List of Clone High minor characters

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Cast of Clone High
Cast of Clone High

This is a list of Clone High minor characters. Clone High writer Adam Pava wrote that every background character appearing in Clone High is actually a historical figure, not just a randomly designed place holder. Therefore any list of the cast of Clone High must be considered tentative at best.

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[edit] Clones

Many clones of famous men and women appeared or were mentioned throughout the series.

[edit] Other characters

Many other characters are featured in the show. Several celebrities that have guest starred have voiced some these characters.

  • Ang Lee's Unloved Son: He writes the cue cards for Cleo's film, The Best of the Best of the Best, though not in calligraphy.
  • Ashley Angel (Himself): Dean of Admissions of the Ashley Angel Spring Break Dance Academy. He was last seen depressed and sullen after Cleo returned home.
  • Blushi: The X-Stream Blu mascot.
  • Brian Scudworth: The son of Principal Scudworth. He was lost in a bet with Colonel Principal and subsequently eaten.
  • DNA Dan: The Fighting Helix: Clone High's double helix-shaped mascot who was played by Gandhi.
  • Emmett: A paranoid transient who lives under an overpass. Abe attempts to set him up with Joan for prom.
  • ESPN's Dan Patrick (Himself) & Chris Berman (Himself): They announce the basketball game between GESH and Clone High, and other student sports going to the elementary level.
  • Giraffe: A giraffe who dares to break the species barrier into football. A character in Abe Lincoln's student film It Takes a Hero. Based on Abe somehow.
  • Hot Dumpster Teen Who May or May Not Be an Angel, and Who May or May Not Be Singing Sensation Mandy Moore (Herself?): She taught Joan the true meaning of Snowflake Day and later then, with several other homeless people, raided Cleo's house.
  • John Stamos (Himself): Perennial prom king who calls Scudworth every year to remind him how he won the title in high school.
  • Krabby Kakes: A crab with the catch phrase "You've got crabs ass-face!"
  • Little Girl: A character in Abe Lincoln's student film, It Takes a Hero.
  • Marilyn Manson (Himself): He is shown as a respected dancing nutritionist and licensed physician, as well as a judge for the presidential debate.
  • Mr. Peanie: George Washington Carver's bio-engineered, anthropomorphic peanut. Modeled after the Planters mascot Mr. Peanut.
  • Scangrade the Magnificent (Judah Miller): An Amherst College graduate who proclaims himself to be "a test grading slash world domination device." Refers to everyone as "infidels". Rivals with Mr. Butlertron. Originally called Scantron in the first airing of the show, until the real company Scantron threatened to sue with regard to their trademark.
  • Skunky-Poo: A Looney Tunes-esque blue and white skunk with the catch phrase "Try and catch me, bitch!"
  • Snowflake Jake: The pirate mascot of the founded holiday Snowflake Day.
  • Team X-Stream Blu: X-Stream Bob (Donald Faison), X-Stream Mike (Zach Braff), X-Stream Erin (Sarah Chalke)
  • The Number Four: A habitual liar who flies in the face of the notion that numbers don't lie.
  • Tom Green (Himself): Activist for people with ADD and its hyperactive cousin ADHD.

[edit] GESH

  • Colonel Principal: Southern gentleman and principal of GESH. He is a parody of Colonel Sanders.
  • Geshy: GESH's bioenginnered mascot. Gandhi later discovers that Geshy is not just a mascot, but a living thing.

[edit] Foster parents

  • Abe's Foster Mom and Dad (Joe Flaherty): Stereotypical 1950's TV show parents.
  • Cleo's Drunken Foster Mom: Abusive and drunken foster mother of Cleopatra. She has a relationship with Toots and is always seen with a drink in her hand.
  • Gandhi's Stereotypically Jewish Foster Parents: When Gandhi said he was going to be a trucker, his Foster mother said she was going to hang herself with the "good noose".
  • Glenn the Janitor (Neil Flynn): Ponce's foster father. Possibly a reference to Flynn's character The Janitor from Scrubs.
  • Toots (Donald Faison): Joan of Arc's blind foster grandfather who is a jazz musician, a parody of Ray Charles. He has a loving relationship with Joan, and is partially the sanest adult on the show. He opens many his sentences with, "Now I may be blind, but..." and his blindness is used in many visual gags, such as picking up a pickaxe as he leaves for a tennis match, or stating that he's heading to a silent movie theater.
  • Wally (Donald Faison) and Carl (Neil Flynn): JFK's interracial gay foster dads. JFK loves them despite the many gay jokes he makes to other people on the show.

[edit] Inventions of Gandhi's subconscious

These characters appear mainly during Gandhi's intoxicated state high on raisins.

  • Daniel Feldspar: The stereotypical Australian dragon.
  • Geldhemoor the Honkeycorn: A mythical half-donkey, half-hummingbird, half-unicorn.
  • The Princess Gremulon: Transformed from Geldhemoor into the Princess by the use of the Amulet of Rivinojaneelankavel, which was given to The Olsen Twins by Dave Coulier with the inscription: Cut, It, Out.
  • Doug Prepcourse (John C. McGinley): The creepy trucker who helps teach Gandhi the value of standardized testing. The possibly-imagined ghost of the inventor of the PXJT prep-courses.

[edit] Unvoiced, parodied or referenced celebrities

  • Ang Lee: Simply referred to as "Ang".
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