User:LemonyShepard
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[edit] What is a LemonySheep?
Well, I'm glad you asked. LemonySheep are tiny little sheep tagged onto walls, locker doors, signs, etc. Most of these sheep have the letters "LS" written inside of them. These sheep are drawn by the LemonyShepard, who will remain annonymous for the time being.
No, none of these sheep smell of lemons nor are they yellow like lemons. The 'Lemony' concept was thought up when the LemonyShepard just got back from seeing Lemony Snicket's: A Series of Unfortunate Events and thought that the name 'Lemony' was a cool name. Since the sheep originated as a simple doodle on the side of a locker, the LemonyShepard (soon to become one of the most infamous members of society) had little time to determine his success.
News (and sheep) spread through the schools like wildfire, and soon everyone was drawing them. But a bigger question emerged from their minds: Who was the LemonyShepard? The world may never know...
[edit] Who is LemonyShepard?
LemonyShepard is a brilliant man who thought up the idea of the LemonySheep. Not only is he the creator and tagger of the sheep, but he is also the owner of the Lemony Sheep Pen and the owner of the LemonyStore. Who is he exactly? Well, nobody knows. He could be a mild-mannered teacher who, in his spare time, draws sheep on lockers. He could possibly be a janitor, who is seeking revenge on the kids who make fun of him as they pass through the halls. Maybe he's simply a student in theatre and forensics who just wants to be noticed...but I doubt that.
[edit] A Legend Behind the LemonySheep
The place was the Tech hallway of Henry Ford 2 High School. The time was…unknown. The incident: A sheep was drawn in Sharpie on a locker!
Few students and faculty members were baffled by this bizarre and random act of vandalism. They simply summoned the janitor who wiped it away and nobody gave it a second thought…
Until that next week…
Two more sheep were drawn on the same lockers. The students didn’t understand. The teachers were worried. The principal couldn’t care less. The janitor was having the time of his life. Secretly, deep down inside, he wished for more sheep to be drawn. He enjoyed the cleaning.
His wishes came true two more weeks later when an entire locker was filled to the brim with sheep. There were far too many to even count. Now both the students and teachers were very scared. They thought it was a sign of the apocalypse or something farfetched like that. The janitor would’ve cleaned up this incredible phenomenon, but he was far too busy cleaning up all the other sheep around the school. They were spreading like a virus and their base seemed to be the Tech Hall.
Teachers and students alike began to complain to the principal about the sheep randomly appearing in the halls. The principal then accused half of the faculty of hallucinating and sent them on a week-long vacation to the Bahamas. This, of course, made the other teachers very jealous.
As the sheep began multiplying, and the janitor cleaned and cleaned, the teachers began protesting against the unfair movements made by their boss. The principal, thinking that his decision was indeed a fair one, decided to take this matter to court. However, their judge had terrible memories of his childhood principal, immediately sending the teachers’ boss to prison.
The school system collapsed after that, but rumor has it, if you go to the ruins of Henry Ford 2 High School, you can still see the tiny little sheep drawn on the lockers…
[edit] A Rare Interview with the Shepard
Wikipedia: So, Mr. Shepard, how did you become one of the most infamous members of society?
LemonyShepard: Well, Wik, it wasn't easy. First, I needed to take a Sharpie permanent marker out of my pocket. Then I needed to draw, very carefully (because it's permanent) a sheep onto a locker for no...apparent...reason. Finally, I needed to come up with the brilliance to make it a LemonySheep. Tough work, lemme tell you.
W: How is it that you are able to keep your identity secret from the adoring fans that seem to admire your every sheep?
LS: Well, I guess it's because I'm secretly a ninja. See, in Japan, I'm truely a legend.
W: So, I know that many people out there are dying to know: What's your favorite color?
LS: Colors are for the weak-minded, fool.
W: Well, thank you for your time.
LS: Yeah, I drew about sixteen sheep on your leg.
