User:Lightniing
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[edit] Some Sandbox Stuff
This page is for me to experiment with sandbox and is edited by me. I'll keep it clean.
[edit] Stitch in Time Saves Nine
[edit] TimeRail Lives Saved
Madrid (Newswire)(AP) Today a nonstandard space-time continueum fold saved nine rush hour commuters as they crossed a busy TimeRail crossing on their way to work. A car crash had happened on the nearby street just at that moment and all were distracted, not looking in the direction of the oncoming TimeRail rushing down upon them from the opposite direction of their view.
Using the new TimeSticker[TM] device, the engineer was able to fold time temporarily for the train, and avert certain disaster for the rail-crossing pedestrians by allowing them the extra few seconds they needed to completely cross the rail past the yellow safety line. "We just got this installed last week due to Union pressure," said engineer Thomas Nicholio, "if this happened before they would have been sunk." Nicholio was obviously relieved, and local police issued warnings of citations to the nine rail-crossers, all but one of who was happy to have escaped with their very lives. The other was a lawyer, and was "just never happy," he said.
[edit] Manufacturer Pleased
TimeSticker representitive Alison Richardson ButHaas-nosons had a lot to say about the features, model number and other advertising propaganda nonesense that this article will have the good decency not to repeat here to our good readers.
[edit] Maximum Fold Not Even Reached
The Stitch In Time that Saved Nine only used 2 seconds of the device's 2.5 available seconds. Future versions hope to increase this to 3.1415926 seconds, the theoretical maximum due to time-space-fold theoretical limits.
[edit] About Lightning
Lightning is a BDSM writer for The Scarlet Leather, and lives in Boston.
Lightniing 13:47, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
