesn't seem fair...")
Jimi Jamison I'm Always Here Sentenced to stop partying like its 1979.
Jay-Z 99 Problems Sentenced to death by firing squad.
Jibbs Chain Hang Low Sentenced to ask Santa for a gold record.
Jimmy Eat World The Middle Sentenced to remain but a distant memory in our minds.
Jingle Cats White Christmas † Sentenced to mysteriously disappear from the MuchMusic vault forever.
JoJo How To Touch A Girl Sentenced to make sure R. Kelly never sees this video.
JoJo Too Little, Too Late Sentenced to celebrate her 16th birthday amidst declining album sales and a surplus of unsold concert t-shirts.
Jonas Brothers S.O.S. Sentenced to learn to swim...Their boat won't stay afloat forever.
Kelis feat. Too Short Bossy Sentenced to change nothing — well, with the possible exception of "everything".
Kelis Milkshake Sentenced to 5 years of chest arrest.
R. Kelly feat. Usher Same Girl Sentenced to go back to writing songs, not episodes of Y&R.
R. Kelly Trapped In The Closet Pt. 1 Sentenced to buy a Coleman stove for those extended closet stays.
Kid Rock American Badass Sentenced to shave his pubic mullet.
Kid Sister feat. Kanye West Pro Nails Sentenced to open up her own pro nails shop focusing on people with ingrowns and athlete's foot.
The Killers All These Things That I've Done Sentenced to come up with an original thought.
The Killers Bones Sentenced to realize that having sex with a skeleton is gross.
The Killers Don't Shoot Me Santa Sentenced to put Santa through a meat grinder and feed him to Rudolph.
The Killers For Reasons Unknown Sentenced to keep us wondering how they ever got famous.
The Killers Mr. Brightside Sentenced to hire Carrot Top for their next video.
The Killers Read My Mind Sentenced to stop taking their video ideas from Paula Abdul.
The Killers When You Were Young Sentenced to stop being more "British" than Prince Harry having sex with a custard scone.
Sean Kingston Beautiful Girls Sentenced to hook up with Eva Longoria on season 16 of The Surreal Life.
Sean Kingston Me Love Sentenced to apologize to Led Zeppelin for completely destroying what was a perfectly good song.
Korn Freak on a Leash Sentenced to stop making videos that look like the new Garfield movie.
Korn Twisted Transistor Sentenced to stop making songs that already sound like Weird Al's parody version.
Nick Lachey What's Left of Me Sentenced to rejoin his 98 Degrees bandmates on the D-list.
Cyndi Lauper Girls Just Want To Have Fun Sentenced to cease production on her new single, "Girls Just Want To Chillax."
Cyndi Lauper She-Bop Sentenced to stop sitting on her Dirt Devil Extreme.
Avril Lavigne Complicated Sentenced to stop making videos that look like a Pizza Pocket commercial.
Lady Sovereign Love Me or Hate Me Sentenced to change her title to "Lady Wonhitte of Wondershire."
LeToya Torn Sentenced to sing about stuff that people actually care about, such as Cool Ranch Doritos and dog robots.
Lil' Mama Lip Gloss Sentenced to start picking out baby names.
Lil' Mama feat. Chris Brown and T-Pain Shawty Get Loose Sentenced to rip off something that's more attainable, like, maybe a Heidi Montag video.
Limp Bizkit Behind Blue Eyes Sentenced to an eternity in rock and rap hell.
Lindsay Lohan Confessions of a Broken Heart Sentenced to buy a new father.
Lindsay Lohan Over Sentenced to go from acting and singing to early retirement.
Lindsay Lohan Rumors Sentenced to spend more time on her boobs and less time in the booth. (Verdict #1) Sentenced to realize that sometimes where there's smoke, there's a crappy singer. (Verdict #2)
Jennifer Lopez All I Have Sentenced to wait next time until she gets her presents, and then f*** off on Boxing Day like everyone else.
Jennifer Lopez Do It Well Sentenced to continue her quest to become America's next top cage fighter.
Jennifer Lopez Get Right Sentenced to eight consecutive life sentences.
Jennifer Lopez Jenny From The Block Sentenced to answer the BEP question "Whatcha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk? Inside your trunk?"
Courtney Love Mono Sentenced to continue discovering new forms of STDs.
Ludacris Get Back  ???
Ludacris feat. Pharrell Money Maker Sentenced to buy another item you can't afford and then tell you all about how awesome it is.
Ludacris Number One Spot Sentenced to let Mini-Me just be a TV Commercial.
Ludacris Splash Waterfalls  ???
Ludacris Stand Up Sentenced to stop making videos that make him look like a prop comic.
Madonna feat. Justin Timberlake 4 Minutes Sentenced to wear slippers and a baggy housecoat like every other 80 year old woman.
Madonna Hung Up Sentenced to stop making dance music before another Vogue invasion.
Madonna Like A Virgin Sentenced to adopt Trevor Boris and take him to England.
Madonna Papa Don't Preach Sentenced to continue being the sexiest 70-year old on the planet.
Madonna Sorry Sentenced to re-invent herself.
Marianas Trench Shaketramp Sentenced to continue pursuing their dream of becoming Canada's next top My Chemical Romance cover band.
Marilyn Manson The Dope Show Sentenced to lose the makeup and the minor and move back into his parent's basement.
Marilyn Manson Tainted Love Sentenced to stop coming to our parties and creeping out our sisters' friends.
Maroon 5 She Will Be Loved Sentenced to death by an alien or a dinosaur.
Maroon 5 Wake Up Call Sentenced to buy a convertible like everyone else trying to compensate for a a small penis.
Maroon 5 Won't Go Home Without You Sentenced to date women based solely on their personalities.
Ricky Martin She Bangs Sentenced to keep asking his agent if "The Surreal Life" has called back.
Ricky Martin Livin' La Vida Loca Sentenced to manage Menudo: The Next Generation.
Massari Be Easy Sentenced to cease production on the video where he pretends to own the Space Shuttle.
Jesse McCartney Beautiful Soul Sentenced to put a "may cause drowsiness" sticker on future albums.
Menudo Hold Me Sentenced to find a woman their own age. Or man. Whatever. Who are we to judge?
Metallica St. Anger Sentenced to admit that "St. Anger" is actually the patron saint of bad music.
Methods Of Mayhem Get Naked Sentenced to put a muzzle on Tommy Lee's radioactive penis.
MGMT Time To Pretend Sentenced to say no to drugs. It might be helping your music, but it's killing your image.
Mika Grace Kelly Sentenced to go through puberty.
Mika Big Girl Sentenced to admit he really thinks big boys are beautiful.
Christina Milian Dip It Low Sentenced to switch to using watercolor paints when engaging in sexual activity.
Milli Vanilli Girl You Know Its True Sentenced to stop blaming it on the rain and just blame it on acid reflux.
MIMS This Is Why I'm Hot Sentenced to come out with his own line of mirrors.
Missy Elliot Ching-A-Ling Sentenced to spend some ching-a-ling and get this shown at the IMAX where the glasses are free.
Missy Elliot Lose Control Sentenced to be buried alive until she turns blue.
Missy Elliot Pass That Dutch Sentenced to do a duet with Cheech and Chong.
Missy Elliot Work It Sentenced to warn potheads that her videos may "harsh their mellow."
Moby We Are All Made of Stars Sentenced to eat a rogaine sandwich.
Modest Mouse Dashboard Sentenced to start fishing for an original sound.
Heidi Montag Higher Sentenced to record her next single with the silencer on.
Mötley Crüe Smokin' In The Boy's Room Sentenced to spend the rest of their lives in detention.
My Chemical Romance Ghost Of You Sentenced to get their lunch money stolen by bullies.
My Chemical Romance Helena Sentenced to be prominently featured on the playlist for late night DND sessions.
My Chemical Romance I Don't Love You Sentenced to divorce their lead singer.
My Chemical Romance I'm Not Okay (I Promise) Sentenced to have their lunch money stolen by bullies.
My Chemical Romance Teenagers Sentenced to trade fans with Hilary Duff.
My Chemical Romance Welcome To The Black Parade Sentenced to stop forcing Video On Trial to come up with new ways to call them nerds.
N.E.R.D. Lapdance Sentenced to a lifetime of awkward first dates with no sex.
Nas Hip Hop Is Dead Sentenced to recognize that if hip-hop is dead...Then emo is double dead.
Naughty By Nature Hip Hop Hooray Sentenced to wash Paris Hilton's underwear.
Nelly Batter Up Sentenced to do a video about bobsledding.
Nelly Hot In Here Sentenced to apologize for making pit stains hot.
Nelly Grillz  ???
Nelly feat. Christina Aguilera Tilt Ya Head Back Sentenced to stop giving "The Depression" a bad name.
Ne-Yo When You're Mad Sentenced to give a public apology and a life of abstinence.
New Kids On The Block You Got It (The Right Stuff) Sentenced to begin most of their sentences with "I used to be..."
Olivia Newton-John Physical Sentenced to get John Travolta more physical so he'll look a little less like Jabba The Hut and a little more like Danny Zuko.
Nickelback Rockstar Sentenced to get off Video on Trial and stay off.
Nickelback Someday Sentenced to someday find a sound that's...Well...A little less Nickelback.
Nirvana Smells Like Teen Spirit Sentenced to rub used gym socks and gummi bears on themselves.
No Doubt Ex-Girlfriend  ???
No Doubt Hella Good Sentenced to continue obtaining signatures on their "Bring Back Gwen" petition.
No Doubt It's My Life Sentenced to pray really hard that Gwen returns to the band.
*NSYNC Bye Bye Bye  ???
*NSYNC I Drive Myself Crazy Sentenced to become even more "crazy" by trading Justin to the Backstreet Boys in exchange for AJ.
*NSYNC It's Gonna Be Me Sentenced to a lifetime of being asked about Justin.
*NSYNC Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays Sentenced to wish that they're on Justin's gift list.
Obie Trice Got Some Teeth Sentenced to dental sensitivity training.
OneRepublic Stop And Stare Sentenced to stay in the desert. A roach motel in the middle of nowhere is perfect for keeping you off the radar for a while.
OutKast Morris Brown Sentenced to keep on staying together by not playing together.
OutKast Roses Sentenced to reduce their `Poo-Related' content, and cease production on their new album `Dirty Sanchez".
OutKast The Way You Move Sentenced to visit a real mechanic & suffer through the residual overcharging & smell of day-old farts.
Kelly Osbourne Papa Don't Preach Sentenced to stop making songs that make people preach for an Ozzy Osbourne album.
Panic! At the Disco But It's Better If You Do Sentenced to Google the word "creativity."
Panic! At the Disco I Write Sins Not Tragedies  ???
Panic! At the Disco Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off Sentenced to realize that, with the exception of nothing, Panic! At The Disco are Fall Out Boy.
Panic At the Disco Nine In The Afternoon Sentenced to actually start paying people to come up with pitches for their videos.
Papa Roach Scars Sentenced to continue rockin' the iPod in white-boy frat houses everywhere.
Paramore Misery Business Sentenced to shave their lady mullets.
Ray Parker Jr. Ghostbusters Sentenced to drop the "Jr." in order to save his father the embarrassment.
Sean Paul Temperature Sentenced to realize that snowsuits don't equal sexy.
Sean Paul We Be Burnin' Sentenced to stop "we-be-burnin'" up the atmosphere by getting rid of his Hummer.
P!nk Don't Let Me Get Me Sentenced to give up the anti-corporate fight and get a tattoo of Mickey Mouse holding a Nike swoosh.
P!nk Just Like a Pill Sentence to stop falling in to the 'Easy-Rhyme' trap by listening to rap, and not making music that sounds like crap.
P!nk Stupid Girls Sentenced to scientifically identify how she is any different from Lindsay Lohan.
P!nk Trouble Sentenced to 3 months in a country jail.
P!nk U + Ur Hand Sentenced to go back to imitating sexy celebs.
P!nk Who Knew Sentenced to continue making fun of her stupid girls, but without her stupid curls.
P!nk You Make Me Sick Sentenced to seek relationship advice from Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown.
The Pipettes Pull Shapes Sentenced to pull their careers into shape by making music that is relevant to teens and not their parents.
Prince Kiss Sentenced to ditch the platforms and get himself a little person card.
Eric Prydz Call On Me  ???
Puddle of Mudd She Hates Me Sentenced to show any impact they have made.
Pussycat Dolls feat. Busta Rhymes Don't Cha Sentenced to be forever listened to on mute.
Pussycat Dolls feat. will.i.am Beep Sentenced to join the Backstreet Boys and call themselves "Pussycat Dolls With Balls."
Pussycat Dolls feat. Timbaland Wait A Minute Sentenced to continue being the world's youngest cougars.
Queens of the Stone Age 3's & 7's Sentenced to rent the first four seasons of "The L Word" to learn what girl-on-girl really looks like.
Queens of the Stone Age Go With the Flow Sentenced to make another music video advertising the Swiffer.
Queens of the Stone Age No One Knows Sentenced to name their next song "No One Listens".
Queens of the Stone Age Sick, Sick, Sick Sentenced to realize human flesh actually tastes like chicken.
The Raconteurs Steady, As She Goes Sentenced to race against Jack's other 26 bands.
Red Hot Chili Peppers Can't Stop  ???
Red Hot Chili Peppers Dani California Sentenced to have their next video directed by Kevin Federline.
Red Hot Chili Peppers Hump De Bump Sentenced to be the first people to add grillz to their dentures.
Rich Boy Throw Some D's Sentenced to have Weird Al perform a parody called "Throw Some Cheese On That Dish".
Lionel Richie All Night Long Sentenced to admit that Nicole is his kid and not the daughter of the band's drummer.
Right Said Fred I'm Too Sexy Sentenced to spend all of eternity shaving each others' chests.
David Lee Roth California Girls Sentenced to admit that he's gone from liking California girls to looking like a California Raisin.
Kelly Rowland f. Eve Like This Sentenced to tour under the name "Destiny's Unwanted Child".
S Club 7 S Club Party Sentenced to forever answer the question, "What does the 'S' stand for?"
Nicole Scherzinger Whatever U Like Sentenced to continue making every other girl feel fat.
Seether Truth Sentenced to set up a cage match between two other fictional characters: A unicorn and their musical talent.
Shaggy It Wasn't Me Sentenced to be in heavy rotation on your dad's iPod.
Shakira Don't Bother Sentenced to head back to the studio with her good friends the Tin Man and the Scarecrow.
Shakira Whenever, Wherever Sentenced to continue being the female version of David Hasselhoff.
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean Hips Don't Lie Sentenced to realize that if her "Hips Don't Lie", they're probably saying that her song sucks.
Shop Boyz Party Like A Rockstar Sentenced to O.D. like a rockstar.
Simple Plan Shut Up!  ???
Ashlee Simpson Invisible Sentenced to recognize that you can't pick your sister, you can't pick your nose, and you can't pick your sister's nose.
Ashlee Simpson La La Sentenced to wear a shock collar in her next video.
Ashlee Simpson L. O. V. E. Sentenced to create an award show for her fellow idea stealers called "The Grabbies".
Ashlee Simpson Outta My Head Sentenced to forget about her music career and go back to being Fall Out Boy's groupie.
Ashlee Simpson Shadow  ???
Jessica Simpson A Public Affair Sentenced to stop hogging all the hot girls in Hollywood and leave some for Nick Lachey.
Jessica Simpson Let It Snow † Sentenced to mysteriously disappear from the MuchMusic vault forever.
Jessica Simpson These Boots Are Made for Walkin' Sentenced to fifty slaps on the ass by a drunken hillbilly.
Jessica Simpson With You  ???
Sir Mix-A-Lot Baby Got Back Sentenced to perform at Star Jones' next birthday party.
Sisqo The Thong Song Sentenced to realize that thongs, much like his career, are sexy in theory, but full of shit in reality. (Verdict 1) Sentenced to three seasons of Dancing With The Stars with Lance Bass as his partner. (Verdict 2)
Will Smith Miami Sentenced to return to West Philadelphia, where he was born and raised, on the playgrounds where he spent most of his days.
Snoop Dogg Santa Claus Goes Straight to The Ghetto Sentenced to stop trying to smoke the mistletoe.
Snoop Dogg Sensual Seduction Sentenced to stop hanging out with Boomer (Phillips) if he wants to avoid another video like this one.
Snoop Dogg feat. Justin Timberlake Signs Sentenced to keep the videos made in Las Vegas in Las Vegas.
Soft Cell Tainted Love Sentenced to be tested for chlamydia, gonorrhea, & syphilis.
Soulja Boy Crank That Sentenced to crank off.
Soulja Boy feat. Arab Yahhh! Sentenced to quit complaining - Things could be worse. Just ask Lil' Romeo.
Britney Spears Break the Ice Sentenced to forget the ice and break into rehab.
Britney Spears Do Somethin' Sentenced to life with Kevin Federline.
Britney Spears Everytime Sentenced to realize her dream and find Kevin Federline a job at the Cheetos factory.
Britney Spears Gimme More †† Sentenced to continue being the unofficial spokesperson for crazy.
Britney Spears Lucky Sentenced to stop manufacturing Federlines.
Britney Spears feat. Madonna Me Against the Music Sentenced to stop singing and resume face-sucking.
Britney Spears My Prerogative Sentenced to forbid her newborn son from using his father as a role model.
Britney Spears Oops, I Did It Again Sentenced to cease plans for her upcoming book "A Dummies Guide To Parenting While Plastered".
Britney Spears Piece Of Me †† Sentenced to continue being the unofficial spokesperson for crazy.
Britney Spears Toxic Sentenced to remove the dishwasher from the front lawn of her Malibu home.
Spice Girls Stop Sentenced to stop right now...Thank you very much.
Spice Girls Wannabe Sentenced to get really old and have lots of babies.
Gwen Stefani Hollaback Girl Sentenced to stay 400 meters away from any Harajuku Girls.
Gwen Stefani Luxurious Sentenced to pay royalties to the year 1999 every time she wears lip liner.
Gwen Stefani feat. Damian Marley Now That You Got It Sentenced to wake up and smell the jerk chicken.
Gwen Stefani The Sweet Escape Sentenced to keep making hits that mix "basic repetition" with the sound of cats playing with downed hydro wires.
Gwen Stefani What You Waiting For? Sentenced to return to the sucky band from where she came.
Gwen Stefani Wind It Up Sentenced to keep on sounding like the operating room at a spay & neutering clinic.
Street Drum Corps feat. Bert McCracken Happy Christmas, War Is Over Sentenced to admit he's lost the war against eyeliner.
The Strokes Juicebox Sentenced to take a cold shower together.
Raven-Symoné Double Dutch Bus Sentenced to do a cover version of Korn's Freak On A Leash.
t.A.T.u. All The Things She Said Sentenced to take their Russian lesbian act on the road.
T.I. feat. Busta Rhymes and Alfamega Hurt Sentenced to grab some shovels and Busta and put this song in the dirt.
T-Pain feat. Mike Jones I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper) Sentenced to remember that on a date with a stripper, the two-drink minimum still applies.
Serj Tankian Empty Walls Sentenced to start a boy band with Osama Bin Laden.
Tenacious D Tribute Sentenced to keep on fat guy rockin'.
Terror Squad feat. Fat Joe Lean Back Sentenced to stop eating his bandmates.
Three 6 Mafia Doe Boy Fresh Sentenced to sell their Oscar on eBay to pay for a portal to get their heads out of their asses.
Tiffany I Think We're Alone Sentenced to work security on Hilary Duff's mall tour.
Timbaland feat. Keri Hilson and Nicole Scherzinger Scream Sentenced to make beats for Aaron Carter's comeback album.
Justin Timberlake Cry Me A River Sentenced to write another song about his relationship with Britney, this time called "Dodged a Major Bullet!"
Justin Timberlake feat. T. I. Let Me Talk To You/My Love Sentenced to apologize for bringing "sucking back".
Justin Timberlake Like I Love You Sentenced to continue being the least fat ex-member of NSync.
Justin Timberlake SexyBack Sentenced to meet women the normal celebrity way: through publicists.
Justin Timberlake What Goes Around...Comes Around Sentenced to stop bitching and realize that he's the luckiest bastard on the face of the earth.
Tokio Hotel Ready, Set, Go! Sentenced to talk to Hilary Swank about maintaining a career being sexually ambiguous.
The Transplants Gangstas and Thugs Sentenced to stop transplanting rap with punk.
Twista Slow Jamz Sentenced to stop inspiring men to play the skin flute.
Twisted Sister We're Not Gonna Take It Sentenced to rent their band name out to Ashlee Simpson.
Bonnie Tyler Total Eclipse Of The Heart Sentenced to ask Weird Al to stop recording the song "Total Eclipse Of The Fart."
The Used All That I've Got Sentenced to appear in the "used" CD bin shortly after their release.
The Used Pretty Handsome Awkward Sentenced to be Lindsay Lohan's date in rehab.
The Used The Bird & The Worm Sentenced to live in a van down by the river.
Usher Burn Sentenced to take a dip in his awesome flaming pool.
Usher Caught Up Sentenced to the school of "Retro Fashion".
Bobby Valentino Anonymous Sentenced to enter the witness relocation program for our sake.
Van Halen Hot For Teacher Sentenced to try and remember just one moment - any moment - from the 1980s.
Vanilla Ice Ice Ice Baby Sentenced to stop, collaborate, & listen: You're s***! Pack it in.
Velvet Revolver Fall To Pieces Sentenced to stop giving hardcore drugs a bad name.
Velvet Revolver She Builds Quick Machines Sentenced to play music people like...In their old bands...And just the hits.
Vengaboys We Like To Party Sentenced to drive the Vengabus...Over a cliff. Now.
The Weather Girls Dear Santa † Sentenced to mysteriously disappear from the MuchMusic vault forever.
Weezer Beverly Hills Sentenced to an extremely juvenile detention centre. (Verdict #1) Sentenced to go back to playing with their inflatable playmates. (Verdict #2)
Weezer Perfect Situation Sentenced to continue living their lifelong dream of non-stop rockin' and role-playing.
Weezer We Are All On Drugs Sentenced to have sand kicked in their face by a bully.
Weird Al Yankovic White & Nerdy Sentenced to admit that he looks like the albino version of Dave Navarro.
Kanye West Diamonds From Sierra Leone  ???
Kanye West Jesus Walks Sentenced to be stopped from making the album, "Jesus Surfs".
Kanye West The New Workout Plan Sentenced to remind Anna Nicole Smith that this is not "The New Pork-Out Plan".
Kanye West Touch the Sky Sentenced to work with NASA to make a rocket that can orbit his ego.
Kanye West feat. Adam Levine Heard 'Em Say Sentenced to have their relationship annulled.
Wham! Careless Whisper Sentenced to stop hanging out at truckstops with Lance Bass.
The White Stripes Conquest Sentenced to drop the bull and get enough members to actually be considered a band.
The White Stripes Icky Thump Sentenced to a cock fight with Yung Joc.
The White Stripes The Denial Twist Sentenced to make at least one video with a Hummer and a jacuzzi.
will.i.am I Got It From My Mama Sentenced to an orgy with the Golden Girls.
Wolfmother Joker & The Thief Sentenced to shut their dumb faces cuz Zeppelin rules!!!
Tony Yayo feat. G-Unit I Know You Don't Love Me  ???
Ying Yang Twins Wait (The Whisper Song) Sentenced to pipe up about where they will put their Yings and Yangs.
Young MC Bust A Move Sentenced to change his name to Old MC.
Yung Joc It's Goin' Down Sentenced to take gangsta lessons from Aaron Carter.

† "Let It Snow", "Dear Santa", & "White Christmas" were all critiqued at the same time and given the same verdict.

†† Britney Spears' videos for "Piece Of Me" and "Gimme More" were critiqued at the same time as well.