User:Linuxbeak/AntiWikipedia:The Man

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"The Man" evolved from a monkey and a dolphin that mated.

He inherited the ability to:

• • eat bananas
  • swim

He has an awkward social condition where he is always conscious of the position of his elbow. He often wonders if it looks relaxed, or too forced. He has tried various positions, such as putting it at his side.

[edit] The hands-on-my-hip Years

To 1991 from 1990, he experimented with placing his hands on his hips so that his elbows would sit at the intersection of his hind and forearm. While this gave him the comfort of not having to define where to vertically position his elbow, it was not without incident.

[edit] Favoritism

The Man returns more hits than "The Woman" on Google and other right-leaning search engines.