User:Lenoxus/Public/Wikipoem

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[Change this title, please.]

This is my Wikipoem, the free poem that anyone can edit.

This is what I thought this poetry section
might
be
like
when I first saw it listed.
Visualize my disappointment,
but don't think for a moment
I would think of changing your poem

So be bold, intrepid master!
Rhyme! Alliterate!
Hack away the unpalatable lyric!
Project your consciousness in a stream!

Everyone has had at least one
English teacher like that,
haven't you?

Enthusiasm can border on arrogance
like an unchecked cold virus,
but is far more necessary.

And "cold virus" is a remarkably lame analogy
which sreams for fixing
like,
like...
um, society...

My muse broke.

[edit] Wikipoem as of 2/26/06 (after others had followed my instructions)

[Transform this!]

This is my Wikipoem, the free poem that anyone can edit.

This is what I brought this
unwitted
baby
sungod
when I first saw it listed.

Catering the Disappointment Festival,
but don't think for a moment
I would think of changing your poem

So be bold, intrepid master!
Rhyme! Alliterate!
Hack away the unpalatable lyric!
Project your clodlabor in a stream!
Watch below the river flow,
And sunlight gleam and ripples glow, nablanablablah....
And let it fly away like a dream cream!
Everyone has had at least one
English teacher, fried, cut up and gutted, roasted over a spit,
haven't you?

Enthusiasm can border on strungout wallyeyed boognobbers
like an unchecked cold virus,
but is far away in the feckled distance.

And "cold virus" is a remarkably lame anology,
so incredibly arousing to the touch . . .
like,
like...
um, bramblemush...
sure did..
Hack away boredom
By means of poetdom-
Who says an ellipsis is the end...?