| # |
Episode |
Airdate |
Overview |
| 01 |
"Pilot" |
September 24 |
On their first date, free-spirited Dharma Finkelstein and straight laced Greg Montgomery are married in a private ceremony. |
| 02 |
"And the In-Laws Meet" |
October 1 |
The less-than-pleased parents of Dharma and Greg meet for the first time. |
| 03 |
"Shower the People You Love With Love" |
October 8 |
Dharma goes to buy Greg a shower while Greg endures an afternoon of golfing with Edward and Larry. |
| 04 |
"And Then There's the Wedding" |
October 15 |
Dharma and Greg are married again for their parents. |
| 05 |
"The Ex-Files" |
October 22 |
Greg's Ex returns and she still has feelings for Greg. |
| 06 |
"Yoga and Boo, Boo" |
October 29 |
Dharma introduces Greg to Yoga, hoping to reduce his stress level. |
| 07 |
"Indian Summer" |
November 5 |
An elderly Native American has decided to live with Dharma and Greg until he dies, because their apartment now stands on his ancestors' sacred burial ground. |
| 08 |
"Mr. Montgomery Goes to Washington" |
November 12 |
Greg runs for Congress but neither he nor Dharma are prepared for the social graces of the job. |
| 09 |
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father" |
November 19 |
Family secrets are revealed when Dharma and Greg are given a background check for Greg's security upgrade. |
| 10 |
"The First Thanksgiving" |
November 26 |
Dharma volunteers to make Thanksgiving dinner for the entire family. |
| 11 |
"Instant Dharma" |
December 10 |
Dharma's yoga students are deserting her class for a popular self-defense class taught by a wacko. |
| 12 |
"Haus Arrest" |
December 17 |
Greg's teenage niece visits him and Dharma for the holidays. |
| 13 |
"Do You Want Fries With That?" |
January 7 |
Dharma convinces Greg to quit his job and flip burgers, much to his parents' chagrin. |
| 14 |
"Old Yeller" |
January 21 |
Dharma needs a mode of transportation so she buys a school bus. Greg's parents host a reception for a famous artist who turns out to have been Abby's ex-fiance. |
| 15 |
"The Second Coming of Leonard" |
February 4 |
Everyone is enamored over Dharma's former boyfriend Leonard - except Greg. |
| 16 |
"Dharma and Greg's First Romantic Valentine's Day Weekend" |
February 11 |
All sorts of problems arise during Dharma and Greg's romantic weekend in upstate New York. |
| 17 |
"The Official Dharma & Greg Episode of the 1998 Winter Olympics" |
February 25 |
Dharma, Abby and Jane try to help Kitty cope with her 50th birthday while Greg, Edward and Larry go skiing. |
| 18 |
"Daughter of the Bride of Finkelstein" |
March 4 |
Dharma and Greg move in with Greg's parents after a plumbing emergency. The Finkelsteins contemplate marriage after 28 years of living together. |
| 19 |
"Dharma's Tangled Web" |
March 11 |
Dharma learns that Kitty and Edward are separating and creates a mess when she tries to keep the news from Greg. |
| 20 |
"The Cat's Out of the Bag" |
April 1 |
Dharma attempts to help the Montgomerys' sex life by taking Kitty to an adult erotica shop where they naturally run into Larry and Abby. |
| 21 |
"Spring Forward, Fall Down" |
April 28 |
Dharma convinces Greg to join her in a dance competition at Kitty and Edward's country club. |
| 22 |
"Much Ado During Nothing" |
May 13 |
Dharma and Greg try to have sex in the most unusual place to win back a stuffed duck from Jane, using the last episode of Seinfeld as a cover. |
| 23 |
"Invasion of the Buddy Snatcher" |
May 20 |
Dharma becomes friends with Greg's poker buddies and "humanizes" them to Greg. |
| # |
Episode |
Airdate |
Overview |
| 201 |
"Ringing Up Baby" |
September 23 |
Dharma agrees to adopt the baby of a pregnant checkout girl named Donna. |
| 202 |
"It Takes a Village" |
September 30 |
As part of the "it takes a village to raise a child" philosophy, Dharma's parents bring in several people to raise Donna's baby. Kitty wants to name the baby after Edward's Uncle Fergus. |
| 203 |
"Turn Turn Turn" |
October 7 |
Donna changes her mind and asks Dharma and Greg for her baby back. |
| 204 |
"The Paper Hat Anniversary" |
October 14 |
Dharma and Greg fake a fight to get out of spending their anniversary with their parents, but inadvertently start a real one. After their car breaks down, they make it to a diner and end up having to run the place. |
| 205 |
"Unarmed and Dangerous" |
October 21 |
Pete gets in an accident and Dharma tries to nurse him back to health, both physically and spiritually. Meanwhile Kitty is busy trying to throw a big "Save the Ducks" fundraiser. |
| 206 |
"A Closet Full of Hell" |
October 28 |
Season 2's Halloween episode involving creepy dolls in a hidden closet. This episode is a satire on the horror movie genre with a surprise ending. |
| 207 |
"Valet Girl" |
November 4 |
Dharma and Greg attend the wedding of Kitty's housekeeper. After volunteering to help with the valet parking, Dharma spends some quality time with one of the guest's sports cars while Greg gets into big trouble for a long past contention that another of the guests was his "first". |
| 208 |
"Like, Dharma's Totally Got a Date" |
November 11 |
Dharma tries to boost the ego of a neighborhood high school kid by going with him to the prom. Meanwhile, Larry startles Kitty causing her to fall and injure her tailbone. After being embarrassed in front of the mayor, she responds by suing Larry. |
| 209 |
"Brought to You in DharmaVision" |
November 18 |
It seems that Dharma has gone too far in trying to be accepted into Greg's family, so the spirit of her Indian friend George shows up to guide her back to herself. Dharma ends up in the woods with Jane where Greg and Larry try to go "rescue" them. |
| 210 |
"Yes, We Have No Bananas (or Anything Else for That Matter)" |
November 25 |
Greg is upset at being given the same "Superior" rating as Pete and spends the episode trying to find ways to show his boss the difference between "OK" and "superior" while at the same time being driven to distraction by Dharma's new business, which doesn't sell anything. |
| 211 |
"The House That Dharma Built" |
December 9 |
Larry and Abby's right to their property is under siege by an unscrupulous developer who is an old rival of Greg's. Greg and Pete go off to try to get even their way while Dharma and Jane try it another way. Eventually, the two groups meet up and the real estate developer's wife gives them everything they need because Dharma simply asks. |
| 212 |
"Are You Ready for Some Football?" |
December 16 |
When Greg and Pete take Dharma to see a football game, she becomes obsessed with the sport. Cameo by Steve Young. |
| 213 |
"Death and Violins" |
January 6 |
Dharma tries to help Kitty make up with her dying mother-in-law Beatrice Montgomery. |
| 214 |
"Dharma and Greg on a Hot Tin Roof" |
January 20 |
Dharma and Greg are masquerading as a southern couple in a golf shop one day when they bump into another truly "Southern" gentleman who it turns out is a judge before whom Greg has to argue a case. Too embarrassed and scared to come clean, Dharma and Greg spend the rest of the episode pretending to be a proper southern couple. |
| 215 |
"Dharma and the Horse She Rode In On" |
February 3 |
Someone else is falling for Dharma, and this time it's a horse who starts escaping from its stable and following Dharma around everywhere. |
| 216 |
"See Dharma Run" |
February 10 |
After she is fined for refilling parking meters, Dharma tries to run for public office. Jane and Pete are getting married in this episode. |
| 217 |
"Run, Dharma, Run" |
February 17 |
Dharma meets Karen Love, a formidable opponent in her run for office. |
| 218 |
"See Dharma Run Amok" |
February 24 |
Dharma's campaign ends in disgrace when Karen Love wins the election. |
| 219 |
"Everybody Must Get Stones" |
March 3 |
Dharma and Greg are humiliated at a special retreat for couples. |
| 220 |
"Dharma Drags Edward Out of Retirement" |
March 31 |
Edward, bored with retirement, goes out with Dharma to avoid another one of Kitty's activities and ends up running a clothing store for transvestites. Kitty is unhappy, not because he was chosen to work at that store, but because he has returned to the working life. |
| 221 |
"It Never Happened One Night" |
May 5 |
Kitty refuses to speak to Dharma after she reveals Kitty's humble origins to her country-club friends. |
| 222 |
"Bed, Bath and Beyond" |
May 12 |
Larry comes over when Greg is doing some work on the apartment and cluelessly causes a disaster. Walls open up, holes get put into the ceiling, and Greg gets beaten up after talking smack to a contractor. |
| 223 |
"A Girl Can Dream, Can't She?" |
May 19 |
When Dharma dreams Greg's plane will crash, she tries to stop him from going on a business trip. |
| 224 |
"The Dating Game" |
May 26 |
Yet another of Dharma and Greg's games becomes reality after the couple tries to go out on a "first date" again. Dharma gets mad and runs back to her parents' home and Greg has to win her back for real. |
| # |
Episode |
Airdate |
Overview |
| 301 |
"One Flew Over the Lawyer's Desk" |
09/21/99 |
Greg questions his reason for becoming a lawyer and begins a bumpy journey down a road of self-discovery. |
| 302 |
"Welcome to the Hotel Calamari" |
09/28/99 |
Greg's personal journey of self discovery leads him to a seedy motel, a squid factory and a chance meeting with a transsexual and his companion. |
| 303 |
"Dharma's Inferno" |
10/05/99 |
When the financial realities of Greg's unemployment sink in, Dharma takes on a slew of new jobs and makes a deal with the devil to make ends meet. |
| 304 |
"Play Lady Play" |
10/12/99 |
Dharma gives her musical talents a try when she agrees to play drums for a friend's high school band, but when things go awry Dharma scores a much bigger gig. |
| 305 |
"I Did It For You, Kitty" |
10/19/99 |
Dharma's good intentions get out of hand when Kitty shares her lifelong dream of winning a beauty pageant. |
| 306 |
"The Very Grateful Dead" |
10/26/99 |
Dharma and Greg's sex life gets an extra boost when the ghost of their recently deceased neighbor drops in to wrap up some unfinished business. |
| 307 |
"Fairway to Heaven" |
11/02/99 |
Greg's journey of self-discovery may mean that Dharma and he relocate to a road less traveled in Scotland. |
| 308 |
"Tie-Dyeing The Knot" |
11/09/99 |
When Abby and Larry decide to finally make their relationship unofficially official, Kenny Loggins stops by for a very special serenade. Meanwhile, a part-time resident of the local park, played by Tommy Chong, pushes Greg into a decision about his career. |
| 309 |
"Law and Disorder" |
11/16/99 |
Things get a bit too close for comfort when Greg starts a law practice at home and Dharma takes an interest in his cases. |
| 310 |
"Thanksgiving Until It Hurts" |
11/23/99 |
In an attempt to make Thanksgiving more enjoyable than last year's debacle, Dharma and Greg devise a plan to entirely avoid their families. But when the plan backfires, the festivities are almost more than they can bear. |
| 311 |
"Lawyers, Beer and Money" |
11/30/99 |
Greg gets defensive of his new law practice when Dharma is hired to appear in a commercial and brings home a big paycheck. |
| 312 |
"Looking for the Goodbars" |
12/14/99 |
Dharma and Greg are left with two extra concert tickets and no one to fill the seats. But when they search for some new companions, they discover they should have stuck with their old friends. |
| 313 |
"Drop Dead Gorgeous" |
01/11/00 |
Dharma discovers the limits of her trust for Greg, when she considers hiring a beautiful woman to work in Greg's office. |
| 314 |
"Good Cop, Bad Daughter" |
01/25/00 |
Abby may suffer the consequences when Dharma commits the ultimate crime against Larry by befriending two police officers. |
| 315 |
"The Trouble with Troubadour" |
02/08/00 |
By recommendation of their friend, Bob Dylan, guest stars Lyle Lovett and k.d. lang reach out to Dharma for help with their personal demons. Meanwhile, Greg struggles to get a romantic hotel suite for Valentine's Day weekend. |
| 316 |
"Weekend At Larry's" |
02/15/00 |
Dharma and Greg dig up some old family secrets in Abby and Larry's backyard, but can they re-bury them before the authorities find out? |
| 317 |
"The Spy Who Said He Loved Me" |
02/22/00 |
When Dharma and Greg bump into her ex-boyfriend, Scott, Dharma discovers several deeply hidden secrets about his past. Meanwhile, Greg is injured during an adventurous escapade with Dharma and has to make several very embarrassing trips to the doctor. |
| 318 |
"A Night to Remember" |
02/29/00 |
Much to Greg's horror, Dharma tries to help Donald make a memorable evening of his first sexual experience. Meanwhile, Greg searches for memories from his childhood but decides he would much rather remain in the present. |
| 319 |
"The Best Laid Plans" |
03/14/00 |
For the first time in her life, Dharma gets depressed about her sex life when she discovers that Greg can't make a move in the bedroom without checking his day planner first. |
| 320 |
"Talkin' 'Bout My Regeneration" |
04/04/00 |
Dharma's ritual of unburdening her sins every seven years reveals things that would be better off remaining a burden. Meanwhile, Larry convinces the Montgomerys' maid, Celia, to go on strike, leading everyone to discover how much control Celia has over Kitty's personality. |
| 321 |
"Big Daddy" |
04/11/00 |
When Greg meets the son of an old girlfriend he wonders if it's merely coincidence that the little boy bears a striking resemblance to him. |
| 322 |
"Your Place Or Mine" |
05/02/00 |
When Dharma discovers Greg's secret hideaway, she tries to bring him a little piece of happiness by moving a few too many things into their apartment. Meanwhile, Edward finally tires of Kitty's domineering ways. |
| 323 |
"Hell To The Chief" |
05/09/00 |
Hell hath no fury when Dharma wins a co-op group election over Abby. Meanwhile, Greg oversteps his boundaries when K.D. Lang asks him to settle a small legal matter for her. |
| 324 |
"Be My Baby" |
05/16/00 |
Dharma and Greg decide to take things to a whole new level when visions of babies begin dancing in her head. Meanwhile, Pete calls on Greg for a favor that he's not certain he can deliver. |
| # |
Episode |
Airdate |
Overview |
| 401 |
"Mother and Daughter Reunion" |
10/10/00 |
In the season premiere episode, Dharma expresses some negative thoughts about Abby and Larry's parenting skills. But when Abby's pregnancy is threatened by complications, Dharma experiences a long, dark night of the soul that only the spirit of a departed friend can get her through. |
| 402 |
"Love, Honor, and Ole!" |
10/24/00 |
Dharma tries to reconnect with her old life by planning a wild road trip to Mexico with her friends. When Greg decides to go along for the ride, Dharma's friends are less than pleased. Meanwhile, Larry lands a job as a night security guard with Edward's company in order to get medical insurance for the baby. |
| 403 |
"Playing the Field" |
10/31/00 |
Greg begrudgingly fills in as coach of the co-op softball team, and Kitty discovers that Edward has been seeing another woman. |
| 404 |
"Hell No, Greg Can't Go" |
11/14/00 |
When Edward's army buddy, Colonel Kirby, shares some old war stories with the family, Greg pushes Dharma's open-mindedness too far by joining the U.S. Army Reserves. |
| 405 |
"Midwife Crisis" |
11/21/00 |
Abby's all-natural birthing philosophy goes right out the window when she goes into labor on Thanksgiving day, while Dharma competes with Abby's midwife guru over how to give birth to the baby. |
| 406 |
"Sleepless in San Francisco" |
11/28/00 |
Abby turns a blind eye when Dharma goes the extra mile to help care for the new baby in the Finkelstein family. |
| 407 |
"Mad Secretaries and Englishmen" |
12/05/00 |
Dharma and Greg's love life suffers because neither of them can keep from helping other people with their love problems, including Greg's crazy, lovesick secretary. |
| 408 |
"Charma Loves Greb" |
12/12/00 |
Dharma realizes she should have left well enough alone when Greg's surprise party nearly brings the Finkelsteins and Montgomerys to blows. |
| 409 |
"Boxing Dharma" |
12/19/00 |
Dharma regretfully taps into her hidden anger and a penchant for boxing when a woman challenges her to a barroom brawl. Meanwhile, Larry takes his familial relationship with the boss for granted. |
| 410 |
"Dutch Treat" |
01/09/01 |
When Dharma and Greg disagree about playing role model to their young college friend Donald, they decide to experiment with independence for the first time since their marriage began. When things finally get really tense, only an obscure dream and a visit from Abraham Lincoln can close the divide. |
| 411 |
"The Box" |
01/16/01 |
Dharma discovers that Greg keeps a secret box under the bed, but can't bring herself to open it for fear of admitting that she doesn't trust him. |
| 412 |
"Let's Get Fiscal" |
01/30/01 |
Dharma regretfully seeks Edward's business advice when the co-op's slush fund comes up empty, and Greg works with a very successful attorney whom Dharma used to date. |
| 413 |
"Educating Dharma (Part I)" |
02/06/01 |
When Dharma decides to go to college, she meets a professor (Kevin Sorbo) who stirs some feelings that could disrupt her marriage. |
| 414 |
"Educating Dharma (Part II)" |
02/13/01 |
Dharma must come to terms with her own guilt about Charlie, and resolve which direction the relationship will take. |
| 415 |
"Dharma Does Dallas" |
02/20/01 |
Dharma gets to know Greg's dysfunctional cousins and in-laws (Morgan Fairchild, Julie Pinson, Leslie Charleson, and Matthew N. Ashford) just in time to keep Edward from making a huge mistake in choosing his successor. |
| 416 |
"Judy and Greg" |
03/13/01 |
When Dharma and Greg crash a high school reunion, a case of mistaken identity lands them in hot water. Meanwhile, Abby attempts to help Kitty improve her love life. |
| 417 |
"Do the Hustle" |
03/27/01 |
When Kitty and Dharma are challenged to a game of pool by a group of college guys, Dharma is happy to see a wild, winning side of Kitty she's never known. |
| 418 |
"For Pete's Sake" |
04/03/01 |
In an effort to boost Pete's confidence, Dharma makes the naive mistake of convincing Greg to leave the practice in Pete's very incapable hands. |
| 419 |
"Kitty Dearest" |
04/10/01 |
It takes a starving actor and a one-man show to restore peace in the family when Greg reaches his limit with his mother's phony charity efforts. |
| 420 |
"The Story of K" |
04/24/01 |
When Dharma and Greg find a steamy manuscript among some old books, Kitty's hidden writing talents, among other things, are exposed. |
| 421 |
"Pride and Prejudice" |
05/01/01 |
Dharma's paranoia reaches new heights when she discovers her own prejudice against little people. |
| 422 |
"How This Happened" |
05/08/01 |
When Dharma finds a missing bag of cash lost years ago, she discovers that she may rue the day she set out to rescue the former employee (Edward Asner) who lost it. |
| 423 |
"The End of the Innocence (Part I)" |
05/15/01 |
When Greg finds a love letter from Charlie (Kevin Sorbo), he and Dharma seek counseling with a quirky therapist (Kirstie Alley) to help repair the rift. |
| 424 |
"The End of the Innocence (Part II)" |
05/22/01 |
Dharma and Greg learn the hard way that they can never take life or love for granted. |
| # |
Episode |
Airdate |
Overview |
| 501 |
"Intensive Caring" |
09/25/01 |
We learn that the accident has left Dharma with a fractured hip and temporarily confined to a wheelchair. Greg, who fared better, tries to maintain a "structured" approach to Dharma's recovery, which, unfortunately for her, doesn't allow for skipping physical therapy appointments in favor of wheelchair-tongue-depressor relay races down the hospital halls. |
| 502 |
"With a Little Help From My Friend" |
09/25/01 |
Dharma decides that her accident must be a manifestation of the universe shuffling her cosmic deck of cards so that she can help people — from the hospital, physical therapy, insurance company, etc. — whom she otherwise wouldn't have met. Yet, while Dharma loves giving help to others, she's not nearly as fond of accepting it for herself, even when she's in a wheelchair. |
| 503 |
"Papa Was Almost a Rolling Stone" |
10/02/01 |
Dharma learns that her dad, Larry, used to sing and play guitar in a band, but gave it all up when she was born. Feeling guilty, she tries to convince him to perform again. Meanwhile, Larry sets up some old pirate radio broadcasting equipment in Dharma's living room to give her something to do while she's recuperating. Initially, Greg scoffs at "Radio Dharma," but one on-air debate with a caller later, and he's hooked. |
| 504 |
"Sexual Healing" |
10/09/01 |
At the same time that Dharma's doctor gives her permission to resume sexual relations, Greg sees their totaled car for the first time since the accident and learns that the insurance adjuster ruled it a case of reckless driving. Now completely guilt-ridden and overly cautious, Greg's unable to enjoy Dharma's romantic advances. Meanwhile, Edward wants Larry to return the rundown desk chair of his that Kitty attempted to throw out. While at first annoyed by Larry's insistence that they play games for the ownership of the chair, Edward grows to enjoy Larry's company. |
| 505 |
"Without Reservations" |
10/16/01 |
Dharma's unique approach to the world creates new challenges for Greg when she decides to operate their apartment as a bed and breakfast. Meanwhile, Kitty enlists Greg's help in correcting a different mistake: She's just learned that her sizeable donation to the zoo helped build the "Kitty Montgomery Hippo Habitat," on the landmark 100th episode of Dharma & Greg. |
| 506 |
"Try to Remember This Kind of September" |
10/23/01 |
Dharma's best friend from her childhood commune days, September (Juliette Lewis), pops back into her life unexpectedly, evoking feelings of jealousy in Dharma when she proves to be the perfect hippie child in Abby and Larry's eyes. |
| 507 |
"Used Karma" |
10/30/01 |
When Greg starts to dress and act strangely after driving the used car Dharma recently bought, she worries he's been possessed by the spirit of the car's previous owner, a petty criminal and gambler who met an untimely death. Meanwhile, Edward has Larry set up a security camera at his house to help catch the kid who eggs his house every Halloween, but the "trick" is still on him, on a special Halloween-themed episode. |
| 508 |
"Home is Where the Art Is" |
11/13/01 |
Jenna Elfman's real-life husband, Bodhi Elfman, guest stars as an old performance artist friend of Dharma's who convinces her to co-star with him in his latest work: To live "on display" in an art gallery 24 hours a day for a week. Needless to say, Greg's not thrilled with her decision, and father-in-law Larry's moving in with him doesn't help matters. |
| 509 |
"Wish We Weren't Here" |
11/20/01 |
On their way to the Bahamas for Thanksgiving, Dharma and Greg get stuck in an airport where, they run into Pat Benatar and her husband/producer/guitarist Neil Giraldo. While Greg spends every moment trying to get them on a flight — any flight — Dharma transforms the airport into a wedding chapel for a pair of stranded lovebirds. Back in San Francisco, Kitty and Abby squabble over who's in charge of the Thanksgiving dinner while Edward and Larry keep score. |
| 510 |
"Dream A Little Dream of Her" |
11/27/01 |
When Dharma learns Greg's sexual dream girl is renowned concert violinist Nadja Salerno-Sonnenberg (guest starring as herself), she tries to fulfill his fantasy by arranging a videotaped encounter. |
| 511 |
"A Fish Tale" |
12/04/01 |
When animal rights activist Abby learns that Greg and Edward are going fishing, she bans Greg from the Finklestein home, prompting Dharma to do anything to stop them from going. Through her efforts, Dharma uncovers the well-kept secret of where they really go every year — Las Vegas! |
| 512 |
"Previously on Dharma & Greg" |
12/11/01 |
Greg proposing to another woman? Dharma bringing another man home to meet the folks? This landmark flashback episode takes place six months prior to the series pilot and shows Dharma and Greg's lives before they met and married on their first date. Share in Kitty's chagrin as Greg breaks up with his debutante fiancée, and join Larry as he watches Dharma leave a great guy who "refuses to get a job." |
| 513 |
"Protecting the Ego-System" |
01/08/02 |
Kitty brings Dharma to the ground-breaking ceremony of her arch-nemesis Teensy Manhart's new outdoor amphitheater. But Dharma takes a flying leap into the path of the spade in protest when she realizes the theater's intended site is a precious wetland. Abby, Larry and Ed Begley, Jr., a well-known environmental activist, join in her protest. |
| 514 |
"Near-Death of a Salesman" |
03/05/02 |
A heart attack scare causes Edward to reminisce about a simpler time in his life, when he wasn't a high-pressured "captain of industry." Recognizing his desire for an easier life, Dharma encourages him to take a job as a shoe salesman, which works out fine — until Kitty finds out. Meanwhile, Greg gets a taste of what life would be like as his father's business successor. |
| 515 |
"It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's ... My Wife" |
03/12/02 |
Dharma is the inspiration for her nerdy neighbor/admirer's new comic book heroine, the Blonde Tornado, a sexy, crime-fighting superwoman. While Dharma enjoys her newfound stardom, Greg's life whirls out of control after a newspaper photo of a burglary hails her as a real life hero and him as her cowardly sidekick. Greg's insecurity manifests itself in a special effects-filled dream sequence. |
| 516 |
"I Think, Therefore I Am in Trouble" |
03/19/02 |
Supermodel Claudia Schiffer guest stars as Gretchen, a drop-dead gorgeous new lawyer in Greg's office about whom he's having sexual fantasies. Guilt-ridden over his inappropriate thoughts — especially since it's his "four-and-a-half-year anniversary" with Dharma — Greg tries desperately to get Gretchen off his mind … to no avail. |
| 517 |
"She's with the Band" |
03/26/02 |
Dharma's good intentions equate to bad business for Greg when she tries to help the daughter of an influential businessman by filling in as the drummer in her rock band. Things get especially harried when the band is caught jamming naked on the rooftop of their apartment building. |
| 518 |
"Mission: Implausible" |
04/02/02 |
A visit from a younger alumnus from Greg's law school launches him into the middle of a crazy college game with very specific rules. Despite Greg's reluctance to engage in a college prank at this stage in his life, Dharma leaves him no choice when she rallies the gang to help him win back his championship title. |
| 519 |
"This Diamond Ring" |
04/02/02 |
When Dharma takes her ring to a jeweler to get it cleaned, she learns that what she'd believed for the past five years to be a priceless family heirloom is, in fact, just a really good fake. Meanwhile, Pete turns to Dharma for help in getting Gretchen (Claudia Schiffer) to go out with him. Her simple, sound advice works … Soon Gretchen is head-over-heels for Pete — and he can't stand it. |
| 520 |
"The Tooth Is Out There" |
04/09/02 |
Larry seizes the opportunity to buy his favorite conspiracy bookstore when he learns that it's up for sale, Greg goes on a mission to debunk the myth of UFO's, and Kitty uses jealousy as a means of sprucing up her sex life with Edward. Mitch Pileggi (The X-Files) makes a cameo appearance as himself when he comes to sign autographs at Larry's bookstore. |
| 521 |
"The Parent Trap" |
04/16/02 |
Not surprisingly, Greg's sneering former secretary, Marlene (Yeardley Smith), is having trouble finding another job, so Dharma offers to help her out. Meanwhile, Kitty plans an elaborate marriage vow-renewing ceremony for Edward and herself, but forgets one minor detail — asking Edward if he wants to. |
| 522 |
"Tuesday's Child" |
04/23/02 |
A lost child finds her way into Dharma and Greg's lives - and hearts - prompting them to wonder whether they're ready to be parents. Meanwhile, Kitty is ordered to complete community service hours and chooses to do so at Abby's thrift shop. |
523
524 |
"The Mamas and the Papas" (Part I & Part II) [The Finale] |
04/30/02 |
In the first part of this special one-hour season finale, Dharma and Greg find themselves once again trying to make peace between their polar opposite parents when an argument breaks out over whether the couple will vacation with the Finkelsteins or the Montgomerys. Dharma tries to appease both sides by arranging for everyone to spend the weekend at the Montgomerys' mountain chalet, but when the usual bickering and insults kick into high gear, it finally sends Dharma and Greg over the edge. In the second half-hour, Dharma & Greg get stuck in a snowstorm after leaving the chalet and begin to wonder how their diverse upbringings will affect them as parents. |
