Lemmiwinks gerbil king
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| Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King | |
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| Age: | Unknown |
| Gender: | male |
| Hair color: | Grey |
| Job: | Class Pet/Gerbil King |
| First appearance: | The Death Camp of Tolerance |
| Voiced by: | NA |
Lemmiwinks is a fictional character in the animated Comedy Central series South Park. He is first introduced as a class pet in episode 6.14 titled "The Death Camp of Tolerance", originally broadcast on November 20, 2002. During the episode, Lemmiwinks completes Lemmiwinks Quest, a journey through the digestive system of Mr Garrison's teaching assistant, Mr Slave, and as a result is made the Gerbil King.
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[edit] Lemmiwinks Quest
During his quest, Lemmiwinks encounters three animal spirits who previously perished on a similar journey which help to guide him through the body of Mr Slave, specifically the Frog King, the Sparrow Prince and the Catata Fish, respectively.
[edit] The Frog King's Instructions
The Frog King instructs Lemmiwinks on his quest:
Lemmiwinks, you must find your way out of this place, or you will surely die. This way has been closed off by the great sphinctor. To escape, you must journey up to the dark reaches of the intestine and pass the stomach! Who am I? Just a friend. Heed my words, Lemmiwinks. Your time is running out. Make for the large intestine. Start straight ahead.
Whilst Lemmiwinks makes his quest, we hear a beautiful song in his honour:
"A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the gay man's ass, or your tale can't be told."
[edit] Episode synopsis
MR. GARRISON: Who can tell me what happens when water is heated up by the bunsen burner?
BUTTERS: It evaporates.
MR. GARRISON: Good, Butters. Now if we take the tube of the bunsen burner we can see how other things react. Evaporation is an ectothermic reaction, so let's look at an endothermic one. Mr. Slave, position 7 please.
Mr. Slave Moons Mr. Garrison
MR. GARRISON: Now I will put the tube in Mr. Slave's tight ass. The heat from Mr. Slaves ass will act as a new conducter of energy.
MR. SLAVE: Ooh. Oh! Jesuth Chrith! Oh!
MR. GARRINSON: Ok, now Butters, could you bring Lemmiwinks over for me, please?
BUTTERS: Sure! Gets Lemmiwinks
STAN: Oh, No! Nononono no!
MR. GARRINSON: Newton first discovered that for every action, there is a REaction. Now what do you think will happen when I introduce the element of the gerbil to the endothermic heat of Mr. Slave's ass?
Class is in awe
MR. GARRISON: Well, let's see! put's lemmiwinks into Mr. Slaves ass
MR. SLAVE: Ahh! --- Oh Jesuth! Jesuth Chrith!
BUTTERS: Lemmiwinks!?! No!
MR. SLAVE: Ooh! Jesuth! Jesuth Chrith! Lemmiwinks tries to escape, magic frog king appears
FROG KING: Lemmiwinks, you must find your way out of this place, or you will surely die. This way has been closed off by the great sphinctor. To escape, you must journey up to the dark reaches of the intestine and pass the stomach! Who am I? Just a friend. Heed my words, Lemmiwinks. Your time is running out. Make for the large intestine. Start straight ahead.
SONG: A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the gay man's ass, or your tale can't be told.
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks!
Lemmiwink's journey is distant, far and fast! To find his way out of a gay man's ass! The road ahead is filled with danger and fright! But push onward Lemmiwinks with all of your might!
FROG KING: Lemmiwinks, you are coming to the enterance off the small intestine! There you must seek out The Sparrow Prince!
SONG: The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead! Don't look back lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead! Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late. Slow down now, and seal your fate.
Sparrow Prince Appears SPARROW PRINCE: I am The Sparrow Prince! Long has my spirit been trapped within this place! Before you lies the maze of the small intestine. One path leads to the stomach, the other to certain doom. Take with you this helmet and torch. Let them be your guide! Gives Lemmiwinks a helmet with a torch
SONG: Take the magic helmet-torch to help you light the way, there's still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay! Ahead of you lies adventure, and your stregnth still lies within! Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win!
Meanwhile...
MR. GARRISON: What's the matter?
MR. SLAVE: Just an upset stomach, I gueth.
MR. GARRISON: Well, here, take a pepto pill, I can't have a teacher that's under the weather.
MR. SLAVE: Jesuth Chrith! *takes the pill*
DEEP SONG: Lemmiwinks came to the stomach now. 'neath the dance of the lungs and heart.
Catata Fish appears
CATATA FISH: You have chosen your path wisely Lemmiwinks! I am the Catata Fish!
DEEP SONG: Catata fish of the stomach's cove!
CATATA FISH: If you answer this riddle, the esophogus will let you pass.
DEEP SONG: Catata fish's riddle will soon be told!
Later...
FROG KING: Hang on Lemmiwinks! You solved the Catata Fish's riddle, your trials are nearly through!
MR. SLAVE: coughs out lemmiwinks
SONG: Lemmiwinks has made it out, his tale is nearly through!
CATATA FISH: Great job, lemmiwinks!
SPARROW PRINCE: Thanks to you we are all free!
FROG KING: But your adventures are just beginning! *Takes off Lemmiwinks' helmet* You are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks, you are the Gerbil King! *Puts crown on Lemmiwinks' head*
ALL ANIMAL GHOSTS: All hail the gerbil king!
SONG: Now that you're the Gerbil king has more adventures to go on! Fly away to faraway lands and to the setting sun! So many enemies and battles yet to fight! For Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King's tale is told throughout the night!
Le-Le-Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks Lemmi-Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks, Lemm-Le-Lemmiwinks Gerbil King!
[edit] References in Popular Culture
- The scenes involving Lemmiwinks Quest where the gerbil is trying to escape from Mr. Slave include parodies of songs from The Hobbit animated movie, including the title song
| Preceded by “The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers” |
South Park episodes | Followed by “The Biggest Douche in the Universe” |
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