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Yoda: Allow this apoinment lightly, the council does not. Disturbing, is this move by Chancilor Palpatine.
Anikin Skywalker: I understand.
Mace Windu: You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master.
Anikin Skywalker: What?
Mace: WHAT COUNTRY YOU FROM?
Anikin: What?
Mace: WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF! THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT? Anikin: What?
Mace: ENGLISH MOTHER****ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Anikin: What?
Mace: SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY, WHAT, AGAIN! I DARE YA! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER****ER! SAY WHAT ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME! What's the matter? Oh, you were finnished! Oh well allow me to retort. Take a seat, young Skywalker!
Anikin: Forgive me master.
Palpatine: Master Windu! I'll take it general Grevis has been destroyed then? I must say you're here sooner than expected.
Mace: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, SHUT, THE ****, UP!
Palpatine: Are you threatning me master Jedi?
Mace: The senate will decide you fate.
Palpatine: I AM, a senate!
Mace: Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother****er mother****er!
Palpatine: It's, treason, then.
Mace: This is a ****ed up Republic! Enough is ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER****ING SITH, ON THIS MOTHER****ING SENATE!
Anikin: He must stand trial!
Mace: He has control of the Senate AND the court! He's to dangerous to be left alive!
Anikin: It's not the Jedi way!
Mace: YES HE DESERVES TO DIE, AND I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL!
(Anikin cuts off Mace's hand)
Mace: WHY THE **** YOU DO THAT?!
