User:LeCrud Jam

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Howdy Strangers! My name is LeCrud Jam. I live in a magical land, over the rainbow... where the unicorns graze on shards of glass and dinosaurs roam the streets freely. I have a pet termite that I got in Sparta, Greece. His name is Humph Metro. He sings "We are the Champions" and "The Star Spangled Banner" to me every day before I go to sleep. By the way, I'm nocturnal. Everyone in my country is. I'm the mayor of my city, in the magical land. It's a hard job. But luckily, I have my trusty waffle to help me get through life. Whoop for JOY!