User:LaraLove/Bathrobe Cabal

The Illustrious and Honourable Bathrobe Cabal of Wikipedia has the following membership requirements:

• hold allegiance to none but this cabal
• meet the photo standards below
• have mild rogue (rouge is a colour) tendencies (admin candidates only)
• consistently abuse the (semi-)protection of a page in their favour (admin candidates only)
• place an extraneous "u" into wourds to sound moure British
• be in good standing with the community (hey, we have to have one serious one!)

ALL candidates must submit a photo of them wearing a bathrobe, a cheesy grin^† and a thumbs up.

Candidates may apply by submitting requests on the talk pages any of the following users: Dfrg.msc, Lara♥Love, Jayron32.
Membership is effective with submission of required photo to http://www.bathrobecabal.org (images visible to members only). Applications subject to rejection... you've been warned.

^†Approved alternatives to the "cheesy grin" include: show of tongue stud, a look that says "Your mother," a look that says "I did your mother," the deer in the headlights look, or a look that conveys no emotion whatsoever.

- TRANSMISSION ENDS -

Off-wiki

• Creation of centers for physical love, so-called Mitfickzentralen (literally "fuckpööling centers")
• Cancellation of compulsory education
• Abolition of the 5-O
• Reducing the legal voting (and drinking, and consent!) age to 12
• Implementing a maximum age of consent for sexual contact
• Legalization of all drugs while outlawing antibiotics and fluoride
• Interrupting infomercials with two minute segments of television shows
• Re-building the Berlin Wall

On-wiki

• Fully-protecting all user talk pages is a priority
• Enforce 1RR
• Promote IPs to adminship
• Improve pwn to featured article status
• Recruit more chicks
• Prohibit the use of the terms straw man and ad hominem

- TRANSMISSION ENDS -

Bathrobes are provided from each according to their ability, to each according to their need.

They must be bathrobes. They may not be:

• smoking jackets
• dressing gowns^†
• graduation gowns
• choir robes
• state-mandated apparel
• invisible robes
• Jedi uniforms
• robes worn by wizards or other magical creatures.

^†Note: In some countries other than the U.S., the term "dressing gown" can be used to refer to a bathrobe. In such cases, dressing gowns are acceptable wear.

• The concept of the Bathrobe Cabal was inspired by this comment from Riana.
• This page based off the userpage design of AshLin which was created by Phaedriel.