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• ...that Matt and Shirley are totally going out?
• ...that, like, when you think about it, the way one person sees blue could be different from another's, and, like, there's no way to know for sure?
• ...that given the recent state of affairs, everything's likely to go down the tubes?
• ...that whatever user decided to have the name God is clearly a threat to humanity?

• Iran's Revolutionary Guards have detained fifteen British Royal Navy personnel assigned to HMS Cornwall (F99), alleging they illegally entered disputed Iranian waters.
• Jamaican police are treating the death of Pakistan cricket team coach Bob Woolmer (pictured) during the ongoing Cricket World Cup as a case of murder.
• More than one hundred coal miners are confirmed dead in the Ulyanovskaya Mine disaster, Russia's worst mining accident in a decade.
• Results of Finland's elections show the opposition gaining ground but incumbent Prime Minister Matti Vanhanen likely to remain in office.
• The People's Republic of China adopts its first law regulating property ownership at the annual National People's Congress.