List of The King of Queens episodes

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Contents 1 List of Episodes 1.1 Season 1: 1998-1999 1.2 Season 2: 1999-2000 1.3 Season 3: 2000-2001 1.4 Season 4: 2001-2002 1.5 Season 5: 2002-2003 1.6 Season 6: 2003-2004 1.7 Season 7: 2004-2005 1.8 Season 8: 2005-2006 1.9 Season 9: 2006-2007

[edit] List of Episodes

[edit] Season 1: 1998-1999

25 episodes

#	Airdate	Title
01 - 101	September 21, 1998	Pilot
02 - 102	September 28, 1998	Fat City
03 - 103	October 5, 1998	Cello, Goodbye
04 - 104	October 12, 1998	Richie's Song
05 - 105	October 19, 1998	Paternal Affairs
06 - 106	October 26, 1998	Head First
07 - 107	November 2, 1998	The Rock
08 - 108	November 9, 1998	Educating Doug
09 - 109	November 16, 1998	Road Rayge
10 - 110	November 23, 1998	Supermarket Story
11 - 111	December 14, 1998	Noel Cowards
12 - 112	December 21, 1998	Fixer Upper
13 - 113	January 11, 1999	Best Man
14 - 114	January 18, 1999	Dog Days
15 - 115	February 1, 1999	Crappy Birthday
16 - 116	February 8, 1999	S'Ain't Valentine's
17 - 117	February 15, 1999	Court Date
18 - 118	February 22, 1999	White Collar
19 - 119	March 1, 1999	Rayny Day
20 - 120	March 15, 1999	Train Wreck
21 - 121	April 5, 1999	Hungry Man
22 - 122	April 26, 1999	Time Share
23 - 123	May 3, 1999	Where's Poppa?
24 - 124	May 10, 1999	Art House
25 - 125	May 17, 1999	Maybe Baby

[edit] Season 2: 1999-2000

25 episodes

#	Airdate	Title
01 - 201	September 20, 1999	Queasy Rider
02 - 202	September 27, 1999	Female Problems
03 - 203	October 4, 1999	Assaulted Nuts
04 - 204	October 11, 1999	Parent Trapped
05 - 205	October 18, 1999	Tube Stakes
06 - 206	October 25, 1999	Doug Out
07 - 207	November 1, 1999	Get Away
08 - 208	November 8, 1999	Dire Strayts
09 - 209	November 15, 1999	I, Candy
10 - 210	November 22, 1999	Roamin' Holiday
11 - 211	November 29, 1999	Sparing Carrie
12 - 212	December 13, 1999	Net Prophets
13 - 213	January 10, 2000	Party Favor
14 - 214	January 17, 2000	Block Buster
15 - 215	January 24, 2000	Frozen Pop
16 - 216	February 7, 2000	Fair Game
17 - 217	February 14, 2000	Meet By-Product
18 - 218	February 21, 2000	The Shmenkmans
19 - 219	February 28, 2000	Surprise Artie
20 - 220	March 6, 2000	Wild Cards
21 - 221	April 17, 2000	Big Dougie
22 - 222	May 1, 2000	Soft Touch
23 - 223	May 8, 2000	Restaurant Row
24 - 224	May 15, 2000	Flower Power
25 - 225	May 22, 2000	Whine Country

[edit] Season 3: 2000-2001

25 episodes

#	Airdate	Title
01 - 301	October 2, 2000	Do Rico
02 - 302	October 9, 2000	Roast Chicken
03 - 303	October 16, 2000	Fatty McButterpants
04 - 304	October 23, 2000	Class Struggle
05 - 305	October 30, 2000	Strike One
06 - 306	November 6, 2000	Strike Too
07 - 307	November 13, 2000	Strike Out
08 - 308	November 20, 2000	Dark Meet
09 - 309	November 27, 2000	Twisted Sitters
10 - 310	December 4, 2000	Work Related
11 - 311	December 11, 2000	Better Camera
Doug and Deacon go shopping together for their wives' Christmas presents. They each buy cameras, however Deacon chooses one that is less expensive than the one Doug got because Kelly, Deacon's wife, often loses her cameras. When Carrie correctly guesses what Doug got for her, she convinces him to give her the camera early so that she can take photos at her office's Christmas party. Unfortunately, one of the new partners at Carrie's law firm gives everyone nicer cameras for Christmas. So, not knowing that Deacon already got Kelly a camera, Carrie gives them the camera Doug bought her. Meanwhile, Arthur sees an opportunity to have his script made into a movie when Lou Ferringo moves next door.
12 - 312	January 8, 2001	Wedding Presence
Instead of driving out of state for their friends' wedding, Carrie and Doug decide to stay home and later tell the couple that they were there, but didn't see them. They soon began to feel guilty and go to the wedding anyway, arriving just as the couple are leaving. Meanwhile, Arthur gets Spencer to participate in his scheme to get half-off shoes.
13 - 313	January 29, 2001	Hi Def-Jam
14 - 314	February 5, 2001	Paint Misbehavin'
After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Among others, she says she finds Deacon good looking, which causes Doug to become jealous. Doug complains about it to Deacon, who brags about it to his wife, Kelly. Deacon's paintball birthday party turns into a jealous war.
15 - 315	February 12, 2001	Deacon Blues
16 - 316	February 19, 2001	Horizontal Hold
17 - 317	February 26, 2001	Inner Tube
When Doug lies to Carrie so he can play mud football, he gets sick and starts feeling guilty. He then has dreams about it based on television shows such as Wheel of Fortune and The Young and the Restless.
18 - 318	March 19, 2001	Papa Pill
When Doug volunteers to be Arthur's carer, he finds it a much more demanding task then he had anticipated.
19 - 319	April 9, 2001	Package Deal
Doug decides to get a new job at FedEx
20 - 320	April 16, 2001	Separation Anxiety
21 - 321	April 30, 2001	Departure Time
22 - 322	May 7, 2001	Swim Neighbors
23 - 323	May 14, 2001	S'no Job
24 - 324	May 21, 2001	Pregnant Pause (1)
25 - 325	May 28, 2001	Pregnant Pause (2)

[edit] Season 4: 2001-2002

25 episodes

#	Airdate	Title
01 - 401	September 24, 2001	Walk, Man
02 - 402	October 1, 2001	Sight Gag
03 - 403	October 8, 2001	Mean Streak
04 - 404	October 15, 2001	Friender Bender
05 - 405	October 22, 2001	No Retreat
06 - 406	October 29, 2001	Ticker Treat
07 - 407	November 5, 2001	Lyin' Hearted
08 - 408	November 12, 2001	Life Sentence
09 - 409	November 19, 2001	Veiled Threat
10 - 410	November 26, 2001	Oxy Moron
11 - 411	December 10, 2001	Depo Man
12 - 412	December 17, 2001	Ovary Action
13 - 413	January 7, 2002	Food Fight
14 - 414	January 14, 2002	Double Downer
15 - 415	February 4, 2002	Dougie Nights
16 - 416	February 25, 2002	No Orleans
17 - 417	March 4, 2002	Missing Links
18 - 418	March 18, 2002	Hero Worship
19 - 419	March 25, 2002	Screwed Driver
20 - 420	April 8, 2002	Lush Life
21 - 421	April 29, 2002	Bun Dummy
22 - 422	May 6, 2002	Patrons Ain't
23 - 423	May 13, 2002	Eddie Money
Doug takes a C-Note from his and Carrie's savings stash to bet on boxing. When he and Deacon win $5,000 he must hide the winnings from Carrie, so they set out to blow the entire amount in one day. Eddie Money appears as himself.
24 - 424	May 20, 2002	Two Thirty
Doug suspects that his dentist (guest star Tim Matheson) is purposely hurting him during his visits, because the dentist once had a thing for his wife, Carrie. Also, Arthur volunteers to teach Deacon's son to play the piano, despite the fact that he doesn't know anything about the instrument.
25 - 425	May 20, 2002	Shrink Wrap

[edit] Season 5: 2002-2003

25 episodes

#	Airdate	Title
01 - 501	September 23, 2002	Arthur, Spooner
02 - 502	September 30, 2002	Window Pain
03 - 503	October 7, 2002	Holy Mackerel
04 - 504	October 14, 2002	Kirbed Enthusiasm
05 - 505	October 21, 2002	Mammary Lane
06 - 506	October 28, 2002	Business Affairs
07 - 507	November 4, 2002	Flame Resistant
08 - 508	November 11, 2002	Flash Photography
Doug takes a picture of his "befront" at a wedding, and is dismayed when the picture is passed around the room during the next day's wedding brunch.
09 - 509	November 18, 2002	Connect Four
10 - 510	November 25, 2002	Loaner Car
11 - 511	December 16, 2002	Mentalo Case
12 - 512	January 6, 2003	Jung Frankenstein
13 - 513	January 20, 2003	Attention Deficit
14 - 514	February 3, 2003	Prints Charming
15 - 515	February 10, 2003	Animal Attraction
16 - 516	February 17, 2003	Golden Moldy
17 - 517	February 24, 2003	S'Poor House
18 - 518	March 10, 2003	Steve Moscow
19 - 519	March 31, 2003	Cowardly Lyin'
20 - 520	April 14, 2003	Driving Reign
21 - 521	April 21, 2003	Clothes Encounter
22 - 522	April 28, 2003	Queens'bro Bridge
23 - 523	May 5, 2003	Dog Shelter
24 - 524	May 12, 2003	Taste Buds
25 - 525	May 19, 2003	Bed Spread

[edit] Season 6: 2003-2004

24 episodes

#	Airdate	Title
01 - 601	October 1, 2003	Doug Less (1)
Doug Takes Carrie on a trip to a lakeside hotel in celebration of his "thin-ness", only later to find is wasn't Carrie that he took previously...
02 - 602	October 1, 2003	Doug Less (2)
Part 2, Doug and Carrie end up lost in the woodland and go their separate ways, only to reunite at the end.
03 - 603	October 8, 2003	King Pong
04 - 604	October 15, 2003	Dreading Vows
05 - 605	October 22, 2003	Nocturnal Omission
06 - 606	October 29, 2003	Affidavit Justice
07 - 607	November 12, 2003	Secret Garden
08 - 608	November 19, 2003	Eggsit Strategy
09 - 609	November 26, 2003	Thanks Man
10 - 610	December 3, 2003	American Idle
11 - 611	December 17, 2003	Santa Claustrophobia
12 - 612	January 7, 2004	Dougie Houser
13 - 613	January 14, 2004	Frigid Heirs
14 - 614	February 11, 2004	Switch Sitters
15 - 615	February 11, 2004	Cheap Saks
16 - 616	February 18, 2004	Damned Yanky
17 - 617	February 25, 2004	Multiple Plots
18 - 618	March 3, 2004	Trash Talker
Jon Favreau guests as Doug's sworn enemy from grade school. Doug can't seem to let go of the past, and continues his hatred for him. Carrie backs her husband up until she realizes the man is a district attorney who might have a position for Carrie at his office.
19 - 619	March 17, 2004	Precedent Nixin'
20 - 620	March 24, 2004	Foe: Pa
21 - 621	April 7, 2004	Tank Heaven
22 - 622	May 5, 2004	Altar Ego
23 - 623	May 12, 2004	Icky Shuffle
24 - 624	May 19, 2004	Awful Bigamy

[edit] Season 7: 2004-2005

22 episodes

#	Airdate	Title
01 - 701	October 27, 2004	Lost Vegas
02 - 702	November 3, 2004	Dugan Groupie
03 - 703	November 10, 2004	Furious Gorge
04 - 704	November 24, 2004	Entertainment Weakly
05 - 705	December 1, 2004	Name Dropper
06 - 706	December 8, 2004	Off-track...Bedding?
07 - 707	December 15, 2004	Silent Mite
08 - 708	January 5, 2005	Awed Couple
09 - 709	January 12, 2005	Cologne Ranger
10 - 710	January 19, 2005	Domestic Disturbance
11 - 711	January 26, 2005	Pour Judgment
12 - 712	February 9, 2005	Gym Neighbors
13 - 713	February 16, 2005	Gorilla Warfare
14 - 714	February 23, 2005	Hi, School
Doug goes back to his old high school and gets embroiled in the sports team again, guest stars Burt Reynolds as Coach Walcott.
15 - 715	March 2, 2005	Deconstructing Carrie
16 - 716	March 16, 2005	Black List
17 - 717	March 30, 2005	Wish Boned
18 - 718	April 6, 2005	Van, Go
19 - 719	April 13, 2005	Ice Cubed
20 - 720	April 20, 2005	Catching Hell
21 - 721	May 9, 2005	Slippery Slope
22 - 722	May 18, 2005	Buy Curious

[edit] Season 8: 2005-2006

23 episodes

#	Airdate	Title
01 - 801	September 19, 2005	Pole Lox
02 - 802	September 26, 2005	Vocal Discord
03 - 803	October 3, 2005	Consummate Professional
04 - 804	October 10, 2005	Like Hell
05 - 805	October 17, 2005	Sandwiched Out
06 - 806	October 24, 2005	Shear Torture
07 - 807	November 7, 2005	Inn Escapable
08 - 808	November 14, 2005	Move Doubt
Doug and Carrie try to get Deacon and Kelly to buy the house next to them, but a couple with eight kids moves in instead. Meanwhile Denny and Spence compete over a girl
09 - 809	November 21, 2005	G'Night Stalker
10 - 810	November 28, 2005	Raygin' Bulls
11 - 811	December 19, 2005	Baker's Doesn't
12 - 812	January 6, 2006	Fresh Brood
13 - 813	January 23, 2006	Gambling N' Diction
14 - 814	February 6, 2006	Apartment Complex
15 - 815	February 27, 2006	Buggie Nights
16 - 816	March 6, 2006	Knee Jerk
17 - 817	March 13, 2006	Present Tense
For their anniversary, Doug and Carrie receive a less-than flattering portrait of themselves from Deacon and Kelly. As they try to find ways to get rid of the portrait without hurting Deacon and Kelly's feelings, Spence and Danny try hard to become Doug and Carrie's "go-to couple".
18 - 818	March 20, 2006	Sold-Y Locks
19 - 819	April 10, 2006	Emotional Rollercoaster
20 - 820	May 1, 2006	Four Play
21 - 821	May 8, 2006	Hartford Wailer
22 - 822	May 15, 2006	Fight Schlub
Doug befriends a driver from a rival delivery company.
23 - 823	May 22, 2006	Acting Out

[edit] Season 9: 2006-2007

13 episodes

#	Airdate	Title
01 - 901	December 6, 2006	Mama Cast
Doug invests their tax return in an ice cream truck. Initially cold to the idea of Doug driving a truck on the side (his main career being an IPS truck driver), Carrie warms up when she sees how excited he is about the prospect. Meanwhile, Carrie plays the mom in a model home family, causing her to yearn for a real family of her own.
02 - 902	December 6, 2006	Affair Trade
Doug receives suggestive phone messages from a woman who thinks she spent a weekend with him at the beach, so he must hide the messages from Carrie while he tries to let the woman know she has the wrong man.
03 - 903	December 13, 2006	Moxie Moron
Doug becomes the interim boss at IPS, but pretty much does the worst job imaginable. One of Carrie's co-workers "steals her moxie" so she vows to become more noticeable at her job. The plan backfires when she realizes there are downsides to getting noticed.
04 - 904	December 13, 2006	Major Disturbance
Doug accidentally scares Deacon and Kelly's son Major, so the two decide they no longer want him spending time with Doug. Meanwhile, Arthur and his senior center buddies are chewed up and spat out by the service industry when they start up their own business.
05 - 905	December 20, 2006	Ruff Goin'
Doug adopts a dog, but when the dog begins to take after Doug and Arthur, Carrie quickly grows tired of having three lazy boys hanging around the house. Trying to get rid of the dog proves useless until a very interesting buyer steps up.
06 - 906	January 3, 2007	Brace Yourself
Major's drawing of Arthur makes him self-conscious to the point of asking Doug and Carrie for braces (for his teeth, not his legs). Doug and Carrie are reluctant to say yes. Meanwhile, Spence loses his job in the subway so Kelly hires him to help out around their house.
07- 907	April 9, 2007	Home Cheapo
Carrie is upset when she learns that Deacon and Kelly bought a vacation house. She believes they were able to afford it because they're cheap and freeload off of her and Doug. Elsewhere, Arthur gives job-hunting tips to Spence.
08- 908	April 16, 2007	Offensive Fowl
Doug becomes a vegetarian after hitting, and nearly killing, a chicken with his IPS truck. Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her.
09- 909	April 23, 2007	Mild Bunch
At Doug's high school reunion, Doug and an old classmate (played by Adam Sandler) plot revenge on their former principal. Meanwhile, Carrie and Arthur try hard to find a movie to watch which they will both enjoy.
10- 910	April 30, 2007	Manhattan Project (1)
Carrie wants to move to an apartment in Manhattan, but Doug wants to stay in Queens. Their impasse makes them realize they have very different ideas about their future, with Carrie ultimately moving to the apartment without Doug. Meanwhile at the senior center, Arthur encounters an old singer (played by Lainie Kazan) whom he trains and eventually becomes engaged to. Tucker Carlson appears as himself.
11- 911	May 7, 2007	Single Spaced (2)
Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after they get marriage counseling from their priest and run into friends who recently had a child. But, while Doug holds up his end of the bargain, and gets a new job, Carrie secretly keeps the apartment.
12- 912, 13- 913	May 14, 2007	China Syndrome (series finale, runtime of two regular episodes)
Doug, having discovered that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city, tells her he wants a divorce. Carrie wants to stay together, and plans to go to China to pick up their adopted child. Also, Arthur's bride leaves him just before the wedding, so he instead marries his second choice, Spence's mother. Nicole Sullivan returns as a pregnant, single Holly. Doug and Carrie race to China, each attempting to claim their baby before the other. Finding themselves on the same plane, they resolve their dispute and pick up their baby together. Carrie finds out after adopting that she is pregnant. The show ends one year later with Doug and Carrie, and their two kids, and Arthur moving back in after a falling out with newlywed wife. The series ends with a montage of clips from the past seasons.