List of The Golden Girls episodes

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Contents 1 Season One 2 Season Two 3 Season Three 4 Season Four 5 Season Five 6 Season Six 7 Season Seven

[edit] Season One

Ep #	Title	Air date
01	The Engagement	September 14, 1985
	Pilot. Blanche has been dating a man named Harry, and the others suspect he is about to propose to her. Later, Harry is arrested for bigamy.
02	Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding?	September 21, 1985
	Dorothy is forced into a close encounter with her ex-husband Stan when their daughter is set to marry a podiatrist.
03	Rose the Prude	September 28, 1985
	Romantic enticements, like sea-breezes and moonlight on the water, are not what Rose has had to think about for some time.
04	Transplant	October 5, 1985
	Blanche's younger sister, Virginia, whom she hates, visits from Atlanta with shocking news: She needs a kidney transplant.
05	The Triangle	October 19, 1985
	After an attractive doctor gives Sophia a routine check-up, Dorothy and Blanche are both smitten, proving that the old saying "two's a company, three's a crowd" comes home to roost.
06	On Golden Girls	October 26, 1985
	The household is disrupted when Blanche's unruly 14-year-old grandson visits.
07	The Competition	November 2, 1985
	Dorothy objects to Sophia's desire to travel to Sicily with a man she was once engaged to, and a bowling match decides who wins their bet.
08	Break-In	November 9, 1985
	The ladies are robbed, causing Rose to fear for her safety.
09	Blanche and the Younger Man	November 16, 1985
	Blanche goes out on a date with her younger fitness instructor. Also, Rose's overprotection alienates her active mother. Guest stars Jeanette Nolan
10	Heart Attack	November 23, 1985
	After a party, Sophia thinks she is having a heart attack after she experiences severe chest pain, and she complains of "Pavarotti sitting on my chest."
11	The Return of Dorothy's Ex (a.k.a. Stan's Return)	November 30, 1985
	Dorothy's ex-husband, Stan, visits to have some legal documents signed for the sale of a plot of land they bought during their honeymoon. However, he also has reconciliation on his mind. Guest stars Simone Griffeth.
12	The Custody Battle	December 7, 1985
	Blanche and Rose audition for the same part in Macbeth. Meanwhile, Dorothy's wealthy sister visits with the intention of having Sophia move to California with her. Guest stars Doris Belack.
13	A Little Romance	December 14, 1985
	Good things come in small packages, as Rose must realize, to introduce her new beau (a midget) to her roommates. Guest stars Brent Collins, Billy Barty, Jeane Dixon.
14	That Was No Lady	December 21, 1985
	After a few passion-filled dates, Dorothy's beau admits that he is married. This causes Dorothy to go into a deep depression. Guest stars Lloyd Bochner, Peter Hansen.
15	In A Bed of Rose's	January 11, 1986
	After dating for about a month, Al wants to get to know Rose in a biblical sense. However, after she obliges, he dies in his sleep.
16	The Truth Will Out (a.k.a. The Will)	January 18, 1986
	Rose's daughter and granddaughter visit to settle Rose's late husband's estate – with some major surprises. Guest stars Bridgette Andersen, Christine Belford.
17	Nice and Easy	February 1, 1986
	Blanche's beloved niece visits Miami, and turns out to be much younger version of Blanche. Guest stars Hallie Todd.
18	The Operation	February 8, 1986
	While rehearsing for a tap dancing recital, Dorothy injures herself attempting to perform a "Cincinnati time step with a double pull-back", and requires foot surgery. Guest stars Robert Picardo, Anne Haney, Bill Quinn.
19	Second Motherhood	February 15, 1986
	Blanche dates a wealthy man, who puts his business before his family.
20	Adult Education	February 22, 1986
	The girls try desperately to get Frank Sinatra tickets, while Blanche attends night school, in hopes of getting a promotion at the museum. However, what she gets is a valuable lesson on sexual harassment. Guest stars Jerry Hardin.
21	Flu Attack (a.k.a. The Flu)	March 1, 1986
	The ladies all come down with the flu just days before an awards banquet. Guest stars Dom Irrera, Silvana Gallardo.
22	Job Hunting	March 8, 1986
	Due to a lack of funding, the grief counseling center is closed, forcing Rose to seek employment elsewhere.
23	Blind Ambitions	March 29, 1986
	Rose's sight-impaired, strong-willed sister visits. Guest stars Polly Holliday, Stuart Fratkin.
24	Big Daddy	May 3, 1986
	Blanche's father visits with a big surprise: He sold the family's mansion to become a country singer. Guest stars Murray Hamilton, Gordon Jump, Peggy Pope, Gary Grubbs, Tony Frank, Blake Emmons.
25	The Way We Met	May 10, 1986
	The girls reminisce about how they came to live together, after watching the movie Psycho. Guest stars Edan Gross, Dom Irrera.

[edit] Season Two

Ep #	Title	Air date
26	End of the Curse	September 27, 1986
	Menopause initially causes Blanche to think that she is pregnant. After discovering the truth, however, she becomes severely depressed.
27	Ladies of the Evening	October 4, 1986
	The roommates are excited when they win tickets to the premiere of Burt Reynolds' new movie and passes to the after-party. However, they are mistakenly arrested for prostitution on the same night as the show.
28	Take Him, He's Mine	October 11, 1986
	Blanche and Stan hit it off, angering Dorothy. Rose and Sophia team up to sell sandwiches – amid threats from "the mob".
29	It's a Miserable Life	November 1, 1986
	While the girls are campaigning to save a 200-year-old oak tree, the most hated woman in the neighborhood dies. Coincidentally, she expires after Rose angrily tells her to "drop dead". The girls pay for the funeral, but no mourners show up.
30	Isn't it Romantic	November 8, 1986
	Dorothy's lesbian friend from high school falls for Rose.
31	Big Daddy's Little Lady	November 15, 1986
	Blanche's father, "Big Daddy", plans to wed a much-younger woman. Dorothy and Rose enter a song-writing contest sponsored by Anita Bryant.
32	Family Affair	November 22, 1986
	Blanche sets up Rose's visiting daughter on a date with Dorothy's son when the latter visits unexpectedly.
33	Vacation	November 29, 1986
	Dorothy, Rose, and Blanche travel to an island in the Caribbean, which turns out to be less than satisfactory. Back in Miami, Sophia tries to woo a Japanese gardener. Guest stars Paul Rodriguez.
34	Joust Between Friends	December 6, 1986
	Blanche becomes jealous when Dorothy surpasses expectations while working at the museum.
35	Love, Rose	December 13, 1986
	Blanche and Dorothy write letters from a fictitious suitor in response to Rose's personal ad, in hopes of cheering her up after a prolonged "dating slump".
36	'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas	December 20, 1986
	A series of mishaps almost ruins the ladies' Christmas, only for a total stranger to help them realize the truth in the end.
37	The Sisters	January 3, 1987
	Dorothy arranges for Sophia's estranged sister, Angela, to fly from Sicily to Miami as a surprise gift for Sophia's birthday. However, the surprise is on Dorothy.
38	The Stan Who Came to Dinner	January 10, 1987
	After major heart surgery, Stan temporarily moves in with the ladies, and quickly overstays his welcome.
39	The Actor	January 17, 1987
	The ladies act in a community play that stars a suave actor, who ends up dating every female in the cast.
40	Before and After	January 24, 1987
	Rose decides to "eat life" after suffering a esophageal spasm. After clashing with Blanche and Dorothy, she moves into a new apartment with new roommates, but ultimately ends up missing her old lifestyle.
41	And Then There Was One	January 31, 1987
	Sophia runs in a marathon, while the ladies babysit several children. The parents of one of the children do not return, making Blanche feel maternal.
42	Bedtime Story	February 7, 1987
	Trying to decide on sleeping arrangements for visiting relatives, the ladies conjure up recollections of places where they have previously slept.
43	Forgive Me, Father	February 14, 1987
	Dorothy unwittingly befriends a priest.
44	Long Day's Journey into Marinara	February 21, 1987
	Sophia's sister, Angela, seems to want everyone and everything in Sophia's life.
45	Whose Face is This, Anyway?	February 28, 1987
	After attending a class reunion, Blanche opts for plastic surgery. Meanwhile, Rose follows Dorothy around the house with a video camera to film her for a project.
46	Dorothy's Prized Pupil	March 14, 1987
	One of Dorothy's favorite students turns out to be an illegal alien. Guest stars Mario Lopez.
47	Diamond in the Rough	March 21, 1987
	Blanche falls for a handsome caterer, and then has second thoughts because of their differences. Guest stars Donnelly Rhodes.
48	Son-in-Law Dearest	April 11, 1987
	Dorothy's daughter arrives with shocking news, which the ladies initially get a false first impression over.
49	To Catch a Neighbor	May 2, 1987
	Undercover detectives stake-out at the ladies' house to capture jewel thieves. Guest stars George Clooney.
50	A Piece of Cake	May 9, 1987
	The ladies have recollections of prior birthday celebrations while preparing for a surprise birthday party.
51	Empty Nests	May 16, 1987
	Neighbors Renee and George experience marital problems. Guest stars Paul Dooley. This episode was a test pilot that was intended to become the spin-off series Empty Nest, but the cast and concept was later changed significantly.

[edit] Season Three

Ep #	Title	Air date
52	Old Friends	September 19, 1987
	Sophia befriends a man with Alzheimer's Disease, while Blanche accidentally gives Rose's teddy bear to a Girl Scout community volunteer.
53	One For the Money	September 26, 1987
	The ladies recall previous money-making attempts.
54	Bringing Up Baby	October 3, 1987
	Rose is offered $100,000 to care for her late uncle's pet pig.
55	The Housekeeper	October 17, 1987
	The ladies mistakenly believe that their housekeeper has magical powers.
56	Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself	October 24, 1987
	Blanche, Rose, and Dorothy must face their fears: Blanche is afraid to be in an enclosed space with bald men, Rose is afraid to give the eulogy of her deceased relative, and Dorothy is afraid of flying in an airplane.
57	Letter to Gorbachev	October 31, 1987
	Rose writes a touching letter to Mikhail Gorbachev, in which she requests world peace. When Russian authorities come to Miami, they expect Rose to be a nine-year-old girl, so the ladies play along with the charade. Features the famous "Thanks for the Medicare" scene.
58	Strange Bedfellows	November 7, 1987
	A political candidate, whom the ladies are campaigning for, falsely claims that he and Blanche had an affair. When confronted by Blanche, he drops an even bigger bombshell; that he made up the rumor to throw the press off from the fact that he had been born a woman.
59	Brotherly Love	November 14, 1987
	Dorothy hits it off with Stan's brother, angering an unexpecting Blanche.
60	A Visit from Little Sven	November 21, 1987
	Rose's visiting cousin falls for Blanche after a jealous scheme goes awry.
61	The Audit	November 28, 1987
	Dorothy and Stan are audited by the IRS, and they may be deep trouble when it comes to light that Stan was foolishly and secretly spending money on extravagant items.
62	Three On a Couch	December 5, 1987
	Constant bickering leads the ladies to seek professional counseling from a psychiatrist.
63	Charlie's Buddy	December 12, 1987
	A visitor claims to have fought in battle with Rose's late husband, but he is actually just out for Rose's money.
64	The Artist	December 19, 1987
	Blanche, Rose, and Dorothy all pose nude for a sculptor.
65	Blanche's Little Girl	January 9, 1988
	Blanche's estranged daughter, Rebecca, visits — having failed as a model in Paris, and has become obese. Her boyfriend is rude and obnoxious toward her, and Blanche is afraid that if she stands up for Rebecca, she will think that Blanche is meddling in her affairs and cut ties her with again.
66	Dorothy's New Friend	January 16, 1988
	A local novelist, whom Dorothy befriends, reveals her true colors to Rose and Blanche.
67	Grab That Dough	January 23, 1988
	The girls visit Hollywood, California to be on the game show Grab that Dough. They are forced to travel cross-country the day before the show, only to find that their hotel has no vacant rooms, forcing them to pay to sleep overnight in the hotel lobby -- without any luggage or spare clothes. While they sleep, however, someone steals their purses.
68	My Brother, My Father	February 6, 1988
	Sophia's brother, Angelo, visits, and everyone (including Angelo) is deceitful about their real lives.
69	Golden Moments (1)	February 13, 1988
	Sophia intends to move to California to live with her eccentric son, Phil.
70	Golden Moments (2)	February 13, 1988
	Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose try to talk Sophia out of leaving.
71	And Ma Makes Three	February 20, 1988
	Sophia becomes "the third wheel" in Dorothy's latest relationship.
72	Larceny and Old Lace	February 27, 1988
	An alleged former gangster tries to woo Sophia. Guest stars Mickey Rooney.
73	Rose's Big Adventure	March 12, 1988
	Rose's newly-retired beau becomes nothing more than a couch potato.
74	Mixed Blessing	March 19, 1988
	Dorothy's son plans to wed a much older African-American woman.
75	Mister Terrific	April 30, 1988
	Rose starts dating television superhero "Mr. Terrific", whom Dorothy inadvertently gets fired. His on-air sidekick replaces him. Nevertheless, -- as usual -- he still saves the day and re-gains his job.
76	Mother's Day	May 7, 1988
	Waiting for their children to call, the girls reminisce about their own prior Mother's Day memories: Sophia reminisces about an incident involving her mother, played by Beatrice Arthur; Rose reminisces about a motherly lady she once met at a bus station, whose biological daughter passed away many years earlier; and Blanche reminisces about the last Mother's Day she spent with her mother. Guest stars Geraldine Fitzgerald as Anna, the lady at the bus station; and Alice Ghostley as Mrs. Zbornak, Stan's mother.

[edit] Season Four

Ep #	Title	Air date
77	Yes, We Have No Havanas	October 8, 1988
	Blanche and Sophia date the same man, causing a rift between them. Meanwhile, Dorothy teaches a history class for high school drop-outs -- with Rose as one of her students.
78	The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo	October 22, 1988
	Dorothy thinks that Sophia needs to change her lifestyle.
79	The One That Got Away	October 29, 1988
	Blanche tries to woo the only man to ever reject her. Rose spots a UFO, much to Dorothy's disbelief.
80	Yokel Hero	November 5, 1988
	After Dorothy and Blanche forge Rose's accomplishments, Rose becomes St. Olaf's "Woman of the Year". Guest appearance by Richard Mulligan as pediatrician Dr. Harry Weston to cross-promote the new NBC sitcom Empty Nest.
81	Bang the Drum, Stanley	November 12, 1988
	Stan talks Sophia into a frivolous lawsuit just for the settlement.
82	Sophia's Wedding (1)	November 19, 1988
	Sophia's dearest friend dies, and Sophia must face her old nemesis (also the deceased's widower). Guest stars Quentin Tarantino as an Elvis Presley impersonator.
83	Sophia's Wedding (2)	November 26, 1988
	Sophia and Max return from their honeymoon, and they try to resurrect Max and Salvador's old pizza-and-knish stand at the beach. Dorothy being under a lot of stress starts smoking cigarettes again after fifteen years without smoking.
84	Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket	December 3, 1988
	A frantic search to retrieve a winning lottery ticket (which Sophia accidentally gave away) takes the ladies to a homeless shelter. Pseudo-appearance by Michael Jackson.
85	Scared Straight	December 10, 1988
	Blanche's brother, Clayton, visits, and "comes out of the closet" after much hesitation. Guest stars Monte Markham, Nancy Priddy.
86	Stan Takes a Wife	January 7, 1989
	Dorothy realizes her true feelings for her ex-husband after Sophia is hospitalized prior to Stan getting married to another woman. Guest stars Elinor Donahue.
87	The Auction	January 14, 1989
	In order to afford a new roof, the ladies invest in a dying artist's work.
88	Blind Date	January 28, 1989
	Blanche unexpectedly meets a new man after being stood up by her current beau.
89	The Impotence of Being Ernest	February 4, 1989
	Rose's latest love interest is impotent. Meanwhile, Sophia receives a black feather, which has her acting like a double secret agent. Guest stars Richard Herd.
90	Love Me Tender	February 6, 1989
	Sophia objects to Dorothy's new lover. Blanche and Rose become pals to two motherless girls, who also happen to be juvenile delinquents. Guest stars John Fiedler, Stefanie Ridel.
91	Valentine's Day	February 11, 1989
	The ladies remember the unique ways they have celebrated Valentine's Day in the past. Guest stars Bill Dana; special appearance by Julio Iglesias.
92	Two Rode Together	February 18, 1989
	Dorothy spends some "quality time" with Sophia in the Florida Keys, while Rose and Blanche collaborate to write a children's book with not so good results. Special appearance by Freddie Jackson.
93	You Gotta Have Hope	February 25, 1989
	A childhood fantasy leads Rose to believe that Bob Hope is her father. Meanwhile, Dorothy is in charge of a variety show. Guest stars Bob Hope, Douglas Seale, the Del Rubio triplets, Daniel Rosen.
94	Fiddler On the Ropes	March 4, 1989
	Sophia invests the roommates' money in a prizefighter. Guest stars Chick Vennera, Pamela Kosh.
95	Till Death Do We Volley	March 18, 1989
	Dorothy rekindles an old rivalry at her high school reunion. Guest stars Anne Francis.
96	High Anxiety	March 25, 1989
	Rose tells the other ladies that she is addicted to painkillers, while Sophia and Dorothy star in a commercial. Guest stars Jay Thomas.
97	Little Sister	April 1, 1989
	Rose's sister, Holly, leaves Rose out of various activities. Guest stars Inga Swenson, Jerry Hardin.
98	Sophia's Choice	April 15, 1989
	Sophia schemes to remove her friend, Lillian, from "the worst nursing home in the city". Guest stars Ellen Albertini Dow.
99	Rites of Spring	April 29, 1989
	While preparing for an upcoming party, the ladies recall past attempts to get in shape. Guest stars Lloyd Bochner.
100	Foreign Exchange	May 6, 1989
	Dorothy may have been switched at birth. Guest stars Vito Scotti, Nan Martin.
101	We're Outta Here (1)	May 13, 1989
	A man makes a lucrative offer for Blanche's house.
102	We're Outta Here (2)	May 13, 1989
	The roommates mull over whether or not they should give up the house.

[edit] Season Five

Ep #	Title	Air date
103	Sick and Tired (1)	September 23, 1989
	Nobody seems to know what is wrong with Dorothy, who suffers from a lengthy illness.
104	Sick and Tired (2)	September 30, 1989
	Dorothy discovers that she has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.
105	The Accurate Conception	October 14, 1989
	Blanche's daughter wants to undergo artificial insemination, which completely horrifies Blanche.
106	Rose Fights Back	October 21, 1989
	Rose is a victim of age discrimination in the workplace.
107	Love Under the Big Top	October 28, 1989
	Dorothy's boyfriend needs to balance studying law and being a circus clown. Guest stars Dick Van Dyke.
108	Dancing In the Dark	November 4, 1989
	Rose thinks that she is not smart enough for her dance partner, who is a college professor.
109	Not Another Monday	November 11, 1989
	Sophia is forced to make a difficult choice when her ailing friend requests Sophia's presence when the frail woman decides to commit suicide. Meanwhile, the ladies take care of a baby while his parents are away.
110	That Old Feeling	November 18, 1989
	Blanche wants to marry her late husband's brother.
111	Comedy of Errors	November 25, 1989
	Dorothy attempts stand-up comedy, while Blanche prepares for an IRS audit.
112	All That Jazz	December 2, 1989
	Dorothy must "get tough" with her lazy son by throwing him out of her house, and "forcing him to grow up".
113	Ebb Tide	December 9, 1989
	Blanche clashes with her sister at their father's funeral.
114	Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas	December 16, 1989
	Stan visits trying to get the ladies to invest in a research and development lab for novelties. The ladies volunteer at a soup kitchen on Christmas.
115	Mary Has a Little Lamb	January 6, 1990
	After a neighbor has an argument with his pregnant daughter, the ladies look after the frustrated teenager.
116	Great Expectations	January 13, 1990
	Rose tries to enroll Dorothy in a positive-thinking group. Meanwhile, Blanche is afraid to visit her latest beau in the hospital after he suffers a heart attack.
117	Triple Play	January 27, 1990
	Rose meets her boyfriend's daughter, who thinks that her father should remain single.
118	Clinton Avenue Memoirs	February 3, 1990
	Sophia decides to visit her previous residence in Brooklyn to jog her memories of her late husband.
119	Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom	February 10, 1990
	Blanche worries that a pacemaker will affect her sex life.
120	An Illegitimate Concern	February 12, 1990
	Blanche learns from a visiting man that her deceased husband once cheated on her.
121	72 Hours	February 17, 1990
	A blood transfusion may have given Rose AIDS.
122	Twice In a Lifetime	February 24, 1990
	Two men vie for Rose's affections, and she is forced to decide between her old boyfriend and her current boyfriend.
123	Sisters and Other Strangers	March 3, 1990
	Blanche unwittingly inspires her sister's newly-published romance novel, while Stan's cousin from Czechoslovakia stays with the ladies. (The name of this episode is a play on the film Lovers and Other Strangers, which Bea Arthur starred in.)
124	Cheaters	March 24, 1990
	Dorothy rekindles a romance, while Sophia and Blanche fall victims to a scam.
125	The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present	March 31, 1990
	Sophia oversees an old curse that she once placed on a wedding the ladies are attending.
126	All Bets Are Off	April 28, 1990
	Dorothy becomes addicted to gambling after she spends a day at the racetrack.
127	The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (1)	May 5, 1990
	The girls learns that President George H. W. Bush is coming to Miami, and their house is a possible candidate for his stop along the way to a retirement home. The girls then reminisce, as a Secret Service agent informally interrogates them.
128	The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (2)	May 5, 1990
	The girls continue to reminisce with a Secret Service agent, and the President decides to stop at their house. However, the President is only heard, and his face is never shown.

[edit] Season Six

Ep #	Title	Air date
129	Blanche Delivers	September 22, 1990
	Blanche's daughter is ready to give birth in an unorthodox manner.
130	Once, In St. Olaf	September 29, 1990
	Rose meets her biological father while volunteering at the hospital. Meanwhile, Sophia must undergo hernia surgery.
131	If At Last You Do Succeed	October 6, 1990
	Finally having become rich with one of his "silly" contraptions, Dorothy's ex-husband, Stan, tries to win her back.
132	Snap Out Of It	October 13, 1990
	Dorothy befriends an aging hippie, who mistakes her friendship for love.
133	Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy	October 20, 1990
	Blanche's childhood nanny visits, and ultimately reveals that she once had an affair with Blanche's father.
134	Feelings	October 27, 1990
	Outside pressure forces Dorothy to give a star athlete a passing grade, which would allow him to play in an upcoming football game.
135	Zborn Again	November 3, 1990
	Dorothy and Stan anticipate getting back together.
136	How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?	November 10, 1990
	Sophia wants to become a nun to "replace" her deceased friend.
137	Mrs. George Devereaux	November 17, 1990
	Blanche's secret admirer turns out to be her "dead" husband, who faked his death, and now wants to reconcile.
138	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die	November 24, 1990
	Blanche's well-mentioned advice to Sophia and Rose turns out to be not so good.
139	Stand by Your Man	December 1, 1990
	Blanche is reluctant to commit to a man she meets, who is relegated to a wheelchair.
140	Ebbtide's Revenge	December 14, 1990
	Sophia clashes with her daughter-in-law at her son's funeral over the real cause of a life-long argument.
141	The Bloom Is Off the Rose	January 5, 1991
	Rose thinks that Miles is getting "boring", and she decides to "spice up" their relationship.
142	Sisters of the Bride	January 12, 1991
	Blanche's openly homosexual brother wants to wed another man.
143	Miles to Go	January 19, 1991
	Miles reveals that he is in the Witness Relocation Program.
144	There Goes the Bride (1)	February 2, 1991
	Dorothy and Stan hit it off after secretly dating for quite some time.
145	There Goes the Bride (2)	February 9, 1991
	Sophia vehemently objects to Dorothy and Stan re-marrying.
146	Older and Wiser	February 16, 1991
	Dorothy takes Sophia to a nursing home, but for daytime care, not a job.
147	Melodrama	February 16, 1991
	Blanche wants a commitment from her "romantic confidante".
148	Even Grandmas Get the Blues	March 2, 1991
	Blanche fails to correct a man, who thinks that Blanche's granddaughter is her own child.
149	Witness	March 9, 1991
	A con man, who turns out to be a gangster Miles once sent to prison, dates Rose just to get to Miles, who suddenly returns.
150	What a Difference a Date Makes	March 23, 1991
	Dorothy's prom date returns to see her again with some shocking information about their previous date.
151	Love For Sale	April 6, 1991
	Dorothy reluctantly enters a bachelorette auction.
152	Never Yell Fire In a Crowded Retirement Home (1)	April 27, 1991
	Sophia is suspected of burning down the nursing home where she once lived.
153	Never Yell Fire In a Crowded Retirement Home (2)	April 27, 1991
	An attorney helps to clear Sophia's name.
154	Henny Penny — Straight, No Chaser	May 4, 1991
	The ladies star in Dorothy's school play when her students are quarantined because of a widespread illness. Rose stars as Henny Penny, the chicken that believes "the sky is falling"; Blanche stars as Goosey Loosey; and Dorothy stars as Turkey Lurkey. The play gets rave reviews by the school newspaper, and the producers of the play ultimately succeed in inspiring the students to read.

[edit] Season Seven

Ep #	Title	Air date
155	Hey, Look Me Over	September 21, 1991
	Rose finds an old photograph of her late husband, Charlie, in Blanche's bed.
156	The Case of the Libertine Belle	September 28, 1991
	The ladies attend a 'Murder Mystery Weekend', where Blanche is suspected of committing a real murder.
157	Beauty and the Beast	October 5, 1991
	Blanche drags her granddaughter through a beauty pageant, while Sophia re-connects with an old nemesis.
158	That's For Me to Know	October 12, 1991
	Blanche must either upgrade the house or "lose a renter". Meanwhile, Dorothy demands to know about Sophia's first (previously unknown) husband.
159	Where's Charlie?	October 19, 1991
	After Miles gives Rose a "friendship ring", she thinks that Charlie is angrily trying to contact her from beyond the grave.
160	Mother Load	October 26, 1991
	After Blanche starts dating a TV news reporter, she must fend off another woman: the man's overbearing mother.
161	Dateline: Miami	November 2, 1991
	Sophia, Blanche, and Rose recall "bad dates" when Dorothy is the only one with a date on a Saturday night.
162	The Monkey Show (1)	November 9, 1991
	A hurricane and Dorothy's now-broke sister arrive in Miami. Stan tries to "get over" Dorothy by sleeping with her sister, Gloria.
163	The Monkey Show (2)	November 9, 1991
	Dorothy learns that Sophia actually encouraged Stan and Gloria to "hook-up".
164	Ro$e Love$ Mile$	November 16, 1991
	After tiring of Miles' "frugality", Rose goes on a double date with Blanche and her wealthy friends.
165	Room 7	November 23, 1991
	Both Sophia and Blanche have supernatural experiences.
166	From Here to the Pharmacy	December 7, 1991
	A Persian Gulf soldier, whom Blanche cannot remember, returns to win her back.
167	The Pope's Ring	December 14, 1991
	Sophia accidentally takes Pope John Paul II's piscatory ring, in hopes of "The Pontiff" blessing Sophia's ill friend in the hospital, but she is forced to return it.
168	Old Boyfriends	January 4, 1992
	Rose can't remember an acquaintance named Thor from St. Olaf. Meanwhile, Sophia meets a man through an ad in the newspaper.
169	Goodbye, Mr. Gordon	January 11, 1992
	Dorothy's former English teacher from high school returns, and ends up taking all the credit for a piece that Dorothy wrote.
170	The Commitments	January 25, 1992
	Dorothy dates a Beatles impersonator, while a new man in her life causes Blanche to question her sexuality.
171	Questions and Answers	February 8, 1992
	Dorothy strives to be a contestant on TV game show Jeopardy!.
172	Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan	February 15, 1992
	Dorothy and Stan are both arrested as "slum-lords".
173	Journey to the Center of Attention	February 22, 1992
	Dorothy becomes more popular at Blanche's regular nightspot.
174	A Midwinter Night's Dream (1)	February 29, 1992
	Everything seems to go all wrong at Blanche's party.
175	A Midwinter Night's Dream (2)	February 29, 1992
	Sophia needs to complete 3 tasks to "save" Dorothy, Miles and Dorothy must admit to their kiss, Rose and Miles contemplate marriage, and Blanche befriends a thief.
176	Rose: Portrait of a Woman	March 7, 1992
	Rose gives Miles a boudoir photo of herself for his birthday.
177	Home Again, Rose (1)	April 25, 1992
	After being too sick to attend her own high school reunion, Rose and the ladies crash another reunion that is being held in Miami.
178	Home Again, Rose (2)	May 2, 1992
	Rose must undergo triple-bypass heart surgery.
179	One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (1)	May 9, 1992
	Blanche tricks Dorothy into going out with her visiting Uncle Lucas. While out together, Dorothy and Lucas decide to seek revenge on Blanche by pretending to get engaged. Meanwhile, they really do fall in love. They soon plan to have a real wedding.
180	One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (2)	May 9, 1992
	Dorothy and Blanche's Uncle Lucas get married, and the ladies part company.

v • d • e The Golden Girls Main characters: Blanche Devereaux (Rue McClanahan) · Rose Nylund (Betty White) · Sophia Petrillo (Estelle Getty) · Dorothy Zbornak (Bea Arthur) Recurring characters: Lucas Hollingsworth (Leslie Nielsen) · Stanley Zbornak(Herb Edelman) Episodes: List of The Golden Girls episodes Spinoff and related series: The Golden Palace · Empty Nest · Nurses Also: St. Olaf, Minnesota · "Thank You for Being a Friend"