User:Link 486
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[edit] About me.
I am Link 486, and cannot contain my excitement for Wikipedia. I usually edit any grammar and spelling errors in video-game related pages (Seriously...WHO did the dialogue between Capt. Ash and Cortez in Timesplitters: Future Perfect in Wikiquote?). I am here to help this continually growing website, and I AM NOT A VANDAL! I love video games, especially The Legend of Zelda series. You can find out more about me further down below.
[edit] Favorite movies
These are my favorite films. They may change occasionally. I watch good movies, not crap like Kim Possible: So the Drama.
Action
Live Free or Die Hard, aka "Die Hard 4"
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Fantasy/ Sci-fi
All six Star Wars films
The Lord of the Rings trilogy
The Harry Potter series, especially The Goblet of Fire and The Order of the Phoenix
Comedy
The Austin Powers Trilogy
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Suspense/Horror
Drama
Animation (This can be either claymation, CGI, or cartoon/anime)
The Nightmare Before Christmas (especially in 3-D.) It might not have any of those in-your-face effects, but it restores the characters to their tactile glory.
Beavis and Butt-head Do America
[edit] Favorite PC/Videogames
My favorite computer and videogames. More may be added occasionally.
Nintendo Wii
Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn (naysayers be damned; it may look like a Gamecube game, but it's still pretty good. This is coming from a Fire Emblem fan, though)
Naruto: Clash of Ninja Revolution
Nintendo Gamecube
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
LEGO Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy
Sonic Gems Collection/ Sonic CD
Nintendo 64
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
SNES
Yoshi's Island: Super Mario World 2
Game Boy Advance
Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past/ Four Swords
Nintendo DS
Brain Age: Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day!
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Playstation/Playstation 2 (the games I like on those wretched systems)
Xbox/ Xbox 360
Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (360)
Lost Planet: Extreme Condition
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
PC
[edit] Favorite TV Shows/ Internet series
If you don't like them, I don't care. Note: They are not ranked in a Top 10 whatchamacallit.
Anime
Naruto (The anime filler arcs are HELL. Shippuuden can't come soon enough!)
Animated/Cartoon
The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Live-Action
Miscellaneous
America's Funniest Home Videos
X-Play (G4's game-review show)
Cinematech (G4's game-preview show)
Internet Series (The kind of stuff you can find on YouTube)
Naruto: The Abridged Series (The REAL Naruto Abridged, by MASAKO X and Vegeta 3986- the masters of funny dubs!!)
Super Mario: Corruption by ACDC Gamer.
Homestar Runner (this one has its own site. I've never tried searching for it on YouTube, but it might be there.)
Tourettes Guy. R.I.P. "When I die, go to heaven and see God, I'm gonna say... sssh*t." Hopefully, now you can.
[edit] Favorite Songs
Rock/Punk Rock
Fall Out Boy: Start Today
Gorillaz: Feel Good, Inc.
The Rolling Stones: Gimme Shelter
Beastie Boys: Sabotage
Guns N' Roses: Welcome to the Jungle
The Mother Hips: Time We Had
Aerosmith: Train Kept a Rollin'
Red Hot Chili Peppers: Dani California
Green Day: Holiday
The All American Rejects: Move Along
The Dead Kennedys: California Über Alles
Senses Fail: Institutionalized
Green Day: American Idiot
Green Day: Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Nine Inch Nails: Just Like you Imagined (The 300 song)
Nine Inch Nails: The Hand that Feeds
Hip-hop/rap (Rap that actually rhymes about stuff with meaning, instead of the bullsh*t of today that talks about cars, drugs, guns, sex, and money.)
Outkast: Ghettomusick
Tupac Shakur: 'Till the End of Time
Tupac Shakur: Changes
Hieroglyphics: At The Helm
Metal/Hard Rock
Korn: Evolution
Dragonforce: Through the Fire and Flames
Mastodon: Iron Tusk
Band Music (I am a percussionist in my school band)
Dorian Rhapsody
The Great Locomotive Chase
Malagueña
Into The Storm
Pirates of the Caribbean (Symphonic suite from the film score)
Success
Black Forest Overture
Joy Revisited
The Tempest
Park Street Celebration
Kentucky, 1800
Tribal Quest
The North Face: Portrait of a Mountain
[edit] Favorite Foods
Won-ton soup. Won-ton dumplings, water chestnuts, mushrooms and spinach leaves in a hot broth. A traditional Asian dish.
Steak. Preferably cooked medium rare, which is pink in the center and juicy. Not to mention mighty tasty... (*Smacks lips*). A great steak is grilled with a good seasoning and the best kind of wood grilling chips (like mesquite).
French Dip sandwiches. Deli-sliced roast beef, or prime rib, and Swiss cheese on a sliced baguette, with au jus on the side to dip your sandwich in.
Pan-Asian noodles. Ramen noodles with beef sirloin tips and tossed vegetables in a sweet black bean sauce.
Spicy curry ramen; I made this myself. Maruchan Chicken Flavor Ramen with a few dashes of spicy curry powder. Beef tips and crushed chili-pepper flakes also add to the taste. VERY SPICY! It's hot even after the soup's cooled down!
Yunnan beef, P.F. Chang's style. Tender marinated beef tips with marinated bell pepper and onion.
Spudini
Fajitas (A traditional Mexican dish.) Meat and vegetables are served on a sizzling grill platter, with flour tortillas on the side. You take some filling and put it into the tortilla. It's really good when done right.
Stuffed Poblano peppers
Monicatti
Fettuccini alfredo
Gnocchi in palomino (creamy tomato) sauce
Chinese Lo mein
Japanese Udon noodles, Pei Wei style. (Pei Wei is a chain of Asian restaurants owned by the same parent company as P.F Chang's China Bistro). Udon noodles with baby spinach, Napa cabbage, shiitake mushrooms, sliced onions (and spring onions) and chicken/beef/pork(Pei Wei lets you choose what kind of meat you want in your dish) in a soy-mirin sauce. Preferably with beef.
There are many more types of food that I like, but I can't remember them all.
[edit] I like...
Won-ton soup (Dee-licious!!)
Nintendo (They've been in the gaming business the longest out of all of today's competiton.)
Visiting this website
Hating Sony for even thinking of making the PlayStation
Riding my bike around my neighborhood...some good exercise there.
Visiting rpgstars.com
Xbox 360..even though it's $350.
Wii You should know why... I love Nintendo!
Laser Tag at Zap Zone (Best game of laser tag I've ever played!)
And a whole lotta other stuff I can't fit on this page.
[edit] Ugh! I hate it sooo much!!
Sour cream crepes (Yuck!)
PlayStation 3 (Go and die, Jak and Daxter!!)
Michigan's governor (I live in the Motor City State, and I think that Jennifer Granholm needs to go...NOW!!)
PSP (DS is better!! PSP= Dumbass!!)
When good looking games turn out to be crappy once they're released (Like Geist...that did look good).
Disney Channel and Toon Disney
Assholes on Xbox Live who have to swear up a storm to make their point.
RuneScape...don't even get me started.
Commercials for the PS3 (They keep on getting worse).
"Gangsta" rap (The worst thing ever to hit the airwaves)
The always-occuring popular-yet-insecure kid at school.
High School Musical and High School Musical 2. It's saddening to see a mediocre teen flick break records. And yes, it is MEDIOCRE IN EVERY SINGLE WAY.
Overly-positive people
Overly-negative people
The overabundance of animated movies these days.
Soulja Boy... what a crying shame. YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU oughta' know that that's gotta be the worst dance ever, not to mention the terrible lyrics.
Game developers who put graphics over gameplay.
Kids who don't "Respect my authoritah!"
Trying to solve a Rubik's Cube.
Osama bin Laden (Dirty terrorist bastard!! WE WILL FIND YOU, YOU DIRTY LITTLE SKANK!!!)
User:77.163.30.115. This stupid cunt keeps on ruining the List of Celebrity Deathmatch episodes. Somebody go tell him that this isn't Uncyclopedia, and that they don't want him either.
[edit] Random nonsense section
I like chickens, Eddy! YOUR MOTHER WEARS ARMY BOOTS!!! EARTH IS NOT YOUR SALAD BAR!!! Dear Strong Bad, I duh doh dooh crapfully yours... I DOH DUH DOOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!! I can't even RELATE!! I can't relate! I'm gonna get...I'm gonna get in there 'n' MIX IT ALL UP!! I don't even remember your NAME, Davie!! Dear Strong Bad, how do you text with boxing gloves on... With Marzipan's radish, we gonna win the competition, and maybe get famous...a little... I LIKE CEREAL!!! Cuh...I like chocolate milk. Super-great, super-great, check your e-mail! YOU MURDERER!!! YOU KILLED MY BROTHER...I MEAN COMPUTER!!! You don't understand...you ALL understand... I mean, DON'T understand! WHAAAAAGGH! omg they killed kenny! THOSE BASTARDS!!!! I'm Rick James, bitch! CHARLIE MURPHY!!!!!YEEEEAAAAAAYUUUUUH!!! WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? OKAAAAAAAAY!!!!! Respect my authoritah! That was such über pwnage. TIMMY!! Your princess is in anoter castle. Hello! Nobody's home! So scram...and don't come back!! SPOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!! Ike made a no-no! "Blame Canada! Blame Canada-a-a-aaaaaa!" Well, LA-DI-FRICKIN'-DA!! "You're a doctor, deal with it!" "Yeah, motherf***er! "Oh f*** off, grasshopper!" "Be afraid! Sparta will burn to the ground!" "Madness...? THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!" "Spartans, give them nothing! But take from them...EVERYTHING!!" "SPARTANS! Ready your breakfast and eat hardy, for tonight we dine in HELL!!" I fell for hours! That's Mama Luigi to you! "Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?" *crack* "It's over NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAND!!! "What, 9000?! There's no way that could be right! CAN IT??!" AHH, S**T!! Oh, BOB SAGET!!! S**t... S**T! S**T!!!!! "Danny, what do you want for breakfast?" "Bacon and eggs, dear." "...What?" "OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I SAID BACON AND EGGS!!" "Dad!" " WHAT?! " "...There's a bird in the house..." " WHADDYOU MEAN 'A BIRD'?! " "Dad, you're gonna end up breaking everything in the house..." " I'M TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SH*T!!!!! "
[edit] "Facts" about me (not true in the slightest, so don't fall for them)
- I have a drug-like addiction to apples. Whenever I am deprived of them, I go into withdrawal. My symptoms include, but are not limited to, twisting my body around and doing headstands. (You'll know what I'm talking about if you've read or watched Death Note.)
- I was formerly a Jonin before I left the village of Konohagakure to become part of the Akatsuki. Oppose us and die. (A reference to Naruto)
- I am publicly known as Kira, and people perceive me to be their savior just because I write the names of criminals in a demonic notebook. And, the criminals die afterward. (Another Death Note reference)
- (Points at Template:USERNAME) "Bang! If I were Kira, you'd be dead now". (Death Note)
- I proudly boast that my power level is OVER 9000!!!! (from DBZ)
- No, Template:USERNAME, I am your father. (Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back; though you'd have to be living in a cave to not know that quote.)
- In WWII, I shot down a German fighter plane by pointing at it and yelling "Bang!" (A Chuck Norris joke, minus the Chuck Norris. I was not alive for WWII, of course.)
- I can slam a revolving door. (Another Chuck Norris joke)
- I am currently suing MySpace for taking the name of what I call "Everything around you". (Chuck Norris joke)
- I use pepper spray to spice up my steaks. (Chuck Norris Joke)
- Apple doesn't charge me for using iTunes. Whenever I listen to a song on it, they pay me $1.00. (Chuck Norris joke)
- Mah roflcopter goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI (Arby 'n' the Chief, a series on YouTube)
- Mai roflcar goes nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (Arby 'n' the Chief)
- Mai roflknife goes SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. It also demands blood.
[edit] Games that I cannot wait for
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Fire Emblem DS (PLEASE come out in the U.S.A!)
Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift
Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World
The Lord of the Rings: Conquest
Too Human (there's finally a light at the end of the tunnel)
[edit] "How You Killed Your Brand": How Sony Screwed Up with the PS3
(Based on the song "How to Save a Life" by The Fray)
Step one, you make your console cost the most
You beat on your chest; you brag, you boast
Despite having good exclusive games
You make a bunch of ri-dih-cu-lous claims
Then ignore our need to play online
Don't make it fun like Xbox Live
Use Blu-Ray, which I don't need
Now you're getting your ass kicked by the Wii
Sony, you went wrong with your PS3
I'll just keep playing my 360
I hope this song has helped you understand
Now you know
How you killed your brand
[edit] TROGDOR!!
From homestarrunner.com
TROGDOOOOOOOOOOR!
TROGDOOOOOOOOOOR!
Trogdor was a man
I mean, he was a DRAGON MAN
I mean... he was just a dragon
"Ummm......"
But he was still TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOR!!
TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOR!!
Burninating the countryside
Burninating the peasants
Burninating all the people
In the thatched roof COTTAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
THATCHED ROOF COTTAGEEEEEEEEEES!!!
And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!
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This user is a permanent resident of the United States of America. |
| STAR WARS | This user is a true Star Wars fan, and as one, considers the films to be a single work. |
| LOTR | This user loves The Lord of the Rings, just the film trilogy, not the books. |
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